Official New Leader Diplomacy Text Thread

[MadmanOfALeader]

Okay, so you've downloaded Pierre Trudeau. Maybe you'll get a custom greeting, but what about other opportunities for him to talk? Well, that's where this thread comes in. Here we can post the things you'd expect a new Civ leader to say. And yes, you can put in jokey ones like "caesar salad".

For example, here's what Pierre Trudeau would say:

Trudeau Refuse to Talk Text:
"If you don't go away right now I'll kick you right in the ass."

Trudeau No Peace Text:
"Mangez de la merde!"

Trudeau Annoyed Greeting Text:
"Fuddle-duddle, it's you. What do you want from me?"

Trudeau Demand Tribute Equal Text:
How far will I go to get what I want? Well, just watch me.

I can't think of a First Contact, Friendly Greeting and other Demand Tributes right now, but I hope this will do for now.

 

[MadmanOfALeader]

Here are some for Benito Mussolini... obviously, here he sounds like a mobster.

Mussolini Refuse to Talk Text:
"Are you talking to me? Are YOU talking to ME? Didn't think so. Now buzz off."

Mussolini No Peace Text:
"Peace with you? What are you, nuts?"

Mussolini Friendly Greeting Text:
"Oh, [CT_NAME], you're just in time for dinner! Rachel, get me my freakin' ziti!"

Mussolini Annoyed Greeting Text:
"Hey, [CT_NAME]! You got any idea where I can put this severed horse head?"

Mussolini Demand Tribute Equal Text:
"Give me this now, [CT_NAME], unless you want to sleep with the fishes."

Mussolini Demand Tribute Stronger Text:
"I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse: give me this, and I won't whop you over the head tonight."

 

[mechaerik]

Im definitely bookmarking this; i need AI custom text for the MechaMod. But whats a Ziti?

 

[MadmanOfALeader]

This is Ziti.

Favorite dish of Tony Soprano.

 

[MadmanOfALeader]

Here are some quotes for Sarah Palin of America...

Palin First Contact Text:
"Greetings. I am [OUR_NAME] from the [OUR_EMPIRE]. I didn't realize it at first, but I can see your civ from my house!"

Palin Refuse to Talk:
"I swear I can't understand anything that's coming out of your mouth, and I speak in tongues!"

Palin No Peace Text:
"Hockey moms are no pushovers, [CT_NAME]. Of course the war will continue."

Palin Friendly Greeting Text:
"Welcome back, [CT_NAME]! Help me think of a good name for my baby! I think Rake Trinket [OUR_NAME] has a nice ring to it. Don't you agree?"

Palin Annoyed Greeting Text:
"I'd rather choke my ******** child than keep talking to you, but what the hey."

Palin Demand Tribute Weaker:
"Can you spare a dime, [CT_NAME]? We need to finance another bridge to nowhere."

Palin Demand Tribute Equal:
"I may be a former beauty queen, but don't let that fool you. I can still hurt you badly if you don't give me what I want."

Palin Equal Tribute Stonger:
"Hand this over, [CT_NAME], or you'll see why they call me a 'pitbull with lipstick.'"