NES2 II: Age of Discovery

[WarlordMatt]

Kuwansa and his group of warriors, perched on a hilltop, looked down on the small Maasai village below. The village people were going about their daily business. Children were laughing and playing, shawl-clad women carrying intricately weaved baskets full of berries or fresh meat on their heads, men out hunting.
Kuwansa and his men slowly went down the hill.
They strolled into the middle of the village, and announced in Maa (Maasai language),
"All who are interested, gather round! We have a wonder to show you!"
The whole village gathered.
Kuwansa took out the pack of gunpowder and two sticks. While one of the warriors began ribbing the sticks together to make fire, Kuwansa laid the gunpowder out in a circular pattern.
The warrior dropped the burning sticks into it.
The gunpowder crackeld and hissed in an extravagant fashion. People screamed and gasped in wonder, some ran away.
Kuwansa said,
"All who wish to see more wonders as such, should join the Zulu Empire in our glorious quest for unification of the tribes. If not, let's just say that our army is waiting... it's an easy choice, if you ask me."
A tribesman spoke up.
"So... when do we leave for Zimbabwe?"
Kuwansa smiled. Large armies aren't good for nothing.

Sorry for the sloppy story, my sister has to get on the computer like right now for homework.

Zulu Orders: Spend one eco on increasing army size.
Spend the other on further encouraging education.
Begin trade with tribes who haven't joined the Empire yet.

 

[tossi]

From: Visgothia
To: Cretan Republic

Your friendship with the Baltians suprises us! Have you forgotten that you are talking about tarunists, Arch-Enemies of christianity?

 

[Insane_Panda]

To the Juang:
From the Tokugawa Shogunate:

Let the Rebellion free! You are nothing more than tyrannical barbarians!

 

[Insane_Panda]

To the People of Japan:
From The Tokugawa

'Erik', as he is called, his name reminiscent of the western barbarians, Seeks to BUY confidence with money! Such foolishness cannot be allowed in the Empire! he also tries to blockade us and starve us of our food, but that cannot be done, for we are strong and self suffiecent and we will rise up and smash these pretenders! I ask you to rise up against these false rulers and bring back rule to the Divine emperor and the Japanese people. The 'true' emperor, also attempts to invade us, and he supports the Juang! How can he support such evil enemies?! The Tokugawa firmly support the Chinese rebellion, and together we shall be able to smash the Juang in due time, but to see the emperor support the Juang is unbearable. Rise up, my fellow countrymen, rise up and smash the tyrannical and corrupt warlords!

 

[Daniel Khan]

To: Trebzond
From: Cretan Republic

We understand your plight. Many enemies are on your doorsteps. But you must remember the reasons why the Empire split up in the first place. We can strengthen our alliance, perhaps create a multinational fleet to patrol the Northern (Black) Sea from such raiders?

To: Visgothia
From: Cretan Republic

Our pragmatism makes us wish that no Baltian fleet to sweep into Constatinople and control the Bosporus. We will keep an eye on them, and they will likely reciprocate. It is mutual respect, not friendliness.

 

[Capulet]

Odd, Capulet... Maybe I deleted them by accident or something... Remember to add all those things in your orders, okay?

If you say so

But I warn you, you will scream when you see the length and depth of my orders

 

[Insane_Panda]

To the Japanese People:
From the Tokugawa

The Edo and Hamablahblah attempt to buy the assistance of the Juang, our hated enemies! How can they dare do such a thing! Do you not remember the tyrannical rule of the northern barbarians, and how long we fought against them to restore our independent nation?!

 

[JosefStalinator]

To the Kyushu rebels leader
We do not use the Juang menace for support, any such accussations are entirely unfounded. We recognize your rebellion, but do not think we will sit idly by if you do choose to land on the mainland....

 

[Insane_Panda]

To the Corrupt Edo warmongerers:

You are in no power to speak, you are corrupt and are nothing more than a fool! We shall restore the once great Edo shogunate, and the Tokugawa shall press on until Japan is united!

 

[JosefStalinator]

To the more corrupt Juang-puppet Kyushu
And we shall crush you under our heel, good day.

 

[Insane_Panda]

The Emperor does not know Japan, Kyushu is not a person, Kyushu is a region! See how the emperor is out of touch with the land itself! And he states us as a Juang puppet, while we support the Chinese rebellion, such foolishness is not what we would expect from the Imperial court...

 

[JosefStalinator]

To Kyushu
"It is better to be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt"

*just walks away*

 

[Insane_Panda]

Dear Emperor, we are not "Kyushu", as that is an island off of the Japanese mainland., we are the "tokugawa"

You have yet shown us that you can enforce your irrational threats, and your empire is corrupt as ever. Surrender to the People of Japan, and abdicate, so that a proper emperor of the bloodline can be instated to rule, and then we shall respect you.

 

[Capulet]

To the so called 'Emperor' of Japan:
From Sinhala

You will stomp Kyushu under your heels with one leg and your arms tied behind your back

 

[JosefStalinator]

To the so called 'Emperor' of Japan:
From Sinhala

You will stomp Kyushu under your heels with one leg and your arms tied behind your back

theres three "so called emperors"

 

[Insane_Panda]

Actually, the tokugawa have stated clearly that THEY ARE NOT THE EMPERORS.

 

[fantasmo]

To the Juang:
From the Tokugawa Shogunate:

Let the Rebellion free! You are nothing more than tyrannical barbarians!

You die now.

 

[Insane_Panda]

I think the Sinhala will back me when I say, No.

 

[fantasmo]

Then the Sinhala die too. No biggie.

 

[Capulet]

To Juang Empire:
From Sinhala India

Please, please don't attack us!