Pirates or Ninjas?

[D0NIMATRIX]

YARR!!!

 

[Lord Parkin]

Looks like we're presently in the midst of a pirate surge, judging by the votes recently...

 

[choxorn]

You fools! The votes must be kept in close balance! If one is too much more powerful than the other, it will destroy the universe!

 

[W|M]

This reminds me of the 2004 election. People are voting for Pirates (George Bush) and being really stupid instead of voting for ninjas (John Kerry). People who vote for Chirping Robins are like independents.

 

[Narz]

John Kerry is not as cool as a ninja though, even Barack isn't that cool.

 

[bigdog5994]

i voted for pirates because i like the ocean and you ninja people seem to be taking this a little too serious

 

[Zack]

I seriously do not get why people think pirates are better than ninjas.

 

[KaiserElectric]

When ninjas do their jobs, no one knows.

When pirates do their jobs, everyone knows.

 

[scherbchen]

ninja's are better at what they do, but pirates are so much cooler.
What would u rather turn up as at a fancy dress party?

but Wolverine is the best at what he does... *snikt*

fancy dress party? a pirate. well... a fancy pirate!

 

[choxorn]

John Kerry is not as cool as a ninja though, even Barack isn't that cool.

Indeed, only Jesus is cooler than a ninja.

 

[scherbchen]

Indeed, only Jesus is cooler than a ninja.

Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow disagrees.

yup. Jack Sparrow is cooler than Jesus. somebody had to say it. smite me!

*awkward pause*

SMITE ME, "GOD"!

*bees hum, grass grows, somewhere there is somebody eyeing our planet just as Caesar gets stabbed"

well, that was awkward...

 

[Zack]

What would u rather turn up as at a fancy dress party?

Neither a pirate or ninja is fancy.

 

[KaiserElectric]

fancy dress party? a pirate. well... a fancy pirate!

French pirate. Duh.

 

[choxorn]

Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow disagrees.

yup. Jack Sparrow is cooler than Jesus. somebody had to say it. smite me!

*awkward pause*

SMITE ME, "GOD"!

*bees hum, grass grows, somewhere there is somebody eyeing our planet just as Caesar gets stabbed"

well, that was awkward...

Alright, Jack Sparrow is the coolest being in the universe, you got me there. Then Jesus, for Jesus Was Way Cool.

 

[Dumanios]

Talk to Chuck Norris,Jack Sparrow.

 

[choxorn]

Chuck Norris is not awesome, outside of certain places on the internet.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

I seriously do not get why people think pirates are better than ninjas.

look, okay, a ninja takes out his sword and sneeks up behind a pirate, and slashes him. The pirate, a little dazed, takes out his gun and shoots him. "Headshot", says the pirate. The ninja dies in a matter of minutes, and the pirate is rushed to the hostpital, but lives. Give me one example where the ninja wins.

 

[choxorn]

Um... where the ninja who slashes the pirate from behind kills him instead of wounding him? It's called "decapitation".

 

[Narz]

Unrealistic scenario anyway. Ninjas are sent out to assassinate people who are actually important.

 

[azzaman333]

look, okay, a ninja takes out his sword and sneeks up behind a pirate, and slashes him. The pirate, a little dazed, takes out his gun and shoots him. "Headshot", says the pirate. The ninja dies in a matter of minutes, and the pirate is rushed to the hostpital, but lives. Give me one example where the ninja wins.

You know how pirates pass the time of being in the ocean for weeks and weeks on end with no female contact?

It's called anal.