random quotes

[kristopherb]

"does your bird want a three some ,sorry wrong convo" reece myles in a 5 peaple convosation (msn)

 

[thetrooper]

So, you want us to post random quotes here or what? Some guidelines in your OP would be nice...

 

[steviejay]

if that was said accidently in an MSN conversation, why is it all in the same line. that's the equivalent of saying;

'This topic bites..... oh sorry wrong conversation'

However, seeing as I saw one earlier which I just loved, I'll play along before this gets moved to H&J or wherever.

Talking about the NFL player Jim Brown - 'When tackling him, all you can do is grab hold, hang on and wait for help'

 

[Brighteye]

Bright day
Can anybody point me to these degenerate western sluts? Being virgin is not good for twenty year old man. Even trip to vile and sinnful America didn't help .

From Gladi, in the women's lib thread.

 

[Steph]

Someone who was working with Ajax (to program web sites for the people who don't know Ajax)
"Ajax is a pain in the ass"

Me
"These Greeks and their strange sexual practice!"

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

See the grey part of my sig. I acutally overheard a mother say that to her daughter over the weekend

 

[happy_Alex]

"my hovercraft is full of eels"

 

[steviejay]

See the grey part of my sig. I acutally overheard a mother say that to her daughter over the weekend

please tell me you're kidding?

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

please tell me you're kidding?

That's a negative. I overheard them in Sainsbury's on Sunday morning

Welcome to Leigh.

 

[Grisu]

"my hovercraft is full of eels"

Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait 'til lunchtime.

 

[Bartleby]

Would you like to come back to my place, bouncy-bouncy!?

 

[IglooDame]

'If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.'

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

"He said 'Come on you ******* Aussie ****'. I said '**** you, you Pommie ****wit'. He said 'Let's go, let's go, I will belt you, you Aussie T***'.
Australian rugby league star Willie Mason tries to defend the punch that floored Britain's Stuart Fielden.

"It's hard to have a 10-minute conversation in five seconds. It sounds like we've been pen pals we've been talking that much."
Fielden gives his version of events.

"I can take a punch with the best of them but if you get caught sweet it doesn't matter if you're Lennox Lewis."
Fielden again.

Source

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

"My nipples explode with delight!"

 

[MamboJoel]

Some Voltaire quotes related to CFC-OT :

Opinions have caused more ills than the plague or earthquakes on this little globe of ours.

The best is the enemy of the good.

To hold a pen is to be at war.

 

[happy_Alex]

Would you like to come back to my place, bouncy-bouncy!?

Well, now you put it like that, how can I refuse


PS. you are a chickadee arn't you?

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

"England and America are two countries divided by a common language."
George Bernard Shaw

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

"We would have won if they hadn't beaten us"
-Yogi Berra

 

[Bozo Erectus]

"Absence of evidence isnt evidence of absence."

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

I think I'm following on from Bozo with:

"I'm not into this detail stuff. I'm more concepty."

"I don't do quagmires."

"I don't do diplomacy."

"I don't do foreign policy."

"I don't do predictions."

"I don't do numbers."

"I don't do book reviews."

All good ol' Dennis Rumsfeld. Who does make sense in a nonsensical way.