Okay, here's the thing: I don't tell you how to eat. Please return the courtesy. I like my ketchup ON the fries, end of story, that way to buy the t-shirt. I also like my pepper ON the food, not off to the side. I like my crackers IN the soup, not off to the side. Ditto the pepper I add to the soup (explain how I should eat tomato soup with chopsticks, dipping it in a pile of pepper?).
Banana cream pie is only finger food if you're of an age to still sit in a high chair and have a parent to clean up after you.
I have arthritis and fibromyalgia, plus whatever else comes with diabetes. My dexterity and sense of touch no longer work properly. Chopsticks are not an option.
Bugles are discontinued in Canada.