Captain2
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yeah... this King believes in limited Democracy.... ever since that damn Magna Carta thing
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Maniacal
the green Napoleon
Persia. We must take both judea and Mecca (but leave Mecca muslim) as well all of the lands that were once held long ago by the kingdom of Babylon!
Junglecutter
Honorable Delegate
I vote for Persia (can I lead the Navy there?)
Captain2
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19 March, 1610
From the Desk of General Sparrow
Our Parliament decided to vote for a war with Persia oddly enough despite the support for a war against the Aztecs nobody voted for it, to celebrate the war being approved Governor Princescamp threw his shoes into a crowd of people, we're all worried about him.... and in preparation for the upcoming war the King recruited 11,000 more troops and sent them to the front.
as per usual, our Naval forces met the first action of the war and Admiral Junglecutter destroyed the Persian Navy in a battle with no British Casualties and 2 Persian ships sunk, thus far the remains of the Persian navy have refused to leave port in fear of the British Navy and their fearsome commander
I personally lead our armies into the battle of Al Karak
Persian troops numbered 6,000 Cavalry 8000 infantry and 1000 Artillery
British troops Consisted of 3000 Cavalry and 8000 Infantry, however we also have our millitary technology four years ahead of the most advanced European countries, making for a very close battle, however our forces lost but the Persians were weakened enough to be crushed in the next battle
since then we've made a decent advance however we've lost a large amount of troops and we're having difficulty holding our front, I intend to ask the Governor to request more forces from the King, otherwise we will most likely lose our gains
- General Sparrow
From the Desk of General Sparrow
Our Parliament decided to vote for a war with Persia oddly enough despite the support for a war against the Aztecs nobody voted for it, to celebrate the war being approved Governor Princescamp threw his shoes into a crowd of people, we're all worried about him.... and in preparation for the upcoming war the King recruited 11,000 more troops and sent them to the front.
as per usual, our Naval forces met the first action of the war and Admiral Junglecutter destroyed the Persian Navy in a battle with no British Casualties and 2 Persian ships sunk, thus far the remains of the Persian navy have refused to leave port in fear of the British Navy and their fearsome commander
I personally lead our armies into the battle of Al Karak
Persian troops numbered 6,000 Cavalry 8000 infantry and 1000 Artillery
British troops Consisted of 3000 Cavalry and 8000 Infantry, however we also have our millitary technology four years ahead of the most advanced European countries, making for a very close battle, however our forces lost but the Persians were weakened enough to be crushed in the next battle
since then we've made a decent advance however we've lost a large amount of troops and we're having difficulty holding our front, I intend to ask the Governor to request more forces from the King, otherwise we will most likely lose our gains
- General Sparrow
Maniacal
the green Napoleon
Pfft, if 300 spartan warriors with bronze spears and shields can hold off a couple million persians I see no reason why 1000 men with guns can't.
Oh all right all right we'll order more troops, the Hudson's Bay Company is having a sale on equipment and muskets. 5 beaver pelts for a musket.
(OOC: I bought 300 today and just finished watching it
one of the best movies ever.)
Oh all right all right we'll order more troops, the Hudson's Bay Company is having a sale on equipment and muskets. 5 beaver pelts for a musket.
(OOC: I bought 300 today and just finished watching it
one of the best movies ever.)
Maniacal
the green Napoleon
Captain I request the 4th Army to help us. We have a long ways to go with dealing with Persia, and we need all the troops we can get. Remember, we will need that oil in 300 years.
Darth_Pugwash
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I was bored.
Captain2
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@ Pugwash, nice job.... found where you put prince kind of funny just because of his placement going so well with the facial expression and the yelling 
@Nuke, fine.... if education is the only thing keeping you from talking like a bloody frenchman
updates on its way, the war agianst the Persians was harder than I expected
@Nuke, fine.... if education is the only thing keeping you from talking like a bloody frenchman
updates on its way, the war agianst the Persians was harder than I expected
Captain2
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here was our frontline, we were forced to call an additional 40,000 troops to the frontline simply to hold it from attack, throughout the war this was our frontline, sometimes we gained and sometimes we lost but this was about it
heres the treaty agreed to
Swein Forkbeard
Nintendo Fan
Where to now? Does anybody want to massacre Bantu peoples for control of trade with India and China? Invade Mexico or Sudan?
e350tb
Stupendously Illogical Englishman
I say we invade Mexico, what with it's untold riches. And after all (forgive me) THIS IS BRIT-AN!"
Maniacal
the green Napoleon
Gah, bloody deserts. We need desert training for our troops immediately! Especialy in basics such as sun screen application, sun glass care, holding up my shade roof while on camel back and holding it steady, and other basic survival skills. We must crush the Persians! Scampi Arabia shall be MI-OURS!
Swein Forkbeard
Nintendo Fan
That's just greedy Princescamp! YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY 100% DRUNK!
BTW, what role am I playing
BTW, what role am I playing
nodikus
It's Elementary...
Lets go after Mexico.
Captain2
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right now Mexico is leading in the poll... I'll allow more opinions since I'll be out for the night
@e350, no problems... always glad to see Brit-ish pride
@Swein, your in charge of a division right now in Ireland preventing the damn locals from complaining about the 150% tax rate, however you may request to be transfered
@e350, no problems... always glad to see Brit-ish pride
@Swein, your in charge of a division right now in Ireland preventing the damn locals from complaining about the 150% tax rate, however you may request to be transfered
Maniacal
the green Napoleon
Of course I've gone insane with power, have you ever tried gonig insane without power? It sucks, nobody listens to you.
(A free spider pig if you know where I got that quote)
Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever spider pig does.
Can he swing, from a web.
No he can't, he's a pig.
Look ouuuuut!
He is a spider pig!
Junglecutter
Honorable Delegate
Onward to Mexico! There shall be gold to plunder! 
Maniacal
the green Napoleon
Onward to Mexico! There shall be gold to plunder!
To fund our next war against Persia!
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