Office of the Dictator

[Bootstoots]

I have officially overthrown the old Demogame II government. I have set up a dictatorship, with me as the dictator. The new constitution is as follows:
A. The dictator shall have all legislative, executive, and judicial powers.

My first order of business is to appoint a deputy. I will remain dictator until this is closed and archived (tomorrow).

Any questions?

 

[Chieftess]

spammers. Why do they support a dying regime?

 

[Bootstoots]

Because they see a chance to get powerful! I need a deputy before these forums are closed. You're no longer President, because I'm the Dictator! (laughs manically) BTW, it is strange to me that these forums will be closed on the one month anniversary of my joining them!

 

[Chieftess]

But there are mods who can close this little business.

 

[Bootstoots]

And TF, who will in about a day!

 

[Stuck_as_a_Mac]

too late?

 

[Stuck_as_a_Mac]

wait!

 

[anarchywrksbest]

Goodybye Civ3 Demo Game II, we hardly knew ye

 

[Stuck_as_a_Mac]

[total spam] Must.. have.. last... post [/spam]

 

[Bootstoots]

I'll appoint stuck as my deputy.

 

[Plexus]

Military Coup! I am the new dictator!

 

[Cyc]

All hail Plexus...

 

[Plexus]

Thank you, thank you! I proclaim that Fanatika will live forever! Nothing will dare stand before it!

 

[FionnMcCumhall]

[roleplay] no no i overthrow you plexus and name myself the new dictator [/roleplay]

 

[Plexus]

How could you overthrow me when I killed you 15 minutes ago?

 

[FionnMcCumhall]

no you didnt, but come to think of it since im the new leader off with his head!

*watches as the guillotine drops and plexus's head rolls down the platform*

anybody else who defys me shall meet the same fate