Multipolarity III - Game Thread

[NinjaCow64]

We can at least understand Romney breaking his peace treaty as it was not in what he viewed as his favour. But Russia got a large amount of land from the peace treaty it broke. Thus it acted entirely in Greed and Malevolence.

Bravo. *slow clap*

Now if the rest of the world considers itself virtuous, they should all decry Russia and make as large an action against it. The Blood Empire would of course do the same. But we have to force a peace treaty out of Namibia before its mad leader forces us to Genocide the population.

We agree with the above proposition and we will assist any nation trying to bring justice to Poland and stopping the mad imperialism in Russia. However, we will first try and help the Vampires bring peace to Nambia.

 

[Patriotic_Fool]

Play the following video before clicking the spoiler.


Link to video.

I am proud to introduce.. the new leader.. the one and only.. the savior of the National Socialists.. the man with a plan...

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Spoiler :

Gaydolf Hitler!

"Vat is zees? Take mein picture already! Ja, das ist gut, das ist gut."

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[Darkfeather]

imperialism in Russia

Yes.

- Emperor of imperial Russia

 

[GenMarshall]

OOC: Countdown to Hitler Rant in three... ...two...

 

[NinjaCow64]

OCC: ...

...caps...

 

[Patriotic_Fool]

Gaydolf Hitler: Mein Gott, zees iz nicht gut Hans! What have zey done to mein boats?

Hans Westmar: I am sorry, Mein Fuhrer. Apparently some "Romney" fellow caused a naval invasion to commence. You still have 3 ships though!

Gaydolf Hitler: Drei ships, ja? Well, ve moost ask for peace. How can I take mein cruises without ships, hmmmm?

Hans Westmar: Yes sir, very good sir.

Gaydolf taps on the microphone and begins broadcasting in zee fuhrer voice: So ja, please stop attacking mein boats! Zey are FOR ZE FUHRER, you see? Stop at vonce, or else I will be in a... "naughty" mood. Te-he-he-he.

 

[Daedwartin]

OOC: Countdown to Hitler Rant in three... ...two...

OOC: FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! WHY WON'T HE JUST DIE!(yes people there is a actual hitler rant continuity and canon...with Fegelein being a member of the Order of Antics and being impossible to destroy. Attempts include using the death star.

 

[Tyo]

This is actually hilarious.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

yes people there is a actual hitler rant continuity and canon

Oh, that's right, you're new here.

 

[Tani Coyote]

==Somali Reunification==

Negan is sick of swarms of unwashed refugees coming over his border. He dispatches the army to destroy both Somali states and create a unified Somali state under Adeni suzerainty. With Dark Gaia’s blessing, the Adeni army is able to use the state highways of Ethiopia, primitive as they are, to aid the assault. The result is a massacre.

12 armies attack both Somalias.

The Anarchists are butchered like cattle, 11-1.
The Royal Equestrian Army fares only a little better, at 9-3.

Negan loses 3 armies, but he slaughters 19 and places the Somali people under Duke Aliph, better known by his title of “Dark Pegasus.”

==The Great Red North==

At the advice of Romnesia, Premier Pilgrim decides to launch an attack on Canada while he still has the advantage.

The attack is brutal. 22 Cascadian columns slam into 15 Canadian.

11-11. Cascadia shreds 11 Canadian armies, and Canada shreds 8 Cascadian. Cascadia seizes 11 territories, much of their population dead or having fled due to the sheer scale of the violence. 267,000 people are seized.

 

[Ailedhoo]

The Imperium is pleased to declare that Imperial Prince Denel of Mann and Princess Elizabeth of New Zealand are married!

In other words: Ronan will need a wife! Consider this well!

 

[Tani Coyote]

There are ramblings from leaked diplomatic cables about something called the "Humane Initiative for Territorial Sovereignity and the Global Defense of Peace."

It remains to be seen if these are just rumors or if there is something more to it.

 

[GenMarshall]

At the advice of Romnesia, Premier Pilgrim decides to launch an attack on Canada while he still has the advantage.

 

[Ailedhoo]

"Well..." went Magnus to one of his advisors "I guess the threat to Canada came from a US figure than a Celtic figure. Give my condolences to Canada."

 

[christos200]

Actually Namibia is wrong once again. As the Blood Empire has stated MULTIPLE times, it is not an official ally of Romney, when they put up the embargo again we had no choice, if we wished to remain part of the international community, but to help in its destruction. The Blood Empire is in the same state as Japan, officially at war with Romney until it negotiates a peace.

We would like to thank the captains of the Namibian ships that helped us in dismantling the embargo, it shows promise for the future of the Namibian people that they would willing work with us when they realised we could be an ally in that particular theatre. It is a shame that the Namibian people do not rise up and ask for peace themselves. We are always willing to give it.

It seems that the Blood Spies were correct and Namibia launched a Zerg rush with no tactics. With it's fleet elsewhere we can retake the coastal provinces at our leisure while the armies of Blood and Lucifer march north. We will once again offer you the chance to apologise for starting this war and negotiate a peace. But it becomes increasingly clear that you allow many innocents to die simply because of pride. While on one hand it is amusing to see such a example of one of the deadly sins it is also baffling when all we wanted to do was drive a point home, not invade and conquer you. If we win we may have to give the land to someone else. Why would we want it?

We shall make peace only if you give us back all of our land and apologise for your attack.

At least 4. I don't know about P_F, I know if Namibia falls, christos will try and become a NGO devoted to retaking said land.

ooc: That's right. If Ravus thinks that once he takes over Namibia, he will win, then he is very wrong. There will be at least 1 revolt every year in Namibia or the Blood Empire itself.

 

[Ravus_Sol]

We shall make peace only if you give us back all of our land and apologise for your attack.

ooc: That's right. If Ravus thinks that once he takes over Namibia, he will win, then he is very wrong. There will be at least 1 revolt every year in Namibia or the Blood Empire itself.

We would ask for war reparations for the damage you have done if we return the land, whether in gold or blood. We would state that we were sorry that the attack was necessary but as you declared upon us we would not apologise as that would imply the war was our fault when it was obviously yours.

OOC: You really don't get how I think I am not fighting you to win. Just to cause some chaos. I am tempted to never actually conquer all your provinces. Just encircle you and constantly launch attacks to kidnap your population and eat them while sending diplomatic messengers to constantly ask if you would like peace yet.

 

[NinjaCow64]

OCC: Ravus, you better know that we aren't going to stand for that. Peace or removal of government, it's the only way.

 

[Daedwartin]

OOC:MP3. World war fusion powered anti-shat hit the fan fan level of stuff occurs before it really gets far. Does it usually devolve into a big war like this often?

 

[Tani Coyote]

Eeeyup. As much as I enjoy my soft power, hard power always manages to entrench itself somehow.


==Client Wars==

Japan clients Vietnam. Remains loyal to NSRA.

Japan clients Lanzhou for 36 gold. Switches to Japan, which is far less bonkers in foreign policy.

Namibia clients Sahara for 36. Sahara considers the offer, and switches to Namibia, for the money if nothing else. Delicious nutritious money.

Papacy clients Ukraine. Remains loyal to the NSRA, solely due to contractual obligations.

Papacy clients Volgograd for 17.

Papacy clients Greece. Auto-rejected; Voldy apparently likes Nazism mucho.

Papacy clients London for 25. Switches to Papacy.

Papacy clients Chechnya for 17.

==Indian Affair==

Bengal, by far the dominant power in terms of resources it can muster, is able to get Tibet and Hindustan to cede disputed territories to itself in exchange for a pledge to not intervene in any coming conflict.

India is ready to go to war with Tibet and Hindustan, but Aiyo is overthrown before he can give the word. T-Hog concedes defeat on the disputed territories to avoid a bloody conflict.

==Black Ops==

Keep in mind that successful ops are no longer shown. Let your paranoia run wild.

3 Coup Mozambique - failure

8 coup Byzantium - failure

1 sow discontent in United Kingdom – failure.

5 coup Shanghai – failure.

1 coups Madagascar – failure.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Uprisings

Blood Empire – 2 shipments of RM destroyed
Aden – 2 shipments of RM destroyed
Malay – 3 shipments of RM destroyed
NSRA – 3 shipments of RM destroyed
Russia – 8 shipments of RM destroyed
UK – 3 shipments of RM destroyed

==Unrest==

Coup in Byzantium! Matthew I has been replaced by Matthew II, who looks suspiciously identical to his father apart from being fanatically Catholic and loyal to Sinai instead of the Spammers.

Coup in Illinois! Darth Vader is briefly overthrown (with the new regime pledging loyalty to Bowser), but Luke Skywalker soon seizes power and pledges fealty to Solitude.

Coup in Woodbury! Brian Blake is replaced with Philip Blake, who swears loyalty to Bowser.

Coup in Finland! Karlos has assumed control of the country and declared loyalty to Russia.

Coup in East and West Germany! Emperor Tachyon declares the German Empire in both halves, reunifying them into one; he swears fealty to Russia.

Coup in Bengal! Ty has whacked Cass over the head with his Rang and has re-established himself as the head of state. Boss Cass is revealed to have been an agent of Fraternity; Ty pledges loyalty to the Malay government.

Coup in India! General Aiyo is overthrown, and his arch nemesis, T-Hog, establishes himself as the new ruler.


Mass revolt in Blood-occupied Namibia! The Namibians kill 2 Blood divisions and torch the homes of some 5,000 Blood immigrants. They also blow up several roads and bridges, while taking over and scuttling several Blood trade vessels in port.

Mass revolt in Vietnam! The Vietnamese kill 2 Malay armies and slaughter 2,000 Malay civilians. The Malay also lose a naval vessel.

Tax protests in New Zealand force a temporary tax slashing to alleviate discontent.

Massive riots in Poland. Clashes with troops kill 33,000 Polish civilians and 6,000 Russian soldiers. Great amounts of infrastructure are torn up, while many Poles have taken up piracy as a hobby and sink 15 Russian trade ships.