NEB1: One Thousand and One Ways to Die

[Vertinari118]

Nope, he is the Highland Cows my friend. Of course he may also be Brown but in public he commands the mighty armed forces of the Highland Cows!

 

[Popcornlord]

Wow that's a big explosion! Very nice update, Daft! I don't think that it'll ruin the game, even though we do have a nice advantage.
@Neveroneagame: It's not definete. We're pretty much at war with the whole world. (The war with Gold's alliance hasn't started yet, but isn't it invetable?) Still, I see nothing wrong with you joining God's Will. Other Red commanders?
And just a little thought: Isn't it ironic that those who want peace set off the first nuke?
Edit: I have no problem with getting updates by tommorow.

 

[Matt0088]

I see no problem with NWAG3 joining as long as all income goes to me still and the use of the $6 player entry bonus dollars will have to be subject debate between the four of us.

 

[MooseWarrior]

@Daft,
I'm gonna drop outta this NES officially, I lost my interest sometime ago and can't seem to find it again.

 

[Popcornlord]

Anyway about rejoining... ...But I won't allow people to rejoin from scratch with another $6 bonus to spend, except maybe in special circumstances.

Doesn't look like we'll get any bonus.

BTW, don't forget to PM me any strategies you may have. You don't have to now, just for the future.

 

[Thlayli]

Masada, I have but one thing to say...

Spoiler :

 

[Masada]

*Joins the war against gold*

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Greetings, this is Tekk, Communications Officer of the Penguin Multimedia Vehicle Glacier. The Penguinskan Imperium Has Become Aware Of A Polar Bear Presence In Nesverse Neb1. Our Battlefleet Is On A Direct Course. All Polar Bears Will Be Destroyed. Have A Nice Day.

 

[Thlayli]

COBRA announces the impending integration of Green faction into the Gold command structure. Along with Commander Thlayli and Commander Lord Iggy, Tuxedohamm will join COBRA forces as commander of the Cobra Guerilla Command.

We welcome Green forces into the Orbital Coalition. Soon, our unified forces will liberate the remaining portions of Soldia from their oppressors. HAIL COBRA!

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Hail Cobra!

 

[tuxedohamm]

*Whispering* Hail Cobra!

 

[Vertinari118]

Hail Cobra and its Nationalist allies! Don't forget us! Unless you are looking for a scuffle...

 

[Daftpanzer]

@Thlayli, thanks for not quitting yet or posting any rude comments

Also, I know you mentioned green being absorbed into gold army before, but I didn't know if this was officially agreed or not. I meant to ask.

Also.x2, I didn't mention the arms plant, I decided it was just getting ready this turn. It should be in full operation next turn.

Also.x3, the airfield near where the nuke went off is under Gold control, and Gold army should have $8 in total. This is not some lame sucking up attempt, I actually rolled a physical dice to determine this!

Also.x4, I've re-uploaded the map to show revised $ amount and gold flag at the airfield, cos I was feeling obsessive like that.

@MooseWarrior, no problems, I might use your name for an NPC character if that’s OK

@Neverwonagame, im fine if you want to switch to red team, but you still have some units in Aqua army if you didn’t know. Any blue units with a single 'I' are officially yours still. You would get a share of Aqua's income if you wanted.

 

[Neverwonagame3]

In that case, joining as part of Aqua. I will later, but for now I won't demand any income.

 

[Matt0088]

BONUSES FOR THE WIN!!!
I have even talked to any of my counterparts about this, I just wanted the bonus. They can edit it however they like, though I'd perfer to keep the bonus.

Spoiler ORDERS, DON"T LOOK ANYONE :

Thought of the day: Who needs cease-fires?
Orders Dispatch from High General Matt0088 of the Juggernaut that is the Red Crusade:
Spending Orders:- Spend $5 on a unit of Jet Interceptors which will go to Charles li's command.
- Spend $1 on trying to create a communications device from the little robots.
- Spend $2 on trying to equip all units with radioactive resistance equipment, clothes etc. If that is not possible, spend $2 on creating a unit that can heal units from radioactivity, help units and city etc. protect against radioactivity etc If that can’t be done, then spend $2 on converting the engineer unit into a unit that can heal units from radioactivity, help units and city etc. protect against radioactivity etc.
- If any of the above cannot be done spend the $2 on an air strike.

General Orders:
- Have the D3 StuG move to the E2 city and dig-on and fortify the area.
- Have D5 Light Tank repair & regroup and try to heal from the radioactivity.
- If either the radioactive resistance unit or if the engineer unit is converted to a radioactive resistance unit, have it go to D5 and help the 2 radioactive units there help heal.
- Have the most heavily damaged E4 trooper dig-in and fortify the area.

Operation “Divine Strike”:
(No Assigned Forces section because I don’t have much time to write orders)
Operational Timeline:
1. - Have both Interceptors attack all Gold, Aqua, and if they make any, Green air units. Specifically concentrate on the Gold Tank Killers and Helicopters. Since the Gold units are heavily damaged, anything but both their complete destruction is considered a failure. Killing both General Thlayli and Commander Iggy is a particular focus.
- Have the Gold mercenaries in the F5 air field be attacked from the west by the F4 Heavy Tank and northwest by 2 E4 troopers and the E4 Flakker. We expect this to be a tough one, but we believe that that the fact that we outnumber them 2 to 1, they are heavily damaged, and they are slight outmaneuvered will just win it.
- Have the B4 Light Tank, B5 trooper, C5 trooper, and all non-radioactive D5 armored cars (If this means that both halves of the armored car go to red heavy damage, then that is okay) travel across the ice to attack Aqua HQ from the west, southwest, and south. This is also going to be a toughie, thought it may not if Aqua troops are called south.
- Have the Heavy Artillery use its firing shots were needed. If help at F5 is really needed, then fire both attack shots there. If help at A7 is really needed, the fire both shots there. If help is needed both places, then fire a shot it each place. If help isn’t needed anywhere, then fire both shot at the G6 Bridge so it can be destroyed. The attack on Aqua HQ is higher priority though.
- If an air strike is bought, then use it like the Heavy Artillery shot. Wherever helps is needed. The attack on Aqua HQ is still higher priority though.

 

[tuxedohamm]

Orders delivered by Carrier Fanatic Prayer Mail (CF-PM) to Daft Almighty.

 

[Daftpanzer]

Thanks!

BTW, I forgot to mention, the radioactivity has detrimental effects as you might expect (that rhymes lol), but might go away if the unit(s) are allowed to rest/regroup/repair for a turn. It isn't necessary to spend $ on contamination gear etc, I'm assuming you already have those to limit the effects.

Radioactive units may spread contamination to other units and locations etc.

 

[Thlayli]

Hail Cobra and its Nationalist allies! Don't forget us! Unless you are looking for a scuffle...

No, we continue to respect our alliance with Aqua. We will offer what support we can to you in vanquishing the Chaotic threat.

 

[Thlayli]

From: The Orbital Coalition
To: Red Forces

Consider our ceasefire concluded. Let the final war for Soldia begin.

From: The Orbital Coalition
To: The Cobra Guerilla Command, Nationalist Allies

At great expense, at great cost, the Anarchist threat has been eliminated. We now face only one common enemy: The Red menace, with their shoddy improvised religion and inept commanders. Unskilled but numerous, they are our greatest test yet. We will rely on your support in the coming days.

 

[Masada]

*patriotic music* For this world shall be for the Cows. *singing*

Arise, wretched of the earth
Arise, convicts of humans
Reason thunders in its volcano
This is the eruption of the end
Of the past let us wipe the slate clean
Masses, slaves, arise, arise
The world is about to change its foundation
We are nothing, let us be all
|: This is the struggle final
Let us group together, and tomorrow
The World
Will be the cows.

*end* Death to the oppressors, death to the penguins, death to the "Thlayli's", death to the bears, forward the armies of Freedom, purge the meat eaters!

*end transmission*