Times Weekly
From our Reporter in Moscow
Disturbing reports have leaked from the Russian Ministry of Defence: Russia is on a road of war and conquest. Several sources inside the department have given proof of battle-analasys taking place in the highest echelons of the Russian militairy, including the Tzar himself. This reporter contacted his sources after the news was announced last month of the Russian decleration of war by Russian Conscripts to the peacefull merchants disembarking in Russia.
This reporter has established that socalled wargames have been conducted under the codename Pre-WW I. The full meaning of this codename is to be revealed later in this article. In this wargame, a Russian conquest of Germany is simulated. It is thought Russia will first take over control of the French government (by which means remains elusive), and then launch a two front attack on Germany. Some quotes that were heard in the simulation room:
After realizing that Germany has almost no trench systems defending its cities, Russian generals demanded that they be allowed to strike Germany immediately while it was still weak. Czar Darius was quoted as saying, "yeah, why not."
It is thought that the weakness which is refered to, will be the situation after a demilitarisation of Germany, as currently being discussed by the US, UK and France. Apparently Russia is also planning to invite the UK in its plan, only to betray them as soon as the situation arises.
Our readers will probably wonder what is so bad about this all. It is clear that Germany violated every international law recently, so who gives a damn whether they will be under Russian rule, french rule or whoever wants them.
Well, this is only stage one of the Russian agression:
In a separate simulation, from which only sparse information could be obtained, Russian Generals under command of the Tzar, are allready plotting attacks on Japan and the US, as can be clearly deduced from the Tzars words:
I'm really, really sorry for Germanos and Yop73
.You just have to strike while the iron is hot. I suppose they'll learn a good lesson though, not to trust anybody. Just think about it; one moment you're saying "King Timbo will be welcomed in Berlin with the highest possible regards, and the next moment your civ is effectively destroyed. That's life I guess.
It is common knowledge on the streets of Moscow that King Timbo is a derogative name for the King of the British Empire, King Case I. Now the true nature of codename Pre-WW I is revealed: The conquest of Germany is nothing more than a prelude to setting the whole world on fire.
Now this puts the recent declaration of war from Russia to US merchants in a completely different perspective!
This Reporter has send all his Secret material obtained by his sources to the ministry of Defence in Washington, and will start now on a quick and fast exit voyage from Moscow and Russia
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