Mafia Game: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (GAME THREAD)

[choxorn]

We don't know, he survived.

 

[Sprig]

How long till day break? I am not sure I can contain my awesomesness for much longer!

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

That's long enough on the orders. Writeup commencing.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

NIGHT FOUR​

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The man was quite ill, quite ill indeed. However, he wasn't quite dead yet. In fact, in spite of an earlier brush with death, he was getting better. He was feeling fine, actually. As a matter of fact, he was no longer ill, he was in the best of health. That is, of course, until he was approached by a creature so foul, so cruel, very few men had fought with it and lived.

Old Man: "How are you, little bunny? Is you a cute wittle bunny? Yes you are.... yes you are! Who is my shnuggums? Hmmm? Is ooooo my shnuggums? My big fat fluffy furry floppy-eared fantastic little fwend? Come here... come to daddy... come shnuggle up with me. You don't have the plague, right? The last thing I need is to catch the Black Death..."

Well, the Old Man who was very ill, and would be stone dead in a moment, but was actually getting better, and now was actually feeling quite fine, would not experience the Black Death. Instead, he got to experience a very fluffy, sharp, pointy White Death, complete with fangs and fur.

They never found his remains.

Pinman was killed. And yet, even though he's actually now stone dead, he still feels fine! He feels so happy, in fact, I think he will go for a walk.

Mister Duck was sneaking around that night, looking for the wicked one. He knew, just knew, that there was black magic afoot.

But while he was trying to logically determine that if someone weighs the same as a duck, they must be made of wood... a group of four evil knights stepped forward and began to surround him.

First Knight: NI!

Second Knight: NI!!!

Third Knight: NI!!!!

Fourth Knight: NI!!!!!

Mister Duck could hear no more, and wished he could have turned himself into a Newt. But he wasn't going to get better, because he couldn't bear to hear the sacred words. He did the only thing he could do.... he ate himself to death. Starting with his toes, he began munching down his entire leg, his other leg, then his arms, and began slurping down his intestines. Then, he ate his own head.

Double A was killed.

Later, just over the hill, over a path running down the middle of the forest, with shrubberies on either side, there stood a tall man, with a strange looking helmet on his head. He was muttering something to himself.

He looked and saw a beast... the foulest thing you could imagine, dripping blood and saliva and gore from it's gaping jaws. The man knew he couldn't possibly outrun it, and could feel the icy grip of death upon him. The foul creature attacked, and bit the man in two.

Thunder and lightning roared and flashed in the sky, and there was a great disturbance throughout the lands.

Sithlord447 was killed.

Alive: (16/30)


Nictel
Catharsis
choxorn
Paulus III
Tasslehoff
Snerk
Sprig
CCRunner
Camikaze
oyzar
hell hound
Izipo
Backwards Logic (survived)
Renata
Love
ZPV

Lynched: (3/30)

plarq
TheLastOne36
CivGeneral

Murdered: (11/30)

Seon
cubsfan6506
taillesskangaru
Stuck in Pi
Winston Hughes
civplayah
cindle
rhawn
Pinman
Double A
Sithlord447


Wrath of God: (Only one so far...)

kill fire



It is now Day Five. Please get all your votes in within 48 hours from now.

 

[Sprig]

"So right. Where were we? Oh yes thats right, Love you lying son of a B*tch time to die!"
Vote: Love

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

@ All-

If you did not get a Night 4 result PM, and you expected one, let me know. I think I sent them all out.

 

[Tasslehoff]

Did we not find out what role sithlord was?

Anyway, I believe we were creating a fight between vote:sprig and love.

 

[Camikaze]

Vote: Love

King Arthur is the only living connection to a duck, after the deaths of Sir Bedevere and Mister Duck. The clue couldn't point towards Mister Duck, because Mister Duck was not guilty. And I seriously doubt that it wasn't a clue, given its prevalence.

 

[Catharsis]

The prospect of a Love vs. sprig battle sounds awesome and all but first I gotta vote: Izipo, because I still don't see why he claimed to be Sir Robin so early, in public, and without provocation or threat.

 

[Sprig]

"as crazy as this might sound I agree with catharsis. I can't say i trust izipo and can't figue why he is not dead."

"But then again, I am the King and Im not dead ether, well at least noone has tried to kill me."

But I won't change my vote as Love is the bigger fish to fry.

 

[Izipo]

Because my minstrel had just been killed and I thought "hey, what the hell ?"

I just knew it wouldn't matter, nor would it make me a target for the mafiosi. Because, read my lips, they're already after everyone. Knowing the brave Sir Robin, they'd guess I wasn't a threat, just another potential target in the future. So my status with them went from potential target to potential target.
At worse, what I gave them is one less hassle in having to find out the powerful English knights.

Anyway, vote : Sprig. I'm sure my liege will make short work of him.

 

[PaulusIII]

Let's see here. We have two people, each of them claiming to be King Arthur. To lose our good King would of course be a great detriment to our cause. The time has comes to decide who is the real King and who is not.

Seeing as only one of the two has consistently been telling nonsense, I think Love might well be the real King, and Sprig working against us.

vote: Sprig

 

[Renata]

Well, so much for one of my theories.

If it has to come down to King Arthur and potential bomb, I guess I vote bomb.

vote: sprig

 

[Camikaze]

Either Love or sprig being King Arthur doesn't necessarily mean that they are innocent. King Arthur could be guilty, couldn't they?

 

[Pinman]

Shockingly, just like I told you all on day 1- I can still vote..

 

[Nictel]

When in doubt:

vote: CCRunner

 

[choxorn]

Then who will you vote for, Pinman?

Anyway, vote: sprig has lived for far too long. He must die, and he must die now.

 

[hell_hound]

Wait why are we not considering that the fact the shrubber survived was th knights of **, IIRC in the film they want a shrubbery built so surely it would be good reasoning for his guilt?

 

[Renata]

*is dead in the other game*
*is pissed off*
*wants to take frustration out on the annoying and probably evil sprig*
*sees has already voted for sprig*
*cries*
*wanders off*

 

[civplayah]