Wodan
Deity
I don't disagree with your intent, but... both French and German are descendants of the "Romantic" language tree. The very name of Romantic languages gives a big hint.There's a reason why historians called the Franks a Germanic tribe. They only absorbed Latin culture after entering former Roman lands. Besides, I said modern France is a Latin culture, not a Germanic one. If beer/wine is not convincing enough, try linguistic structure, or the very basic vocabulary.
By contrast, look at central european languages (Hungarian, Polish, etc), or cyrillic. You can see huge differences between them and French/German.
Basically, German is very similar to French. Polish, on the other hand, is much more similar to Russian than any Romanic language.
Wodan