Pick Your Poison: N20

[Buddhafish]

Damn, I could have gotten the Bus Driver. I think that and the cop were the only ones not picked. I just figured that since I was last I would be vanilla, so I should pick something interesting.

 

[johnhughthom]

Damn, I picked Tracker because I thought all the better roles would be taken by people ahead of me. Turns out 6 people picked Tracker and nobody picked Cop.

I remember that last PYP game I played, a load of players chose tracker then too. I guess people think it's a role others won't go for, but is still pretty useful.

 

[Visorslash]

I was trying to see if Turq would roleclaim as BP to me. Because if he chose any other role, I would've advocated his lynch every phase. (If you're town, you should choose BP. If you're not town, its a waste of a power role.

Anyway, good game town and thanks for the D1 lynch.

 

[NinjaCow64]

RL is terrible sometimes, I probably won't be able to post the conclusion tonight. I still could, but we'll see what happens.

 

[NinjaCow64]

I may be way too tired to write the conclusion, but I can post what happened at night:

Night One Orders:

Kennigit Tracks => Mat93
MartinLuther Jails => Zack
Dcmort93 Kills => Turquoiside
Bonefang Rolescans => SouthernKing

Results:

Kennigit gets the result: Mat93 goes nowhere tonight.
Bonefang gets the result: SouthernKing is a Vanilla
Zack is roleblocked/protected.
Attack on Turquoiside fails.

Commentary:

The biggest thing that happened tonight was the first of many failed nightkills. It all goes downhill from there. Other than that, not much happens. Not everyone sends in an order, but interestingly, this is the only day bonefang does.

Night Two Orders:

Kennigit tracks => Dreadnought
Zack Protects => dcmort93
Classical_hero roleblocks => Mat93
Dreadnought kills => Mat93

Results:

Kennigt gets the result: Dreadnought went to Mat93’s room tonight.
Dreadnought gets the result: Kill was successful

Commentary:

Poor Mat, roleblocked AND nightkilled. And the first major blow gets struck against the Mafia in the form of Kennigit tracking Dreadnought then getting him lynched. Dreadnought was a powerful role for the Mafia, he was the one that they didn't want to get lynched. Once they got him, the town's momentum was amazing, the Mafia were doomed. In other news: the doctor protected the mafioso.

Night Three Orders:

Zack protects => Kennigit
Dcmort93 attacks => Turquoiside
MartinLuther roleblocks => Kennigit
Kennigit tracks => MartinLuther

Results:

Attack on Turquoiside fails.
Kennigit is roleblocked.

Commentary:

Another deathless night, which sends NinjaCow64 more insane than ATPG. And the Mafia smartly roleblocks Kennigit, rendering him useless. Not much else happens.

Night Four Orders:

Classical_hero roleblocks => MartinLuther
MartinLuther jails => BSmith1068
Kennigit tracks => choxorn

Results:

MartinLuther is roleblocked.
Choxorn goes nowhere.
Kennigit is protected.

Commentary:

MartinLuther did send a nightkill in, but it isn't in my word document. Not that this matters though, because he was roleblocked.

Night Five Orders:

Dcmort93 kills => Zack
Kennigit tracks => Zack
Zack protects => Kennigit

Results:

Zack is killed
Kennigit gets the result: Zack targeted him

Commentary:

I think it was hilarious that Kennigit and Zack targeted each other. At this point, it didn't really matter, because the Mafia were effectively doomed at this stage.

 

[Mat93]

Poor Mat, roleblocked AND nightkilled.

In fairness the roleblock did nothing (and being tracked the day before, I was targeted more than Zack until I died, I call that an instant win). I would agree that it was more good play by the town (mainly Kennigit and Turquoiside for getting communication going) than particularly bad play by the mafia (except targeting Turq). Despite dieing, I was somehow helpful (ironically I expected to die that night, but only because I thought Kennigit was scum).

Was a fun (although short) game, thanks for hosting Ninja.


Now go and sign up for my small game.

 

[Kennigit]

I think it was hilarious that Kennigit and Zack targeted each other. At this point, it didn't really matter, because the Mafia were effectively doomed at this stage.

It was more as a backup backup backup since we were pretty confident dcmort was last mafia. I talked to turquoiside about it some, and I also thought classical hero would just roleblock dcmort anyways.

 

[dragonprobably]

Commentary:

MartinLuther did send a nightkill in, but it isn't in my word document. Not that this matters though, because he was roleblocked.

I was going to kill Kennigit.

 

[NinjaCow64]

CONCLUSION​

The pony fairy walked through the many doors, leading to the main chamber. This was it. He was talking to the big boss. In his many years as an assassin, he had never got a reward so good.

"You may now come in." said the secretary. The pony fairy then walked in. A woman, the leader of Blahristani Mafia, was sitting at a screen, watching a large amount of Mafia games, going on in many different lands.

"Alert," said the lady into her microphone "A green spy is in the base." The lady then switched the microphone off.

"Urg." she continued "robbiecon, you idiots. He's disguised as robbiecon." She then turned around, facing the pony fairy.

"Talking of idiots," continued the lady "You failed to kill Zack."

"T-that's impossible!" said the pony fairy "I-I have a 99% chance of killing people with my pony bomb!"

"Which is NOT the same as a 100% chance of killing him." said the lady.

W-what about my money!?" said the pony fairy.

"What money?" said the lady "You failed, so the only reward you get is a bullet in the head." The lady then pulled out a gun and shot him in the head.

Spoiler :

The pony fairy was AN ANNOYING PLOT MECHANIC!

The lady was about to turn her chair around, but then the force ghost of dcmort93 walked in.

"H-how are you alive!?" asked the lady.

"You know," said dcmort93, ignoring the lady's question "I have learnt many things now that I have joined the dark side of the force. Many things." dcmort93 ran towards the lady, she tried to shoot him, but her bullets just went through dcmort93, not even slowing him. dcmort93 then lifted her up using dark force powers, depriving her of oxygen.

"Not only are you a pathetic impostor of the administrator from team fortress 2," continued dcmort93 "you also manipulate us. You don't make us wipe random towns because it is good business policy, do you? No, you do it for your own inhumane entertainment."

"I...don't..." said the lady "...he...makes...me....so...powerful..."

"That's complete bull." said dcmort93 "But it does not matter. Soon, the Mafia will play a game of Mafia. But this time, we won't be playing for the fate of a town, or a bar, or even a city. No, we will be playing for Blahristan. And we will be playing for keeps. Your friends in the presidential palace will experience the true meaning of Mafia. And then the glorious Mafioso revolution will commence. We will throw down the oppression of law and order and replace it with anarchy. We will lynch the bourgeois and make an economy based around tommy guns. AND WE WILL HAVE STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM!!! But you won't be joining us. Oh no, loyal Mafiosos have eliminated your forces across the country. You have been...couped. Any last words, madame?" The lady started to laugh.

"You...will...regret...this..." said the lady "Even...if...you...succeed...he...will...roundhouse...kick....you...TO HELL." She then burst into hysterical laughter.

"That's unlikely." said dcmort93, as he focused his evil powers onto the lady, then she exploded in a pool of blood.

Spoiler :

The lady was MAFIA

Meanwhile, Chuck Norris watched the events from his omnipotent television room.

"This will be..." said Chuck Norris "...interesting."

TO BE CONTINUED IN ROLE MADNESS: THE FATE OF BLAHRISTAN!​

 

[JohannaK]

*picks up jaw from the floor*