MinionNESs2: the better MinionNESs
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"Muhammed, you cant just attack Israel like this!!" shouted Akbar. Noone could hear him though, as the meeting was being held in the deserts of the Sauds, with all the main members that make up the Hedjaz present.
"I never said I was going to do that, I want no war with these people whether Allah spares them later on is not my concern" spoke Muhammed. Just as he had finished that statement, another man began to speak, "You forget about one thing. The Israelis are in a deep depression. Infact, a depression was a relief to them. I think we have some room to bargain here"
Muhammed scratched his chin in thought "Good idea Suleiman, we do have some room to bargain"
To: Israel
From: The Hedjaz
Stay out of the Arabian peninsula and there will not be war. Plus you would lose enough even if we didnt war. Also, retreat from what Arabian Peninsula you already have. We do not care if you expand into Africa, or Mesopotamia, but Arabian Peninsula is our domain.
Orders
expand north, south, and east, try to make local tribes see the greatness of the Hedjaz and join us!
continue Meccan Bazaar (2/4)
increase economy
if Israel refuses offer, you will see a different set of orders pm'ed
"I never said I was going to do that, I want no war with these people whether Allah spares them later on is not my concern" spoke Muhammed. Just as he had finished that statement, another man began to speak, "You forget about one thing. The Israelis are in a deep depression. Infact, a depression was a relief to them. I think we have some room to bargain here"
Muhammed scratched his chin in thought "Good idea Suleiman, we do have some room to bargain"
To: Israel
From: The Hedjaz
Stay out of the Arabian peninsula and there will not be war. Plus you would lose enough even if we didnt war. Also, retreat from what Arabian Peninsula you already have. We do not care if you expand into Africa, or Mesopotamia, but Arabian Peninsula is our domain.
Orders
expand north, south, and east, try to make local tribes see the greatness of the Hedjaz and join us!
continue Meccan Bazaar (2/4)
increase economy
if Israel refuses offer, you will see a different set of orders pm'ed
china444
Ain't no thang
oh my goodness i forgot about this NES....
TIMBUKTU
The ruler had gotten back from his fun vacation, and he was ready to have a good time with his nation. He would expand to the coast so he would be able to make a navy.
ORDERS
-Expand South Towards Coast
-Increase Economy
TIMBUKTU
The ruler had gotten back from his fun vacation, and he was ready to have a good time with his nation. He would expand to the coast so he would be able to make a navy.
ORDERS
-Expand South Towards Coast
-Increase Economy
aaminion00
Stoned
Wow, quick. So just Naervod and Amirsan. No worries. They should update eventually.
amirsan
King of all Kings
OK WHY DO I HAVE A DEPRESSED ECONOMY?!?!?! I JUST RAISED MY ECONOMY! i dont get it, please explain before I do my orders
aaminion00
Stoned
you have a depressed economy because:
you had depression, and you raised an army
since this is technically impossible, your economy imploded
and now that you've raised it, it's back up to depression
you had depression, and you raised an army
since this is technically impossible, your economy imploded
and now that you've raised it, it's back up to depression
Heine
The Norwegian Viking
In the update you say my army now is small and my economy deppresion, plz fix it.
Orders:
Do the economy better by take down the prize of fishing equiment (this means more fishing an I get more tax from the fish trade
)
Expand, North-East with Half army and expand into french with the and half.
Contiue Wonder.
Orders:
Do the economy better by take down the prize of fishing equiment (this means more fishing an I get more tax from the fish trade
)Expand, North-East with Half army and expand into french with the and half.
Contiue Wonder.
amirsan
King of all Kings
Israel
-Grow economy.
-Mobiliza Army
-If agree below then expand east. If disagree then Fortify Army and build a wall.
To Hegezad:
I won't expand any further down, though I will expand east, abd you will stay in the Arabian Penninsula. Ok.
-Grow economy.
-Mobiliza Army
-If agree below then expand east. If disagree then Fortify Army and build a wall.
To Hegezad:
I won't expand any further down, though I will expand east, abd you will stay in the Arabian Penninsula. Ok.
aaminion00
Stoned
Originally posted by Heine
In the update you say my army now is small and my economy deppresion, plz fix it.
Orders:
Do the economy better by take down the prize of fishing equiment (this means more fishing an I get more tax from the fish trade
Expand, North-East with Half army and expand into french with the and half.
Contiue Wonder.
Why would I fix this? I had you at miniscule, and raised you to tiny because that was a mistake. Then you had a recession economy and ordered your army to be increased. Thus, you know have a depression and a small army.
Heine
The Norwegian Viking
I looked at front page and I had Tiny not small army.....
And economy is reccesion not deppresion....
thanks.
And economy is reccesion not deppresion....
thanks.
aaminion00
Stoned
You'll find out soon enough.
amirsan
King of all Kings
Our people love peace, and to what we see now, they love money also. Our economy lowered to Depression and our people are rioting. Well anyways, to the south the Arabians want more land from the generous Israeli, they get, though not becuase we are scared. Just becuase we love peace. Our economy is in no position to run a campaign so we will give them the limits they want, we are humble with the below. Over the years I want the below to be under Israeli control.
ORDERS: Follow expansion below.
Grow economy
Fortify for any attacks.
ORDERS: Follow expansion below.
Grow economy
Fortify for any attacks.
aaminion00
Stoned
Update soon
aaminion00
Stoned
Note: I would like to now remind you that you are NOT the only nations in the world. There are about a dozen other NPCs all over the place. They are NOT barbarian kingdoms which are easy to take over, they are just as poweful as you.
Update 3400 BC
Yet more trouble in the Holy Land. For a while there was peace. The Israeli economy was increased to a recession, it's army mobilized, and it's relations with the Hedjzad improved. Even the grand temple of Jerusalem was nearly completed, and nearly all foreign travelers who stopped by gazed in wonder. The Israeli troops were slowly marching east when as soon as they reached the Euphrates river they saw a group of warriors on the other side. After a few intense moments, the two sides were finally able to communicate. They called themselves the Persians and asked for peace at their current borders. They said that their empire was vast and powerfull and controlled all the area across the river. Israeli troops disheartedly stared at their newly discovered neighbors and awaited the Kings orders. As if that wasn't enough, to the East another empire made contact. A very large procession of a people called Egyptians passed through Jerusalem. At the head was the Egyptian pharaoh, accompanied by hundreds of warriors and slaves and all sorts of luxuries. He said that he had heard a barbarian civilization called the Israelis lived in the area and decided to investigate. He offers Israel the chance to become an Egyptian vassal. Though many Israelis scoff at the idea, one can't help notice that the Egyptians are much better educated and more culturally advanced then the Israelis.
In the South, the news of these new empires reached Mecca soon enough. The locals didn't seem to care much though. THe Hedjaz millitary, now equipped with horses was ridding through the deserts of Arabia trying to recruit as many of the local clans into the Hedjaz service. Many joined simply because their lives were so hard, and others because the Hedjaz economy was constantly improving. However many were perfectly content with the way things were. These were mostly bandits and looters who independently roamed the deserts looking for passing caravans on their way from Mecca to outlying villages and oasis camps. They gathered in the eastern reaches of Arabia and formed a small country ruled by anarchy in which they were free to do as they wish. The problem was that they constantly left it's confines to bother Hedjaz villagers.
In the Holy Roman Empire, Southward expansion is continued when they too meet a new people. These guys are called the Romans and inhabit a rich peninsula. Their negotiator Julius Tiberius explains that their "ceaser" has no need for the forested swamp-infested lands to the North. He asked that the Holy Roman Empire expand no further south, and they in turn would not expand any further North. The increasing economy and soon to be completed wonder leave people hardly worried about such distant events.
In China emperor Erez expanded to Taiwan through his navy, along with increasing it a bit as well. There are rumors of a civilization to the Northeast.
In Timbuktu, the Mali expand South to reach what they call "the great water". They haven't succeeded yet but their scouts say they're not far away now. Their economy is increased as well.
The United States of Europe expand any which way they can without worring about such trivial matters as foreign civilizations. Their Northeastern expansion goes well, but to the Southwest they meet a people known as the Gauls who insist they withdraw from their lands immediatly. Their chief Vercingetorix threatens that a cruel fate awaits them if they disobey.
-----
Diplomacy
From the Roman Empire
To the Holy Roman Empire
Greetings culturally backwards people of the Holy Roman Empire. We ask that you respect our boundarys and expand no further South. In return, we shall not set foot past your southernmost borders.
Fom Egypt
To Israel
Would you care to become our vassal?
From Persia
To Israel
Would you agree to a border along the Euphrates
-----
From the People
"They might be the Roman Empire, but we're the HOLY Roman Empire!" wisely reasons Holy Roman tavern-goer Fritz Brandenburg. "Who gives a damn what they think? I say we just invade them and show them who the real Romans are"
"Aagh! Those bandits raided my caravan! They took everything! My salt, my gold, even my prized horses! And I'm not the only one! Surely the Caliph will punish them accordingly?" wails Arab trader, Kerim Ibn-Ismet.
-----
Statistical Changes
King Richards Crusade, 2/8
HRE economy increased to Stable
Mecca Bazaar, 2/4
Hedjaz economy increased to Slowing
Chinese navy increased to small
Timbuktu economy increased to Recession
Israeli economy increased to Recession
Great temple of Jerusalem, 3/8
USE economy increased to Slowing
Update 3400 BC
Yet more trouble in the Holy Land. For a while there was peace. The Israeli economy was increased to a recession, it's army mobilized, and it's relations with the Hedjzad improved. Even the grand temple of Jerusalem was nearly completed, and nearly all foreign travelers who stopped by gazed in wonder. The Israeli troops were slowly marching east when as soon as they reached the Euphrates river they saw a group of warriors on the other side. After a few intense moments, the two sides were finally able to communicate. They called themselves the Persians and asked for peace at their current borders. They said that their empire was vast and powerfull and controlled all the area across the river. Israeli troops disheartedly stared at their newly discovered neighbors and awaited the Kings orders. As if that wasn't enough, to the East another empire made contact. A very large procession of a people called Egyptians passed through Jerusalem. At the head was the Egyptian pharaoh, accompanied by hundreds of warriors and slaves and all sorts of luxuries. He said that he had heard a barbarian civilization called the Israelis lived in the area and decided to investigate. He offers Israel the chance to become an Egyptian vassal. Though many Israelis scoff at the idea, one can't help notice that the Egyptians are much better educated and more culturally advanced then the Israelis.
In the South, the news of these new empires reached Mecca soon enough. The locals didn't seem to care much though. THe Hedjaz millitary, now equipped with horses was ridding through the deserts of Arabia trying to recruit as many of the local clans into the Hedjaz service. Many joined simply because their lives were so hard, and others because the Hedjaz economy was constantly improving. However many were perfectly content with the way things were. These were mostly bandits and looters who independently roamed the deserts looking for passing caravans on their way from Mecca to outlying villages and oasis camps. They gathered in the eastern reaches of Arabia and formed a small country ruled by anarchy in which they were free to do as they wish. The problem was that they constantly left it's confines to bother Hedjaz villagers.
In the Holy Roman Empire, Southward expansion is continued when they too meet a new people. These guys are called the Romans and inhabit a rich peninsula. Their negotiator Julius Tiberius explains that their "ceaser" has no need for the forested swamp-infested lands to the North. He asked that the Holy Roman Empire expand no further south, and they in turn would not expand any further North. The increasing economy and soon to be completed wonder leave people hardly worried about such distant events.
In China emperor Erez expanded to Taiwan through his navy, along with increasing it a bit as well. There are rumors of a civilization to the Northeast.
In Timbuktu, the Mali expand South to reach what they call "the great water". They haven't succeeded yet but their scouts say they're not far away now. Their economy is increased as well.
The United States of Europe expand any which way they can without worring about such trivial matters as foreign civilizations. Their Northeastern expansion goes well, but to the Southwest they meet a people known as the Gauls who insist they withdraw from their lands immediatly. Their chief Vercingetorix threatens that a cruel fate awaits them if they disobey.
-----
Diplomacy
From the Roman Empire
To the Holy Roman Empire
Greetings culturally backwards people of the Holy Roman Empire. We ask that you respect our boundarys and expand no further South. In return, we shall not set foot past your southernmost borders.
Fom Egypt
To Israel
Would you care to become our vassal?
From Persia
To Israel
Would you agree to a border along the Euphrates
-----
From the People
"They might be the Roman Empire, but we're the HOLY Roman Empire!" wisely reasons Holy Roman tavern-goer Fritz Brandenburg. "Who gives a damn what they think? I say we just invade them and show them who the real Romans are"
"Aagh! Those bandits raided my caravan! They took everything! My salt, my gold, even my prized horses! And I'm not the only one! Surely the Caliph will punish them accordingly?" wails Arab trader, Kerim Ibn-Ismet.
-----
Statistical Changes
King Richards Crusade, 2/8
HRE economy increased to Stable
Mecca Bazaar, 2/4
Hedjaz economy increased to Slowing
Chinese navy increased to small
Timbuktu economy increased to Recession
Israeli economy increased to Recession
Great temple of Jerusalem, 3/8
USE economy increased to Slowing
Heine
The Norwegian Viking
My Army shall be small (from last update), and my economy deppresion (was deppresion when I increased my army, and then shall hev been down to reccesion and now up to deppresion again.).
To Gauls:
We will keep all land we have now.
To Holy Roman Empier:
Our continent is filled with other barbarian empiers, let's go toghter in an alliance.
To England:
Alliance?
Orders:
Increase army.
Contiue wonder (3/5)
Half of army defend border to Gauls, when the other half expand north.
To Gauls:
We will keep all land we have now.
To Holy Roman Empier:
Our continent is filled with other barbarian empiers, let's go toghter in an alliance.
To England:
Alliance?
Orders:
Increase army.
Contiue wonder (3/5)
Half of army defend border to Gauls, when the other half expand north.
aaminion00
Stoned
aaminion00
Stoned
From England
To USE
Unfortunatly we do not see how such an alliance would benefit us. We respectfully decline although we hope this does not hinder our future diplomacy.
From Vercingetorix of the Gauls
To USE
Then it shall be war! We will fight to save our homeland from your unjust opression!
To USE
Unfortunatly we do not see how such an alliance would benefit us. We respectfully decline although we hope this does not hinder our future diplomacy.
From Vercingetorix of the Gauls
To USE
Then it shall be war! We will fight to save our homeland from your unjust opression!
