The two attack thing is weird, but the three attack setup is as I thought it worked, and how I designed this to work. So if it goes A-B-C-A-B-C then everything's fine with the sequence, I just need to remove the beard, keep the 'stache and change it so that the legs bend but the foot doesn't slide during the attacks.
Shaving!
Edit: Okay I've re-rendered with all the fixes, so animations are done, just making the sounds. Partizanac if you could throw together a civilopedia entry that would be great.