Globber
Professional Slacker
Keeping in sequence with the rest of the fast-food threads, I have decide to make a utensil poll. I personally think the knife is the most useful utensil of them all. I can pick things up on it, cut things, stab things, and besides, it's pointy. Ya can't beat something that's pointy. Forks are OK, but are not enough to cut delicious animals into smal tidbits. Spoons are just useless, except to stick on your nose or run around with eggs in them. I refuse to use a spork, as they are evil. As for the spatula, I don't know why anyone would use it to eat with, but it's there anyway. For you hand eaters and others(?) that's there too. So what do YOU use to eat?
