NES2 V - The Great Game.

[Toteone]

Allah requires gold!

In-thread story...
The ruler of Tukalar announced to the masses today: "Allah requires gold in the form of volountary taxes submitted to the Imperial coffers by the royal tax collectors in major cities! Allah will make our nation great only if you submit to your leaders who read the Koran nine times a day and pray just as much!"

"Gold for Allah, glory for the Prophet and his followers, the followers of God on this Earth! Donate now!"

 

[Disenfrancised]

is Camilltone playing Tukulor now? (or is there some secret Tukalar nation ! ). If so...

[Carefully measures distance from Africa to the Dalnoros Steppes, breathes a sigh of relief]

..welcome!

 

[Insane_Panda]

[Carefully measures distance from French Africa to Tukulor]

[Gives evil grin of pleasure]

tententen.

 

[Disenfrancised]

Go for it Frenchies!

 

[Thlayli]

[Carefully measures the distance from das's house to Connecticut...]

[Carefully measures the time until the next update...]

[Wishes the update was sooner...]

Oh well, anyways another story will be posted in....3 to 5 hours.

 

[Contempt]

Hey, someone else besides me lives in Connecticuit?

 

[Thlayli]

Apparently. Well...I did at least.

*looks at location on his avatar*

 

[MjM]

Hey Thlayi, If I snuck you a PP think you could write a good story for me? justkiddingofcourse

 

[Thlayli]

Ehehe, very funny.


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PM me. jk...now maybe for two eco points...

 

[Sheep]

There are certain people trying to contact me. I can be found easily at my offices. You know who I am talking to.

Mr. X

 

[GermanRuler]

Stop spamming with your imaginary allies

 

[Sheep]

1/ They are not imaginary, people really are trying to contact me.
2/ Its not spam as its directly related to this nes.
3/ The only people that are complaining are the ones that feel they have something to fear from my uprising which is currently in the planning.

Now the person who I sent that message too will KNOW WHO HE IS, but the beauty of a message like that means that noone else does!

So stop spamming the thread with you complaints against the releases of Mr X. As I assure you they are completly and utterly game related.

Mr. X.

 

[GermanRuler]

Calm down, J/K

 

[Sheep]

Yeah well I have had enough of such jokes. The plight of my people is important. They shall have their independence and their vengence on the people that have wronged them. Never again will my ancient and proud people bow before a foreigner!

Mr X.

 

[Thlayli]

Fromersia
To:Mr. X

You are annoying and irrelevent. We have nothing to fear from you but your massively inflated ego that threatens to crush us all. Please go die an ignominious death, and free us of your annoying, headache inducing bother of a presence.

Regards,

Ardashir IV.

 

[Sheep]

To Persia
From Mr. X

Are you so sure you have nothing to fear from me? I can easily kill any world leader at the click of my finger. You have been warned.

Mr X.

 

[Thlayli]

To: Mr. X
From: Persia

The only thing we fear is having to read another word of that incompetent, disgusting blather that you call speech. We hope that you die swiftly, and make the world at whole a better place than it was before.

 

[Sheep]

Ahh but my people have lived for longer than yours. They shall continue to live well after yours has perished. Do not underestimate my power.

Mr X.

 

[Thlayli]

To: Mr. X
From: Persia

Fantastic! My worst fear has come true, seeing you still alive and talking. We do not care about your pathetic rebellion, nor do we care about your totally irrelevant people. We also dislike your poor grasp of basic grammar and cognitive thinking. We only hope that you start your rebellion now so that you will be crushed and executed by some colonial power. We will be sure to attend the festivities spontaneously breaking out all over the world at the announcement of this joyous event.

Consider this ragged shard of an attempt at "diplomacy" over.

 

[North King]

Mr. X

If you want to keep threatening world rulers, I suggest you find a different place to remain in exile; London isn't such a big city that we won't be able to find you.