PMaphone

[landlubber]

I'll tell you this much; that's not even close.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Okay, another guess then, since no one else is guessing:

Spoiler :

"There are three hills," said the ski instructor.

 

[landlubber]

Nope. Still not nearly right. "Ski" is close to a word in the real phrase, but that's about it.

 

[Tambien]

This was the final sentence:

"Hide over there," said the very smelly, creative ski instructor monster.

 

[mythmonster2]

Huh. Looks like ski stayed in for quite a while; it was in my phrase when I got it.

 

[Red_Spy]

What was the first?

 

[Tambien]

A banana flew through the sky.

A bad nana flew through the ski.

Nana flew the ski.

"Nana flew over there," said the ski.

"Nana died over there," said the crying ski.

"Nana is over there," said the egotistical ski.

"NanaNAAAAAAAAAAAAY is over there," said the very egotistical ski.

"Over there," said the very egotistical ski monster.

"Over here," said the very smelly, egotistical ski monster.

"Over there," said the very smelly, creative ski monster.

"Hide over there," said the very smelly, creative ski instructor monster.

This ends Round 1. The order for Round 2 has been put on the OP. It can be seen below as well.

Current PMaphone Order
1. Perfection
2. landlubber
3. Red_Spy
4. Dhoomstriker
5. Yoshiegg737
6. mythmonster2
7. BigTin
8. Catharsis
9. Mosher
10. hoplitejoe

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Yes! Egotistical lasted for 4 rounds

 

[Tambien]

So did very!!

 

[Catharsis]

I like how 'there' briefly changed into 'here' and then immediately turned back into 'there'.

EDIT: also congratulations to 'the' which was the only word to survive from the very beginning.

 

[Tambien]

We're skipping landlubber.

 

[Tambien]

HJ still hasn't responded to his PMaphone, who votes we skip him?

 

[Yoshiegg737]

The last person??? Why must you do this, HJ?

I think he just forgot. Someone should VM him or something.

 

[Red_Spy]

I never got the PM.....

 

[Tambien]

anyway, the final sentence was:

Tony Blair was angry; he landed on top of a murderous donkey and accidentally his whole everywhere!

 

[Red_Spy]

And I was skipped somehow.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Tony Blair was angry; he landed on top of a murderous donkey and accidentally his whole everywhere!

How did Tony Blair get in there?

Oh, you might want to ask Landlubber, RS

EDIT: Wait, Landlubber was skipped. Which means Tambien also skipped you to...

Oh, I see what your getting at