Mafia Game: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (GAME THREAD)

The servant steps up on his stool, coconuts in hand, and clops them together a few times for attention. It only serves to make everyone think they're supposed to be riding off, and he has to yell a bit to gather them all back together.

All right, people here's the thing. The number one rule of Mafia is, You Don't Talk About Mafia.

Everyone looks puzzled.

No wait, that's not right. The number one rule of Mafia is, when you have an important innocent role and you're about to get your neck stretched, YOU TELL SOMEONE WHAT YOUR ROLE IS. PREFERABLY MANY SOMEONES. I mean, good God.

A small "ha-ha" pops up from the ghost contingent.

Put a sock in it, TheLastOne. You don't count.
 
I'm with Renata here. How hard can it be to just say, "hey, don't kill me, I'm Sir Launcelot and I'm strong enough to not fear the baddies".

If you think that posting that would be saying too much and then you will have all the mafias against you, then so what ? THEY'RE ALREADY AFTER YOU ANYWAY !
And besides, I'd think twice before attacking Sir Launcelot, for crying out loud. So, yeah, maybe we suck at lynching mafiosi, but some people suck even more at preserving assets. i.e. their lives.
Pfff.
 
Hmm... no, I don't agree with you here, to be honest. Today's vote was always a close race between CivG and sprig: a couple of vote changes would have meant sprig's head on the chopping-block. And towards the end of the day, it was sprig attracting the votes (including his own) more than CivG. So perhaps he thought that it was a decent enough risk to take to just keep denying accusations made against him, change his vote to sprig and hope that the trend continued. 'Cause that way, he'd have been able to use his vigilante ability a lot more, because mafia don't tend to attack people who have drawn suspicion upon themselves unless they have an ulterior reason (when I've been mafia before I've always tried to make sure to float enough possible suspects around to keep a buffer of one or two days' possible votes between me and the public ire, and I'm sure that this is a widely-used strategy, so my guess is that baddies would wait for CivG to get lynched, based on the fact that oyzar's evidence against him was pretty good). Also I don't recall CivG saying anything about being strong enough not to fear the baddies (sprig said something similar, but that's all I remember).

TLO36 was a different case. He was a long way ahead of anyone else in the vote tally, and wasn't doing himself any favours by posting vague threats of a powerful ability to be lost, or making huge lists of suspects out of the list of people voting for him. To be frank, the only way he could have saved himself was a roleclaim, which is why I was bugging him about it in the thread back then.

His situation was: roleclaim and slightly help the innocents, or don't, and slightly help the baddies. CivG had a similar situation and to be sure, a roleclaim would probably have slightly helped the innocents (at least by finding out something about sprig); but not claiming also held a not-impossible chance of benefiting the innocents greatly, as detailed in the first paragraph, and I'm not surprised that he risked it. I probably would have.
 
Wait isn't it like night?
 
Hmm... no, I don't agree with you here, to be honest. Today's vote was always a close race between CivG and sprig: a couple of vote changes would have meant sprig's head on the chopping-block. And towards the end of the day, it was sprig attracting the votes (including his own) more than CivG. So perhaps he thought that it was a decent enough risk to take to just keep denying accusations made against him, change his vote to sprig and hope that the trend continued. 'Cause that way, he'd have been able to use his vigilante ability a lot more, because mafia don't tend to attack people who have drawn suspicion upon themselves unless they have an ulterior reason (when I've been mafia before I've always tried to make sure to float enough possible suspects around to keep a buffer of one or two days' possible votes between me and the public ire, and I'm sure that this is a widely-used strategy, so my guess is that baddies would wait for CivG to get lynched, based on the fact that oyzar's evidence against him was pretty good). Also I don't recall CivG saying anything about being strong enough not to fear the baddies (sprig said something similar, but that's all I remember).

TLO36 was a different case. He was a long way ahead of anyone else in the vote tally, and wasn't doing himself any favours by posting vague threats of a powerful ability to be lost, or making huge lists of suspects out of the list of people voting for him. To be frank, the only way he could have saved himself was a roleclaim, which is why I was bugging him about it in the thread back then.

His situation was: roleclaim and slightly help the innocents, or don't, and slightly help the baddies. CivG had a similar situation and to be sure, a roleclaim would probably have slightly helped the innocents (at least by finding out something about sprig); but not claiming also held a not-impossible chance of benefiting the innocents greatly, as detailed in the first paragraph, and I'm not surprised that he risked it. I probably would have.

He could still easily have claimed his role to a select few of those who voted for him, enough to ensure it was Sprig who was lynched an not him.

And yes, it's night. That's why we're talking and not voting.
 
Oy! No voting at night!
 
I've a speck in my eye, true, but you've a log in yours: today was the first time you've actually voted properly. (First round you made a nonsense vote for 'Pizzaface', and second round you didn't vote at all, claiming that you 'never vote'.)

(Serious face) First day votes end badly for the town 90% of the time.

(Happy face!) I was joking! I actually just forgot to vote
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I do not understand the accusations on me. Someone please explain.
Welcome to my world, You shall suffer the taunting Frenchmen when you become a ghost! :evil:
 
"Silly sleep-walk&talk-ers."
 
Hmm, strange, it's been 48 hours by my count, the sun should have risen by now. Is this some evil magic by a witch or the KWSN?
 
NIGHT THREE



Dennis the peasant (rhawn) was wallowing in filth, minding his own business, muttering about how the oppression of the masses under a dictatorship, and the supremacy of anarcho-syndicalism. As he looked up, he saw a fluffy white rabbit sitting on a nearby wall made of mud blocks. He licked his lips and fancied that he might be eating quite well tonight... Well it was nearly true. One of them certainly ate very well, but it wasn't Dennis the peasant. The commune that he envisioned would have to go on without him.

He was quickly decapitated, and the bloodthirsty rabbit became fat on his entrails. What remained of his torso was never found.



Rhawn (Dennis) was killed.

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Pie iesu domine.... dona eis requiem.

*BONK*

Pie iesu domine.... dona eis requiem.

*BONK*


Pie iesu domine.... dona eis requiem....

*ROOOOAAAAARRRRRR*

Masochistic Monk: AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!

As his flesh was being eaten, the Monk made certain to quickly carve the word "AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH" into the cave wall, until he died.


Civplayah (Self-hating monk) was killed.


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The Frenchman was laughing his French butt off, as he watched the silly English continue to fail and fail.

French Taunter: You silly English types with your silly, knees-bent running around like a chicken with its head cut off... you can all go and... boil your bottoms! You cheesy lot of second-hand electric donkey-bottom biters! I waft my private parts at you and fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt... of elderberries!!!

Suddenly, the Taunting frenchman was surrounded by three very very tall people.

First Knight: Ni!

Second Knight: Ni!

Third Knight: NI!!!!

The French taunter waited patiently for the fourth... but it never came. The other Knights of Ni looked around, also puzzled. Where was the fourth member?

The French taunter
: Allo?

Undaunted, the First Knight roared
: NI!!!

Suddenly, the French taunter's eyes rolled to the top of his head, and he began smacking himself in the helmet, with a look of profound surprise. He couldn't bear the sound of that word anymore, so he took his own sword and shoved it through his eye.

The Knights of Ni wandered off... and very shortly, the Frenchman exploded, and frogs and snails rained down from the heavens.

Cindle (French Taunter) was killed.


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Alive: (19/30)


Nictel
Catharsis
Double A
choxorn
Pinman
Paulus III
Tasslehoff
Snerk
Sprig
CCRunner
Camikaze
oyzar
hell hound
Izipo
Backwards Logic
Sithlord447
Renata
Love
ZPV

Lynched: (3/30)

plarq
TheLastOne36
CivGeneral

Murdered: (8/30)

Seon
cubsfan6506
taillesskangaru
Stuck in Pi
Winston Hughes
civplayah
cindle
rhawn

Wrath of God: (Only one so far...)

kill fire







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