Nuke Nes: After Victoria

[mrpwn3r]

To: Kingdom of the Lowlands
FROM: THE MUCH LARGER AND SUPERIOR AUSTRIAN EMPIRE

You have no say in this matter now back out of it before we sick France on you again.

Is that a threat sir? An invasion of the Lowlands will bring the wrath of the Noble Alliance against you.

OOC: You spelled "stick" wrong. LOL

 

[smoothaznboii]

Sale of the entire navy is off due to a higher power.

However, we are still willing to sell our parts of our battleships, heavy cruisers, and light cruisers fleet for additional IC. These will be discounted from the normal price.

Mrpwn3r, why are you buying my battleships for 12 IC? Might as well buy it the normal way.

 

[dldnjstjr]

To: Austrian Empire
From: UCSA

Perhaps you need to study your history. Texas seceded because of... pretty much no reason. (OOC: flyingchicken just felt like taking Texas) But the Confederacy was formed due to armed conflicts between the Northern and Southern States not just for banning slaves or changing ideology. The Confederacy wasn't going to secede if it were not for that cursed John Brown and his raid at Harper's Ferry, killing many Southerners because of their Abolition movements. We did no such thing to Texas, but instead, asked them, twice to rejoin. And their response? "Bring it on like a man", they said. I acquised to their request, and Mexico joined in, pretty much declaring an armed conflict. Perhaps your thesis research was flawed, or just that Austrian historians are just lazy.

You say, "there are [sic] is [sic] no threatening [sic] to our words, [sic] there is [sic] only delayed action". Does that mean you declared war on us? Good job; point one for the one who feared that WE might start world war, and UCSA, zero. Getting competitive for blood are we? But alas, WE are not bloodthirsty nepotist, prepared to send millions of youths to die for your stupid cousin's equally stupid decisions to help the Texans. I'm sure your men must be simply thrilled to babysit your cousin more than 5000 miles away from home for many months, or, most likely, several years. They must care a lot for your proletariat exploiting form of oppressive ruling known as Monarchy. I mean, who knows, they might pay more taxes to pay your cousin's babysitter, just as willingly.

 

[Luckymoose]

Is that a threat sir? An invasion of the Lowlands will bring the wrath of the Noble Alliance against you.

OOC: You spelled "stick" wrong. LOL

No I spelled SICK correctly. Moron.

To: Austrian Empire
From: UCSA

Perhaps you need to study your history. Texas seceded because of... pretty much no reason. (OOC: flyingchicken just felt like taking Texas) But the Confederacy was formed due to armed conflicts between the Northern and Southern States not just for banning slaves or changing ideology. The Confederacy wasn't going to secede if it were not for that cursed John Brown and his raid at Harper's Ferry, killing many Southerners because of their Abolition movements. We did no such thing to Texas, but instead, asked them, twice to rejoin. And their response? "Bring it on like a man", they said. I acquised to their request, and Mexico joined in, pretty much declaring an armed conflict. Perhaps your thesis research was flawed, or just that Austrian historians are just lazy.

You say, "there are [sic] is [sic] no threatening [sic] to our words, [sic] there is only delayed action". Does that mean you declared war on us? Good job; point one for the one who feared that WE might start world war, and UCSA, zero. Getting competitive for blood are we? But alas, WE are not bloodthirsty nepotist, prepared to send millions of youths to die for your stupid cousin's equally stupid decisions to help the Texans. I'm sure your men must be simply thrilled to babysit your cousin more than 5000 miles away from home for many months, or, most likely, several years.

TO: UCSA
FROM: Austrian Empire

So you fought the civil war for what you believed in yet when you reunite and Texas disagrees you send armies to punish them? This seems like a hypocritical decision. And yes we do not abandon our allies, we do not abandon our promises and goals. Unlike the Confederacy which has now become one with the former enemies. Continued action against Texas and Mexico will result in full war with Austria. Do not make this mistake. Your actions are threatening millions of lives.

 

[germanicus12]

To Austria
From Great Britain

We kindly ask the Austrians to back off, we have no intentions of occupying Mexico, just to regain Texas. The only reason enemy divisions are right outside Mexico City is becuase Mexico wont let Texas go back to where they deserve to go.

So we ask again, back off.

To Two Sicily's
From Great Britain

We shall buy your battleships, our price is 11 IC, and it is final.

 

[dldnjstjr]

To: Austrian Empire
From: UCSA

No, we didn't fight the Civil War for what we believed in; we fought because the North started the armed aggression towards us. We were willing to make compromises, but Lincoln was elected, rendering the Crittenden Compromise, useless.

In conclusion, this statement, "no, we didn't fight the Civil War for what we believed in," renders your entire argument useless just the same. Try again.

About your pathetic cousin, we proposed a treaty, when we didn't give that option to Texas. So, as the freed black men say, "chill out".

You shouldn't say such rude things to Kingdom of Lowlands like calling them moron. Now we know where your level of civility lies.

 

[Luckymoose]

To Austria
From Great Britain

We kindly ask the Austrians to back off, we have no intentions of occupying Mexico, just to regain Texas. The only reason enemy divisions are right outside Mexico City is becuase Mexico wont let Texas go back to where they deserve to go.

So we ask again, back off.

To: Britain
FROM: Austria

We will not back off. Would you back off if one of your allies was invaded by say Russia? No and we will not allow this to continue. UCSA will leave Mexico right now and pay reparations.

 

[LightFang]

From: Russia
To: The World

We urge peace in the matter. Please, begin peace talks. We offer Moscow as a neutral center where these talks may be conducted. Hopefully we can solve this issue without anymore bloodshed.

 

[Luckymoose]

To: Austrian Empire
From: UCSA

No, we didn't fight the Civil War for what we believed in; we fought because the North started the armed aggression towards us. We were willing to make compromises, but Lincoln was elected, rendering the Crittenden Compromise, useless.

In conclusion, this statement, "no, we didn't fight the Civil War for what we believed in," renders your entire argument useless just the same. Try again.

About your pathetic cousin, we proposed a treaty, when we didn't give that option to Texas. So, as the freed black men say, "chill out".

You shouldn't say such rude things to Kingdom of Lowlands like calling them moron. Now we know where your level of civility lies.

That was OOC and for you to think it wasn't it ridiculous and makes this entire discussion useless. Austria will declare war on UCSA if reparations are not made and Texas is not freed.

 

[dldnjstjr]

To: Austrian Empire
From: UCSA

Mexico pretty much invited us to war with them by taking Texas' side. It's their fault. And if UCSA did the same thing, we would take full responsibility without crying home for mommy.

OOC: Apparently, you didn't label your name calling with OOC. And you putting an end to this discussion is simply the lack of your understanding in this matter blinded by your thirst for wasted lives.

 

[mrpwn3r]

To: Britain
FROM: Austria

We will not back off. Would you back off if one of your allies was invaded by say Russia? No and we will not allow this to continue. UCSA will leave Mexico right now and pay reparations.

We kindly as the Austrians to shut their trap and focus more on matter that are closer to home, say "Yugoslavia?"

OOC: Luckymoose, why so moody today? Having your period?

 

[germanicus12]

Austria will declare war on UCSA if reparations are not made and Texas is not freed.

Then Great Britain will declare war on Austria.

 

[dldnjstjr]

To: World
From: UCSA

We would like to point out to the world that we already sent proposal for negotiation to Mexico, but Austria is being a buttercup.

 

[dldnjstjr]

To: Austria
From: UCSA

Britain said "THEN we declare war". So the condition must be met for your conditional statement in order for war. But if you lay off your declaration of war from me, then there still will be no war.

OOC: Sorry for double post. I had to write this quickly to stop the war.

 

[Luckymoose]

Then Great Britain will declare war on Austria.

Do you really want to mess with this?

 

[dldnjstjr]

Do your reasonings with logic, not with faulty appeal to statement's authority.

 

[LightFang]

Russia urges Austria to rescind its possible declaration of war. Surely a peace agreement can be worked out between all members of the incident.

 

[Luckymoose]

For future reference anything without To and FROM is OOC.

 

[dldnjstjr]

OOC: For future reference anything without To and from is not necessarily OOC with just as much validity as that of Luckymoose's invocation, unless marked specifically with "OOC".

 

[Luckymoose]

OOC: For future reference anything without To and from is not necessarily OOC with just as much validity as that of Luckymoose's invocation, unless marked specifically with "OOC".

Do not tell me what is OOC and what is IC. I clearly label IC comments.