Most ignorant(and funny) statements you have ever heard

Well? Are you Islam?

The world wonders.

I need this:
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No really, you do know you can't be Islam, do you? Somebody could be Muslim though.
 
From my Ex

RRW: "I'm getting a book out of the library about Hitler"

B: "Hitler who?"
 
"It was like a vertical waterfall".

Me: "Why do you think"?
Friend: "Yes".
 
Alan Green had a good one on radio 5 once:

"Tsk. Look at that. He's rolling around as if he's dead". :lol:
 
this thread makes me wish I had more doofus friends :/
 
Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.--Dan Quayle
 
Oh good looks like it was the dumb American's that fled to Canada after Bush! :lol:
 
From Youtube

"all sovet countries are free as of ARMENIA and they have just RUSSIAN back up help"

I assume he meant ex-soviet

"don't worry about RUSSIAN , we are strong enough for whole world"


"as I said don not worry about RUSSIAN ,we have whole the world under control so the countries like turky never dare to make any problem in area like GORGIA"
 
Back in high school, apparently somebody thought we bombed ourselves at Pearl Harbor.
We did! Stop blinding yourself to the government's treachery!
 
I can choose my friends so I make sure none of them can say stupid things, unfourtnatley I can't choose my family.

"I thought Mexico was part of the US."-my sister
"No." -me
"Then where is Cancun?"-sister
"Mexico."-me
"So Mexico is part of the US! All the Americans go to Cancun for spring break! And if Cancun is part of Mexico and is full of Americans that means Mexico is part of the US!"-sister
 
I can choose my friends so I make sure none of them can say stupid things, unfourtnatley I can't choose my family.

"I thought Mexico was part of the US."-my sister
"No." -me
"Then where is Cancun?"-sister
"Mexico."-me
"So Mexico is part of the US! All the Americans go to Cancun for spring break! And if Cancun is part of Mexico and is full of Americans that means Mexico is part of the US!"-sister

That's Sudetenland Logic!
 
Honest to god, something to this effect was published in a local newspaper by a long time, and current columnist:

If Iran won't do what we say we (presumably America) should nuke the whole place, just to teach them a lesson.
 
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