CTG: daivat it is
CTG: im up for this game
CTG: for shizz
CTG: its my name
CTG: dont wear it out
CTN: i WOULD WEAR IT, bUT i'LL ADMIT i'M NOT THAT VILE,
CTN: i'D NEVER DON A MONIKER THAT'S SO SEVERELY LACKING STYLE,
CTN: oOH,
CTG: my name isnt cool enough for you bro?
CTG: careful there you might start a row
CTG: if mine is so uncool that what is yours?
CTG: hurry up im a69ut to get 69red
CTN: sTOP THERE KID, BEST REWIND YOUR TAPE DECK,
CTN: i'M AFRAID YOU'VE MISSED A RATHER OBVIOUS SPOT CHECK,
CTN: iF YOU HAVE EVEN ONE EYE THAN YOU KNOW WHO i AM,
CTN: iT'S MY USERNAME, sILLY, tAVROS NITRAM,
CTN: }

CTG: tape deck seriously who uses those
CTG: its almost as old as your silly clothes
CTG: how should i know that that was your name
CTG: it could have been a reference to a stupid video game
CGC: {I am jealous of this slam poetry}
CTN: sTUPID VIDEO GAME REFERENCES, ARE A THING,
CTN: tHAT ARE NOT WORTHY OF YOUR NEW SLAM-RHYME, kING,
CTN: wHO IS ME, AND ALSO, mY FASHION IS FINE,
CTN: iF YOU'D LIKE TO TRY AND COPY ME YOU'D BEST STEP IN LINE,
CTG: copy you? is it true? do people really do that ? your clothing isnt exactly a hit.
CTG: mine is all cool its black and its fresh
CTG: my attitude and it well they just mesh
CTG: it being the clothes that we are discussing
CTG: best drop this now before you start fussing
CTN: yOUR ANONYMITY, i'LL ADMIT, iS KIND OF ADORABLE,
CTN: bUT THE FEMINITY INHERENT IS SOMEWHAT DEPLORABLE,
CTN: yOU DRESS LIKE A SELF-CONCIOUS WIMP,
CTN: aLL BLACK, UNCIVILIZED, LIKE A BRAIN-DEAD CHIMP,
CTN: wHEN YOU HAVE VEST, iT SENDS A MESSAGE OUT,
CTN: "i'M A FASHION MAN, LADIES, gENTLEMEN, tHAT'S WHAT i'M ABOUT"
CTG: being girly isnt a thing thats bad
CTG: your attitude toward women is rather sad
CTG: your vest is outdated and kind of eighties
CTG: its none too popular with the ladies
CTN: lADIES OR GENTLEMEN, i HAVE NO PREFERENCE,
CTN: tHEY'RE ALL THE SAME TO MY TROLL VAS DEFERENS,
CTN: }

CTN: bUT ANYWAY, EIGHTIES FASHION IS FUN,
CTN: i DON'T NEED TO PLAY IT CLOSE TO THE VEST (!) THAT i'VE WON,
CTG: what are you marty mcfly
CTG: next youll be bringing out the tiedye
CTN: nO NEED FOR TIE DIE WITH BLOOD THIS HIGH,
CTN: tO MIX IN IMPURITIES WOULD JUST MAKE ME CRY,
CTG: cry like those girls you insulted before?
CTG: thats an action you might want to "deplore"
CTG: being sensitive is fine and all
CTG: but you need to get back on the ball
CTN: aLRIGHT, sTRIDE, i'LL ADMIT i'M GETTING PISSED,
CTN: i WON'T EVEN TRY AND SAY THAT i'M A FEMINIST,
CTN: bUT YOU'VE BEEN PICKING ON THIS SCAR, AND THAT'S JUST SCARY,
CTN: i WAS ONLY TRYING TO BE CONTRARY,
CTN: sEE, yOU'RE A MALE, RIGHT, tHAT'S PLAIN TO OBSERVE,
CTN: i ONLY COMPARED YOU TO A WOMAN BECAUSE i HAD THE NERVE,
CTN: tO SERVE YOUR ASS THE WAY YOU DESERVE,
CTN: aND FORM A RAP THAT i COULD PRESERVE,
CTN: aS EVIDENCE THAT YOU AREN'T WHAT YOU SAY THAT YOU ARE,
CTN: yOUR SUFFERING ENDS TONIGHT, i'D SAY, HUH kAR?
CTN: oH WAIT, yOU'RE ONLY MY FRIEND KARKATS BROTHER,
CTG: OH YOU NITRAM
CTN: sORRY FOR CONFUSING YOU FOR ANOTHER,
CTN: wELL, ?
CTG: ((i honestly think he'd probably ragequit here.))
CTN: cOME AT ME, uH, BRO,
CTN: ((ACTIVATE RAGEMODE SLAM))
CTN: ((DOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEET))
CGC: {(YES DO IT)}
CTG: ((ill see what i can spin.))
CGC: {(I ENJOY THIS SLAM POETRY)}
CMM: (yeah, this is pretty awesome.)
CTG: YOU NITRAM AND YOUR LYRICAL PROSE
CTG: YOUVE GONE AND STEPPED ON MY TOES
CTG: ((CANT DO THE NUMBERS.))
CTN: ((It's cool, this is awesome))
CTG: I AM NOT ANYTHING LIKE VANTAS
CTG: IM WAY COOLER THAN HIM AND HIS PULLED UP PANTAS
CGC: {(Lolololol)}
CTG: HIS TIGHY WHITIES GET ALL IN A KNOT
CTG: AND SOME POOR MOTHER GETS SHOT
CTG: SO STEP OFF BRO ABOUT MY BROTHER
CTG: OR ILL MAKE YOU WANT A MOTHER
CTN: tO YOUR DECREE i PROTEST DEFIANCE,
CTN: hAVEN'T YOU HEARD sTRIDE? MORAILS ARE SCIENCE,
CTN: aND THOUGH MY FRIENDS NOT A RAIL, hE'S DEAR TO ME,
CTN: aND ALSO A MUCH BETTER SUFFERER THAN YOU APPEAR-TO-BE,
CTN: hA,
CTG: IM NOT THE SUFFERER
CTG: IF YOURE SUCH GOOD PALS WHY DONT YOU LISTEN TO KARKAT?
CTG: (what the rhymes with sufferer))
CTN: ((eNOUGH FOR HER.))
CTN: ((tOO TOUGH FOR HER.))
CURRENT arsenideCatmint [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAC: :33 < ((Muffler!))
CTN: ,,,
CTN: ((nOT,,, QUITE,,,))
CCT: (bit forced, but (removed) )
CTN: ((That could work.))
CTG: YOU (removed) SOPORMINDED
CTG: NEITHER OF US ARE JEGUS SO LISTEN TO THAT
CTG: (( changed my rhyme scheme))
CTN: tHE CULT OF CLOWNS OF A GRIM PERSUASION,
CTN: hAVE OBVIOUSLY DRIED YOUR MIND LIKE A RAISIN,
CTN: tAKE A CHILL PILL, BRO, OR SOME FAYGO, TOO,
CTN: i GUESS WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT SUBJUGGLATORS IS TRUE?
CTN: ((I really got stuck for a second there))
CTG: (removed), HOW DO I GET THROUGH TO YOU
CTG: IT DOESNT SEEM TO MATTER WHAT I DO
CTG: IM JUST GOING TO BE LABELED KANDYBLOOD
CTG: LIKE IM NOT EVEN A PERSON JUST A SYMBOL
CTG: MY LIFE IS MIGHT AS WELL JUST BE A FLOOD
CTG: THAT ONLY FITS IN A THIMBLE
CTG: ((metaphors))
CTG: ((how do they work))
CTG: ((incoherent with rage))
CTN: yOUR FLOOD'S GOT FLOW, i'LL GIVE YOU THAT,
CTN: bUT YOU'RE STILL NOT AS HOT AS MY BOY kARKAT,
CTN: bUT SINCE YOU'RE JUST 6 SWEEPS, i'LL LET YOU WIMP ON OUT,
CTN: i HAVE TO GIVE MY BRO'S BROTHER THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT,
CTN: }

CTG: im all raged out
CTG: six sweeps what are you on a69ut?
CTG: im eight (removed)
CTG: take a math class
CTN: jUST A MINOR CLERICAL MISTAKE,
CTN: iT DOESN'T MEAN MY RHYME'S SOMETHING THAT i HAVE TO REMAKE,
CTN: 6, 8, 10, OR 20,
CTN: i BRING THE BURNS HERE, AND THEY BURN YOU PLENTY,
CTG: burn me they do if (removed) me the off was your aim
CTG: you nitram and your name
CTN: bY YOUR SAD AND PATHETIC INSULTS, i'LL ABIDE,
CTN: bECAUSE i JUST WON, dUDE, AND i'LL TAKE IT IN, "STRIDE,"
CTG: my hatred for you has only sprouted
CTG: but that its platonic isnt something to be doubted
CTG: you win ill concede that
CTG: but next time i see you ill have a bat