NukaNESIOT I: Regicide Roulette (V 0.1)

The von Merchentag household swiftly snuck out of the capital. It was not a place for them. They would return to the Hinterland, and live as they always had...
OOC: three guesses first one don't count what happens.
 
I, Duke Francisco di Ambre, shall take revenge with great haste to those who have wronged me. Justice has come to one of them, but a plotter yet remains in the shadows..
 
As a reminder, everyone, including characters who died last turn, can vote and run for monarch. :)

I am trying to do some stats tonight, but most will likely have to wait till tomorrow :( If I have given you a Google Doc so far, you can assume it is updated. If you do not have one, I will be in contact with you soon about adding yours

There is a Royal Treasury fund yes, and it will be revealed only to the player who becomes the new monarch.
 
With the recent and untimely death of the late Queen Aubrey, Lord-Castellan Jacque de Franz of House Altmarc is petitioning for the honour of wearing the nation's crown as the next King of Elodas.

Our nation requires a strong leader during these dire times, a leader that is not afraid to make difficult choices and who is not weakened by second thoughts. we must face the looming threats around our kingdom with force, to ensure our continued stability as a sovereign power, and to show our people that we have not forgotten them.

All supporters are welcome, and will be rewarded. Elodas will endure.
 
Lord Gregory Lusovine hereby declares his candidacy for the Crown of Elodas. I may yet me young, but perhaps that is exactly what we need. You nobles have complained of the Kingdom being too 'boring'....yet you can be assured that would not be the case with me. The Drachma have assaulted our borders and the late Queen Violla was content to let them get away with this raid...but I shall not.

Should I become King, there shall be plenty of changes....

OOC: Vote for me because I can assure you I will make it interesting, and after all, its a chance to make money from a new monopoly or position!
 
From a tower above:

"Hey guys, I'm running for king. Vote me and we'll all get rich." - August Sonereal

Probably.

Allegedly said by him but probably just the wind.
 
I watch with great sadness all these unfortunate deaths. Now that the queen died, and the safety of the kingdom is at risk, I believe that we need the same stability that we had. It is no secret to anyone that my house has strong military traditions, and my ancestors were renowned generals. I'm not claiming the crown, I'm claiming the right to protect it. The one that promise me the office of general and agree to keep my old monopoly, will have my vote.

Let the dragon fight at your side, not against you. We only want the best for the kingdom.

-William Armagh, Duke of Bretagne

OOC: Send me a PM if you want to talk :)
 
Grymer stood by the walls of the Black Tower, shivering a little in the wind. Udyr was dead, with little to remember him but the death of the Queen and the vast, jet black tower that towered over him, Udyr's adition to the manse. His position was now threatened - Grymer had seen things, things that would make you shiver in the night and your toes curl, but this new Lord may have no need of him. Perhaps he was the prudent sort, and Grymer's pension for his service would be a dagger in the night.

Then again, from what Grymer had heard of young Valdemyr, he didn't have that level of prudence and caution. He was Udyr's son by his third wife, and to hear the old Lord tell it, a useless fop without a single bone of strength in his body.

"A skinny little runt," he used to belch into his wine, "A bloody dissapointment. Should have done with him what I did with his damned mother, but I needed a heir. Pity this one won't do though," he'd grunt.

Grymer heard the low thrum of hoofbeats. He straightened himself, as the party of riders came through. At their head sat a laughing young man, clad in black and red. Handsome, in his own thin, skinny way, with pronounced cheekbones. He had a high collar, almost to his ears, and behind him billowed a long, black cloak, in a way that reminded Grymer uncomfortably of a bat. Behind him rode several men of the North - hairy, ugly brutes, grinning wickedly as if sharing some private joke that the manservant was the butt of.

"My lord," Grymer said, falling to his knees.

Valdemyr dismounted, and stood before the manservant. "I see my father had you trained well. I am Valdemyr Catullus, Lord of the Catullfort, Duke of Tryndamere. Who are you?"

"My name is Grymer, my lord. I was your father's manservant and valet."

"Excellent. I do not have a valet." The young man cast Grymer a disdainful look. "You will do, I suppose." He turned back to his companions. "Begin unpacking my things. Bruto, begin searching around the town. I shall have need of new servants."

"My lord," Grymer gasped, "your father kept several servants, who are still happy to work for you..."

"I have no doubts as to the loyalty of your service, Grymer - after all, experienced valets are hard to find. However, the rest are better when they are young and fresh. After all, what you really need in your maids," Valdemyr said, grinning wickedly, "is young blood."

Grymer shivered, in a way that had nothing to do with the weather.
 
Dead. His aunt was dead. It would be the understatement of the century if one would say that Francisco di Ambre and his aunt, Claramente di Ambre hated each other. But, relatives are relatives. And especially if they're noble relatives - you might hate the guts out of someone for their inheritance, but you should pay respect..and then kill them once the opportunity comes.

Thus, when the news that his aunt died because of a fake wine bottle placed by the now-dead Violla of Aubrey and Lady Seretis, he was angry. For that he was planning an elaborate murder schemes since she tried to pent him off on that dinky caravel set on for nowhere. But he survived. He returned..He learnt many things. Mostly - self-sufficiency.

Unlike other nobles who had a grand number of cooks, servants and whatnot, something that proved to be dangerous, Francisco di Ambre cooked for himself. And from the few ladies that tasted the meals, they were better than anything made even by the best chefs available.

The inane way his aunt passed away made him reconsider wine. Sure, it was sweet - or bitter, if you're one of those romantic folks, but truth is, it's easy to poison. However, the solution once again came from the strangest place - the North. No vineyards there, so they had to get...inventive. Picking up various grains and then fermenting them, resulting into an invigorating drink that kept the silver miner going on even in the deepest and coldest shafts.

It was called "vodka", and it was produced in the realms of House Orlov, who were kind enough to give a few casks of it. But what Francisco valued it for was the fact most poisons degrade in it; his experiments showed that the most common poisons don't work as effectively when diluted in vodka. The fact only three people died during his experiments were a sure sign he was on the right way. Of course, a determined plotter could use any resources he had, but it was reliving to know that you're not killed because you couldn't resist a bloody bottle of wine.

Last, but definitely not least.. the rumours of war with the Drachman intensified, especially with the pirate assault upon a merchant filled with amber. It appears that they have settled a pirate base somewhere in the far-away islands Neroan carthographers mapped recently; this must be investigated, and then, punished.

The amber must flow, after all.
 
I'm working on my replacement character who should be up sometime tonight. Nevertheless I'm going to confirm that I support Lord-Castellan Jacque de Franz for the throne.
 
I vote Arya.
 
How long shall voting last?
 
Until midnight
 
Nuke, I'ma drop since EQ is back with Botwawki.
 
As lord Vasili was killed before he could produce a male heir, his widow Lydia will take his position in the royal court as Lady Lydia of the house of Orlov, and her only daughter will be considered next in line for the noble title.
 
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