Merry Christmas!
Restrictions apply, from us, the wisher, to you, hereafter called the wishee: please accept without obligation, implied or explicit, our best wishes for a environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low-stress, gender-neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice or secular practices of your choice, with respect to the religious/secular persuasions and traditions of others, or their choice, not to practice religious or secular traditions at all, for a financially fulfilling and medically uncomplicated year on the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but with due respect to the calendar of choice of other cultures or sex and in regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religion, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by the terms, and not entitled to further verification or withdrawal. This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alterations be made, and shall be made as the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wisher are acknowledged. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes that could be made due to this greeting. This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions, and or the restrictions herein, may not be binding upon certain wishes in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the certain discretion of the wisher. This greeting is reasonably negated after the usual expected time to which one would celebrate and engage in good tidings for a period of one year or until a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. The wisher only warrants this greeting for the limited replacement of this wish or the issuance of a new wish at the sole direction of the wisher. Any reference in this greeting to the Lord, or Father Christmas, or our savior or any other festive figures whether actual or implied, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement from or from them for this greeting. All proprietary rights herein and any reference to them via third party means or images are hereby acknowledged.