Pile of Cobblers, an English EU3 AAR

yeah... this King believes in limited Democracy.... ever since that damn Magna Carta thing
 
19 March, 1610

From the Desk of General Sparrow

Our Parliament decided to vote for a war with Persia oddly enough despite the support for a war against the Aztecs nobody voted for it, to celebrate the war being approved Governor Princescamp threw his shoes into a crowd of people, we're all worried about him.... and in preparation for the upcoming war the King recruited 11,000 more troops and sent them to the front.

as per usual, our Naval forces met the first action of the war and Admiral Junglecutter destroyed the Persian Navy in a battle with no British Casualties and 2 Persian ships sunk, thus far the remains of the Persian navy have refused to leave port in fear of the British Navy and their fearsome commander

I personally lead our armies into the battle of Al Karak

Persian troops numbered 6,000 Cavalry 8000 infantry and 1000 Artillery

British troops Consisted of 3000 Cavalry and 8000 Infantry, however we also have our millitary technology four years ahead of the most advanced European countries, making for a very close battle, however our forces lost but the Persians were weakened enough to be crushed in the next battle

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since then we've made a decent advance however we've lost a large amount of troops and we're having difficulty holding our front, I intend to ask the Governor to request more forces from the King, otherwise we will most likely lose our gains

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- General Sparrow
 
Pfft, if 300 spartan warriors with bronze spears and shields can hold off a couple million persians I see no reason why 1000 men with guns can't.

Oh all right all right we'll order more troops, the Hudson's Bay Company is having a sale on equipment and muskets. 5 beaver pelts for a musket.

(OOC: I bought 300 today and just finished watching it :) one of the best movies ever.)
 
They better hurry up with it:rolleyes:

Hey and btw do I have 2 armies?
 
To Captain
From Nuke

Can I get a passport to England? I need to go back to school :sad:
 
@ Pugwash, nice job.... found where you put prince kind of funny just because of his placement going so well with the facial expression and the yelling :lol:

@Nuke, fine.... if education is the only thing keeping you from talking like a bloody frenchman :p

updates on its way, the war agianst the Persians was harder than I expected
 
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here was our frontline, we were forced to call an additional 40,000 troops to the frontline simply to hold it from attack, throughout the war this was our frontline, sometimes we gained and sometimes we lost but this was about it

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heres the treaty agreed to
 
Where to now? Does anybody want to massacre Bantu peoples for control of trade with India and China? Invade Mexico or Sudan?
 
I say we invade Mexico, what with it's untold riches. And after all (forgive me) THIS IS BRIT-AN!"
 
Gah, bloody deserts. We need desert training for our troops immediately! Especialy in basics such as sun screen application, sun glass care, holding up my shade roof while on camel back and holding it steady, and other basic survival skills. We must crush the Persians! Scampi Arabia shall be MI-OURS!
 
That's just greedy Princescamp! YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY 100% DRUNK!

BTW, what role am I playing
 
right now Mexico is leading in the poll... I'll allow more opinions since I'll be out for the night

@e350, no problems... always glad to see Brit-ish pride :p

@Swein, your in charge of a division right now in Ireland preventing the damn locals from complaining about the 150% tax rate, however you may request to be transfered
 
That's just greedy Princescamp! YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY 100% DRUNK!

BTW, what role am I playing

Of course I've gone insane with power, have you ever tried gonig insane without power? It sucks, nobody listens to you.

(A free spider pig if you know where I got that quote)

Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever spider pig does.

Can he swing, from a web.

No he can't, he's a pig.

Look ouuuuut!

He is a spider pig!
 
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