Pirates or Ninjas?

[W|M]

Pirates are too drunk and ******** to aim anyway...

 

[Dumanios]

That's where the broadside comes in...

 

[choxorn]

Ninjas are too awesome to use guns.

 

[Zack]

How would you know what weapon a ninja uses? If you knew, you'd be dead.

 

[choxorn]

Not if the ninja is your friend.

 

[Narz]

Ninjas don't need friends.

 

[Zack]

Exactly. sweaty balls

 

[bigdog5994]

you know what Batman is a freaking ninja

and i voted for pirates

 

[Aegis]

And with my vote, it is tied at 53/53.

 

[hossam]

pirates are still rockin, and bringing in the phat lewt. when was the last time you ever heard of a ninja doing anything?

 

[azzaman333]

You know what happens when you're on a boat with 50 other horny pirates for months on end? You get scurvy and surprise sex'd.

 

[choxorn]

when was the last time you ever heard of a ninja doing anything?

Never, the ninjas are too stealthy to let anyone know what they've been doing.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Ninjas are too awesome to use guns.

Guys, let's get serious. THE REASON NOONE KNOWS WHAT NINJA'S DO IS BECAUSE THEY STAY AT HOME DRINKIN' TEA!!!!!! PIRATES STEAL OIL TANKERS!!!!!Pirates pirates pirates

 

[salty mud]

Ninjas don't need oil tankers. That's why they don't steal them.

 

[scherbchen]

and the pirates take the lead! whoohoo!

 

[salty mud]

Why in the name of sanity was chirping robins put onto the list? If people who voted for that were normal and voted for ninjas they'd be in the lead!

 

[LucyDuke]

So... I'm still wondering what pirates are good for.

 

[Narz]

So... I'm still wondering what pirates are good for.

 

[Zack]

Being serious, why is anyone voting for pirates over ninjas?

 

[choxorn]

Because some people are idiots.

Looking at the poll, I noticed Lucy hasn't voted yet. Lucy, bring the poll back to tied! Vote for ninjas!