Misheard Lyrics

[aimeeandbeatles]

Has anybody here accidently misheard lyrics? I haven't misheard any (or I cant remember them). If you did, post them here along with the real lyrics, and lets have a laugh!

P.S. Here's a good site for misheard lyrics, parodies and youknow - http://www.amiright.com

 

[Che Guava]

"She's got a chicken to ride, and she don't care!
MY BABY DONKEY!...."

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

"She's got a chicken to ride, and she don't care!
MY BABY DONKEY!...."

Classic

Of course there's always My Sweet Lord/My Sweet Load

 

[Chandrasekhar]

Hm... reminds me of a fad from YTMND.

 

[Red Door]

I could post it, but it's an explicit rap song that degrades women (really).

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I could post it, but it's an explicit rap song that degrades women (really).

Not a good idea, especially after that song me and my friend wrote

 

[Masquerouge]

You have no idea how much I misheard lyrics in my youth, what with being French and all...

Like that Prince song in Batman, where he says at some point: "Keep Bustin'", we thought it was "Quick posting".
Or Killer Queen:
"She keeps mowin a shadow in a pretty cabinet"
Etc., etc.

 

[Catharsis]

"I will go down with this ship / And I won't poke my eye out with a pencil" - Dido

 

[Wolfe Tone]

In Green Day's American idiot there's a line "All across the idiot nation". Even now I am almost sure that the line is "All across the Aryan Nation". Quite a shock first time I heard it. Awful song though

 

[Nylan]

"Rock the Cash Box"

 

[Chandrasekhar]

"Rock the Cash Box"

You mean Lock the Taskbar?

 

[LucyDuke]

My favorite was a friend of a friend... don't know the song, but the lyric was "the cross I bear", and it was misheard as "the cross-eyed bear".

 

[Nylan]

You mean Lock the Taskbar?

No, pop the NASCAR

 

[Left]

Blinded by the light, light up like a douche in the middle of the night.

Spoiler :

Bruce Springsteen - Blinded by the Light

Performed by Manfred Mann

 

[Harbringer]

What I heard:
I wasnt sure what I do beast and for this fink I confess
I dont know what has always been and always will till we begin

actual lyrics
Im worse at what i do best,
and for this gift I feel blessed
our little group has always been
and always will until the end

 

[Irish Caesar]

You have no idea how much I misheard lyrics in my youth, what with being French and all...

Or Killer Queen:
"She keeps mowin a shadow in a pretty cabinet"
Etc., etc.

The misheard line is the only French I know of in a classic-rock-ish song!

 

[Che Guava]

"You're so vain
I bet you think this song's about shoes!"

 

[RubricousMidget]

"Come to California, trees!" - NOFX, Leaving Jesusland
It's either supposed to be "please" instead of "trees", or "hug" instead of "to", depending on where you find the lyrics.

"Master / Apprentice / Hard-porn / 7th seeker" - Nightwish, Wishmaster
It's supposed to be "heartborn".

"As night is falling / The end is drawing near / Hell, YEAH!! / Their last rites echo on the wind" - Judas Priest, Night Crawler
It's supposed to be "They'll hear", not "Hell, YEAH!!".

 

[Stylesrj]

Streets of Sim City, one of the songs, t first until I read the lyrics

My interpretation:
Killed us all, when you've got a big gassed car!

Actual:
You're the Csar when you've got a kickass car

That was years ago ,but now I know what the lyrics are.. if I could find the manual again...

 

[Narz]

http://mariahcantforget.ytmnd.com/