Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall...

Who has the best beard of them all?

  • Alert Ahmad

    Votes: 8 3.9%
  • Aggressive Askia

    Votes: 9 4.3%
  • Angry Attila

    Votes: 8 3.9%
  • Awesome Ashurbanipal

    Votes: 73 35.3%
  • Crazy Casimir

    Votes: 22 10.6%
  • Dazzling Darius

    Votes: 19 9.2%
  • Eccentric Enrico

    Votes: 11 5.3%
  • Glorious Gustavus

    Votes: 66 31.9%
  • Grumpy Genghis

    Votes: 7 3.4%
  • Harsh Harald

    Votes: 38 18.4%
  • Honorable Harun

    Votes: 8 3.9%
  • Neat Nebuchadnezzar

    Votes: 42 20.3%
  • Professional Pedro

    Votes: 59 28.5%
  • Remarkable Ramesses

    Votes: 10 4.8%
  • Scholarlike Sejong

    Votes: 12 5.8%
  • Serious Selassie

    Votes: 6 2.9%
  • Shaggy Shaka

    Votes: 10 4.8%
  • Spectacular Suleiman

    Votes: 34 16.4%
  • Wise William

    Votes: 16 7.7%

  • Total voters
    207
Voted Neby, Ash and Gustavus.

Their beards are awesome. Neby is my long time favourite, but Ashurbanipal ties with him for great beard. Gustavus is a number three, although I'm not really sure here, as it's not a beard he actually ever had.

The poll seems a bit unfair for Enrico too, whose beard we haven't "really" seen outside of his tiny icon. Granted, it doesn't seem like anything special, but still...
 
Enrico Dandolo.

You know he's blind. You know he's 96-something years old, which is approximately 1038501385013850 if you convert it to modern age.


You also know he's one of the most badass, cunning, evil masterminds to ever live.

How does he do it, despite being blind and that old?


It must be his beard. His beard is giving him his POWERS. His beard IS his POWER.
 
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