Ninjas vs. Pirates

[salty mud]

Chuck Norris is a ninja, so therefore ninjas win.

/thread

 

[kill fire]

I think ninjas are punk . .. .. .. .. .es for sneaking up on people. Pirates will take you on face to face, mano e mano.

But you still die from a kinfe in your back.

 

[Taras Bulba]

 

[Annex]

A pirate reading? Im sorry, im going to have call photoshop on that image.

 

[lovett]

And on land ta boot...

 

[Taras Bulba]

A pirate reading? Im sorry, im going to have call photoshop on that image.

And on land ta boot...

either way, Pirates still.....

Spoiler :

 

[civ_king]

The CIA and all the other intelligence services are full of Ninjas

 

[lovett]

either way, Pirates still.....

And you think making a male ogre pregnant isn't pretty impressive?

Those boys swimmers are tough.

 

[dannyshenanigan]

Hypothetically being a pirate and being a ninja are not mutually exclusive. So theoretically pirate/ninjas could exist.
I think we all can agree that this is awesome.

 

[alcal]

Well thats an awful lot of good when theres a katana going through your skull.

Ninjas don't have katanas, samurai do.

 

[alcal]

A pirate reading? Im sorry, im going to have call photoshop on that image.

In Pirates of the caribbean, they have a code honour so probably he is reading it.

 

[Perfection]

Ninjas are Asians, pirates don't discriminate.

 

[alcal]

Ninjas are Asians, pirates don't discriminate.

What about american ninjas and asian pirates?

 

[Rossiya]

Pirates, because one of my ancestors was one.

 

[Onionsoilder]

Ninjas don't have katanas, samurai do.

Umm... Ninjas and samurai both have katanas...

 

[lovett]

Umm... Ninjas and samurai both have katanas...

As do Pirates. They take them from the Ninjas they slaughter.

 

[kill fire]

Can pirates do super awesome acrobatics? I dont think so.

 

[Annex]

Can a ninja sing sea chanteys? No.

 

[kill fire]

Can a ninja sing sea chanteys? No.

Thats not true. A ninja COULD sing sea chanteys but chooses not to.

 

[Annex]

Thats not true. A ninja COULD sing sea chanteys but chooses not to.

Just like they COULD be better than pirates, but choose not to.