Most ignorant(and funny) statements you have ever heard

[Ziggy Stardust]

"What is worse: Ignorance or Apathy?"
"Don't know and don't care".

 

[King of Town]

"It's important to know Obama is a Gypsy and a Voodoo worker!"

 

[Phlegmak]

"What is worse: Ignorance or Apathy?"
"Don't know and don't care".

Jesus! That's brilliant!

 

[Nordstream]

I'm a member of a political organization and one of the guys there has been trying to open a Freemason lodge in the uni and he's been trying to recruit and he declared to us that "Obama is a Freemason. He's been seen at lodge meetings it was just kept secret because it would be bad for him politically."

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I remember someone once saying the Beatles made Macintosh computers. (It was because of Apple Corps & Apple Computers.) And then they went on to say that Macintoshes weren't invented till 1995, and they were made because they were jealous of Microsoft.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

That's why the highest privilege level on the CPU is referred to as Ring-0 aimee.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

That's why the highest privilege level on the CPU is referred to as Ring-0 aimee.

Good one.

 

[choxorn]

A lot of things said in my world history class are stupid. Here's one someone said today:


"So, like, is Anatolia in the UK?"

This is despite the fact that my world history teacher has told everyone the location of Anatolia at least a dozen times.

 

[salty mud]

Strange... the majority of these statements appear to be geography related, i.e. putting well known locations into rediculous areas on the globe.

Any guesses why?

 

[Mowque]

Because you can't reason geography. If you don't know where Anatolia is, you just have to guess,lol.

 

[salty mud]

You have to be pretty backward to place Anatolia in the UK though. An educated guess would be great, but that is unacceptable.

 

[Dachs]

A lot of things said in my world history class are stupid. Here's one someone said today:


"So, like, is Anatolia in the UK?"

This is despite the fact that my world history teacher has told everyone the location of Anatolia at least a dozen times.

Also acceptable answer: Germany.

 

[Bill3000]

"Machiavelli is one of the most applicable thinkers of modern times, as is Ayn Rand."

 

[atr94]

In my history class,

"Does postwar mean before or after the war"

 

[ParadigmShifter]

I thought it meant war on internet forums.

 

[Sharwood]

I remember someone once saying the Beatles made Macintosh computers. (It was because of Apple Corps & Apple Computers.) And then they went on to say that Macintoshes weren't invented till 1995, and they were made because they were jealous of Microsoft.

I've heard the Beatles making computers one before myself. I just did a double-take, shook my head in exasperation and walked off. The girl in question had a penchant for such ridiculous statements.

 

[Rocko_el_loco]

"Isn't there like some sort of bridge that goes from Florida to Puerto Rico?"

Some dude: "Do you speak Puerto Rican?"
Me: "Yes, I also speak Mexican, Dominican, Cuban, Peruvian, Colombian, and Argentinean."
Some dude: "Wow!"

 

[Bill3000]

As for ignorant/funny statements in general, or rather more specifically, customers, this site is hilarious.

 

[Sharwood]

"Isn't there like some sort of bridge that goes from Florida to Puerto Rico?"

Some dude: "Do you speak Puerto Rican?"
Me: "Yes, I also speak Mexican, Dominican, Cuban, Peruvian, Colombian, and Argentinean."
Some dude: "Wow!"

You left out a whole bunch of other coutries as well, notably Spain. Still, awesome.

 

[flyingchicken]

You left out a whole bunch of other coutries as well, notably Spain.

That might have given it away!