DAY THREE
Civgeneral: 11 (Oyzar, Pinman, Izipo, Snerk, Love, Camikaze, Sithlord, CCRunner, ZPV, BW, Renata
Sprig: 8 (Nictel, choxorn, Double A, PaulusIII, Tasslehoff, Sprig, Civgeneral, cindle)
CCRunner: 1 (Rhawn, )
Catharsis abstained
God was a bit late, a bit weary and tired, and suddenly realized that hosting two games and playing a few may not have been a good idea.
King Arthur stood before the assembled guests at Camelot and posed the usual question.
King Arthur: Given our failures in the past couple of days, I'm not sure I'm very encouraged. Have we finally found one of the Knights who say Ni?
Sir Bedevere: I have a scroll containing everyone's votes, my liege.
King Arthur: What does it say?
Sir Bedevere: I cannot read it sire, the peasants are illiterate and cannot write their own name, let alone others.
King Arthur: Fine. Just shout out whichever name you think is guilty!
The Crowd: Sprig! Civgeneral! CCRunner! Civgeneral! Very small rocks! Apples! Cider! Gravy! Churches! A duck! Civgeneral!
Small voice at the back of the crowd: I don't think anyone is guilty, so I abstain.
King Arthur glared at him.
King Arthur: All right. Will the condemned step forward?
Sir Launcelot: Right here, my liege. I am willing to die for the good of England. First, I will make a feint to the north, and attempt to tackle the crowd from behind, and then I will take them all single-handed...
King Arthur: That won't be necessary.
Sir Launcelot: And I will decapitate anyone who tries to get in the way. Then I shall leap from the chandelier and stomp on the heads of all the insolent ones who challenge your rule, sir...
King Arthur: Be quiet!
Sir Launcelot: I shall personally defeat all the knights who say Ni.
The Crowd: HE SAID NI!!!!
King Arthur: Be quiet! No, Sir Launcelot, you are not to harm anyone.
Sir Launcelot: I'm sorry?
King Arthur: No, your orders are to errm.... die.
Sir Launcelot: Quite right sir. But I'll finish them all off before I do.
King Arthur: No.... you're not going to do that. Surrender your sword.
Sir Launcelot: Ah, a challenge! I'll defeat them with my bare hands, my King!
King Arthur: You're to be chained up and carted away by the police.
Sir Launcelot: Without killing anyone?
King Arthur: Right.
Sir Launcelot: I see... it's not quite right for my idiom... but as you wish.
Sir Launcelot was placed in chains and driven off to jail. They would not be seeing him again, because he was taken advantage of by his cell mate and the rest is not exactly PG-13 material. In short, he was violated to death.
Sir Launcelot (CivGeneral) is dead. But unfortunately for England he was...
A pro-England Vigilante.
Alive: (22/30)
civplayah
Nictel
Catharsis
Double A
choxorn
Pinman
Paulus III
Tasslehoff
Snerk
cindle
Sprig
CCRunner
Camikaze
oyzar
hell hound
Izipo
Backwards Logic
Sithlord447
Renata
rhawn
Love
ZPV
Lynched: (3/30)
plarq
TheLastOne36
CivGeneral
Murdered: (5/30)
Seon
cubsfan6506
taillesskangaru
Stuck in Pi
Winston Hughes
Wrath of God: (Only one so far...)
kill fire
Bad luck, England. NIGHT ACTIONS, PLEASE! You have a full 48 hours, please send in your orders.