Homie said:I guess I remember incorrectly then. It must have been one of the other "gospels" that didn't make the Bible, because I certainly remember one of them had this crazy story in them.
It's not one I've read Q, Mary, Judas or Thomas, and frankly I wouldn't consider it either

Maybe it was the gospel of Dave, the bloke down pub


If I find it in my wonderings I'll put it up though.