Next War PBEM

Sent to Imp. Knoedel

Oh Yeah? Well I'm plenty sober now and I remember too well that "The Lady" had always been to good to interact with other Leaders of the World herself, has there been a change? Hmmm?

The Glorious Leader continue closed door meetings with His Excellency
 
:facepalm:

So, let me get this straight: Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, wants to trade me Hydroponics for Aquaculture?

Game on hold until I receive an answer.
 
I don´t see why. Care to explain?
 
culprits down to Asia and The South, which means that, well, Asia and the Southern Empire traded with each other.
I don´t like that one bit and will do everything in my power to disrupt this alliance.

So on this day you want to disrupt this "alliance" and now you want to benefit from it?
 
If you have actually read Shapiro's last speech you should know that I tried to disrupt anyone from working together, but now that I am not only behind in tech but also in a debt-crisis I am starting to rethink my foreign relations.
Look, I just want Hydroponics, I don't care how. Nighthawk can confirm that I actually asked him first in a PM, my reasoning being that I am then on the same tech level as you and can gift you Aquaculture to pay off my debt.
Obviously this didn't quite work out, and now I am sitting on a trade bait that no one actually wants, Luthor is probably laughing his ass off because he will get tech anyway as soon as I give it someone else thanks to the Internet, Nighthawk is fittingly acting like a diva and that's not even going into the fact that your debt-collectors are equipped with Tanks, Artillery and Stealth Bombers.
There is only one way out of this situation... Another loan! :lol: Seriously though, it would only benefit you if I got Hydroponics: My farms give a bigger yield hence allowing me to run more specialists for research (Representation beakers) thus allowing me to lower my science slider thus making me earn more money thus enabling me to repay you in cash. Sounds good? Pretty please? With a cherry in top?
 
It is a sad day I know, my debt collectors armed with powerful weapons but these are my weapons, trained in my Asian cities. This loan in which I have proof you agreed to pay back in full was stated to aid you in purchase/rushing units each turn to Aid you in a War against "The Lady" in which you actively requested my presence which realistically isn't unknown. Although technically it was not my plan to wage any War against "The Lady" In fact I made it a point to be inaccurate to whom I was attacking and where and when. This was merely steps I was taking to elevate my military strength and watch both of yours stagnate or hopefully decline. Again this was not unknown. The fact that this war happened and how much of it happened forced The Southern Empire and His Excellency to commit a large bulk of their military strength on that "Line" leaving both Empires vulnerable from any other direction. A timely Nuke, a city razed were a few factors that allowed my or rather showed me that this line was not going to dissipate. So we have two fierce combatants whom I can with no embarrassment claim are far better than me in Specialized Empire Governing. This is a great example of the cost of War, it is nice that my "City Governors" did well in building my Armed Forces and I was glad to be able to gather unit groups specifically to conquer cities with one and even two defenders a few times over, consolidate and continue. This gained me the Gold I needed to compete with you two in Research. Had I chosen another path I might have been in peril.

His Excellency I am willing to except units at a 1 shield = 1 gold to a certain end. I do not want these missiles you have gifted me, they render you weaker than you need be. I am happier to receive Modern Armor, Mobile Artillery, Jets, Transports Stealth Bombers and Mech Inf units in that order or preference. The more powerful the units the more I will give you for it.

As for you being behind right now all I have to say on that is it is still early. Take the hit, repay your debt and carry on. Maybe you'll come up with a new strategy
 
Sooooooooo...
Hydroponics?
 
-.-
Why not, if you don't mind me asking?
 
Sure, reread #325 and Secondly you could be offering it as repayment but your not, your offering as a trade

That was before I realized that nobody wants Aquaculture from me and your threatening troop deployments. Also I have done some investigating on my part and have come to the conclusion that America Incorporated and The Southern Empire are preparing to go to war with each other, and since I have an interest in both Great Britain and the Mediterranian Coast, tensions with the south have calmed down while America is running away with techs and you are becoming more and more uncooperative, (funny considering the name of your civ) relations have changed from Pleased with you and Luthor and Annoyed towards Nighthawk to Cautious towards all three of you.
I am offering it additionally to the repayment, and as I already explained, I can repay you better when I have 5F Grasslands feeding 2.5 Merchants.
You are the one who started acting hostile suddenly, I'm just reacting.
 
Other games do not produce so many hilarious exchanges :) Perhaps the format of this game stimulates this kind of environment :thumbsup:
 
hilarious exchanges
Haha

I started acting Hostile suddenly? It was Your meddling in my affairs that prompted this, it is solely the Glorious Leaders' business who I conduct business or trades with. Your jealous statement of your use of power to disrupt my Alliance, which may or may not be. Anyway if your going to be showing some sort of power I better collect what you owe my so I can buy some units
 
Okay then, I shall build some Wealth and pay the 300 GPT...

to The Lady.

Seeing as you don´t like me meddling in your business, this should serve as a proof that I revised my opinion on this alliance, hence leaving you with no reason not to trade with me. As that money was originally used to rush-buy units in a war against her anyway it seems only fair.
 
Other games do not produce so many hilarious exchanges :) Perhaps the format of this game stimulates this kind of environment :thumbsup:

It's partially the format of the game and partially the players - Eclipse, Knoedel and myself have a very interesting dynamic relationship as friends/enemies/frenemies. Put us in a 3-some on the largest continent in the world and this is what happens. Luthor is more the silent type and fittingly is the most reclusive civ in the game, so this one becomes fun. This is definitely one of my favorite games next to Dominearthion! Dominearthion I love due to the complexity of the game itself... this one I like just for the constant lying to each others faces.

Anyway - the following is a text message from an unknown number which your spies translated to "1-800-the-Lady" to the other 3 world leaders:

"2 respnd 2 the allegations frm Europ, they r making things up agin. Either they believe R lies or R trying to drve a wdge btw south and inc. Same w south n asia. I am tryn to gt mre invlved w the world sitch, incl promoting peace w other leaders. Dnt listen to Europs lies, we dnt have the power 2 invde any1"

Text #2, still as a mass text:

"Europ, we trade Aquaculture for Hydroponics if U give me ur new C north of Bagdad"
 
Look, both Luthor and Nighthawk are currently preparing a war against each other and neither wants to publicly admit it. I am currently not in a position to invade anyone so I don't really care. Still I will throw you guys a "Called it!" in the face when it finally breaks out.

"Europ, we trade Aquaculture for Hydroponics if U give me ur new C north of Bagdad"

That... sounds pretty reasnoable. I don't know what you want an extra copper for, considering you don't have any corps for it, but one shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth.

I will accept this deal if Eclipse continues to irrationally refuse to put out. I still await an answer from him.
 
Why is that?
 
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