Pizza is my favorite food. I obsess over it. I dream about it. And, of course, I eat it, but that goes without saying.
I've always considered myself something of a pizza conoisseur[sp?]. I'm also a bit of a traditionalist: I will eat only pepperoni, mushrooms, sausage, or any combination of the three (and sometimes cheese-only or extra cheese, if these options are unavailable, which, in any decent pizza-serving restaurant, should never happen).
I have my own picture of the "ideal" pizza, based on its proportions of greasiness, flavor, doughiness, and cheesiness. The less grease, the better overall. A lot of cheese is good, as long as it doesn't overwhelm the flavor of the sauce and the toppings. Doughiness, now, that's the tricky part. You don't want too much crust; otherwise it feels like you're only eating flavored bread. Too little, however, means that you lose one of the unique tastes that makes a good pizza so... good. Therefore, you usually want a reasonable balance between the crust content and the cheese/topping/sauce level.
Am I, by any chance, going overboard?