Pick up lines.

[Nailo]

Ok, what pick up lines do you use to get a date? Dont be shy boys and girls.

 

[amadeus]

My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

 

[CoolioVonHoolio]

I lost my number can i borrow yours?
or
Well, ive had quite a few beers and your starting to look good so....

 

[Sophie 378]

If any guy tried that on me I'd slosh him one.

 

[CoolioVonHoolio]

If any guy tried that on me I'd slosh him one.

which one?

EDIT: i think i can guess.

 

[Elrohir]

Hmm, generally a "Hey" works.

 

[Kayak]

My favorite. Only because it worked for someone I know:

Hey baby, why don't you and me grab a case of beer go back to your place and screw, or don't you drink?

 

[Riesstiu IV]

"Can I have sex with you in the near future?"

 

[Birdjaguar]

"If I told you, you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

 

[RoboPig]

how about: i am a romanian slum child and have no money or family, i have starved for many days. please go on a date with me or i will lose my bet and the other urchins will sell my dead body.

 

[feline_dacat]

*checks your label*
Yup. Just as I thought. "Made in heaven"

 

[I am the Future]

"I lost my teddy bear. Will you Sleep With me?"

"-I think I scraped my knee.
-When?
-When I fell for you."

"If you were a burger at McDonalds, Id call you McBeautifu."

"How do you like your eggs poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"

"THose are nice clothes, Can i take you out of them?"

"My love for you is like diarreha, I just can't hold it in."

"I hope you have a library card, Cause I am checking you out."

"wanna Play Pearl Harbor?... It is a game where I lay back while you........" Ok cant finish that one.

The list gets worst.

 

[Pyrite]

Wanna hang out on the roof and shoot slingshots at cop cars?

 

[SonicX]

You got to end them
What is it ?
while you ... nosedive on my tower ?

 

[Shylock]

"I have lots of money" is popular. But "You stupid b****" is by far the best. Be sure to follow it up with a slap across the face.

Remember, women are completly backwards now a days, being nice will get you nowhere.

 

[The Yankee]

"Um....hi...uh...yeah...I know I don't look that great...stop making faces at me....okay...stop laughing....real funny....okay, I get it!"

(walks home sobbing)

 

[SonicX]

I'm not good at it, but not THAT bad !
Though I agree with Shylock, being nice and friendly won't get you anywhere but your own bed alone

 

[blackheart]

"You, me, naked, now."

 

[Bluemofia]

"I lost my teddy bear. Will you Sleep With me?"

"-I think I scraped my knee.
-When?
-When I fell for you."

"If you were a burger at McDonalds, Id call you McBeautifu."

"How do you like your eggs poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"

"THose are nice clothes, Can i take you out of them?"

"My love for you is like diarreha, I just can't hold it in."

"I hope you have a library card, Cause I am checking you out."

"wanna Play Pearl Harbor?... It is a game where I lay back while you........" Ok cant finish that one.

The list gets worst.

I really hope you have never used them before.

Anyways, I've never really had one (or heard of one spoken for that matter), but this one was used in AP Euro when we were learing about witch trials about 2ish months ago by someone.

"I accuse you of being a witch! I will need to test you for witchcraft!"

(One way of testing for witchcraft was to examine all parts of them for certain marks ... You know where this leads to.)

Funny(ish).

 

[Syterion]

I'm worth it once you get to know me.