My half billion.....

[Core Imposter]

Okay, so I am certain to buy the winning lottery ticket for Friday's Mega Million Half Billion plus.

To demonstrate my extreme superbness, I am first of all leveraging my winnings by starting this thread to announce my correct prediction.

Which will serve as proof positive of my prophetic ability. Which will come in handy when I establish my first post lottery win business, "Mister Cooper's Fortune Telling", which will offer a nationwide, er, global, prognostication service for the lovelorn, sports bettors, and would be Presidential candidates.

And to think it all starts here.

And you too can profit. All those who post a picture of themselves with a dead, or live chicken on your head will participate in a drawing for a one percent share of Mister Cooper's Fortune Telling's gross receipts for the next calendar year, should such occurance come to pass.

Therefore, get busy with those chickens.

Deadline for posting is in 24 hours. All applicable local, state, national, and international laws pertaining to this offer apply.

 

[emzie]

If a person turns to mediums and necromancers, whoring after them, I will set my face against that person and will cut him off from among his people.

Leviticus 20:6

 

[Whiskey_Lord]

King David consulted a medium. Why does he get a pass? Oh right, religious laws only really apply to the poor slobs underneath.

Anyway, what are we supposed to be discussing here?

 

[emzie]

Do not turn to mediums or necromancers; do not seek them out, and so make yourselves unclean by them: I am the Lord your God.

Leviticus 19:31

 

[CELTICEMPIRE]

Leave it to Atheists to bring in religion to this thread

 

[Save_Ferris]

Why are you, of all people, quoting the bible?

 

[Whiskey_Lord]

It's a pretty damn pointless thread. At least we can point out hypocrisy when we see it.

 

[Skwink]

Monies pls

 

[aelf]

Leave it to Atheists to bring in religion to this thread

Yeah, leave it to atheists to point out inconsistencies in Christians' beliefs

 

[Leoreth]

No, only religious people are allowed to quote the Bible. It's the only way they can get away with their constant cherrypicking.

Yes, this is a spam thread.

 

[emzie]

Must it be a chicken or may I use any cock?

 

[Birdjaguar]

Moderator Action: Everybody wins if I close this thread. Closed. The Op was particularly weak at providing direction beyond photoshopping a chicken on your head.
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