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Rheinmetall&Blackadder: :goodjob:

Edmund Blackadder: I have a plan so cunning that you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel!
 
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.--Mario Andretti
 
This is not a quote... I was thinking that the most people quoting things they don't understand but thinks is funny... I've seen that one in three sigs by people in the Civ4 forum SG...
 
augurey said:
Witchcraft isn't a religion, but Harry Potter is. I believe in Dumbledore. I sacrifice puppies to him.
:lol:

On a thread regarding a nutjob wanting to ban Harry Potter-books.
 
"Hm... I wonder about some poor bastard who gets up four in the mornin' milkin' cows, and doing backbreaking work for no pay, oh wait that's me! Aww shoot!"

"If God had meant for men to have long hair, he would've made it grow long on its own!"

"They made Woodstock look like a tea party!"

"Hey! This sure doesn't look like the pie eating contest!"

"There is nothing wrong here. Go back to your uh... pathetic human lives"

"The mayor's right! This was just a coincidental yet easily rationalfied series of events!"

"I have a rifle, her name is Sue!"
 
"Girls with a big butt look funny. Like a chicken."
 
"Hm... I wonder about some poor bastard who gets up four in the mornin' milkin' cows, and doing backbreaking work for no pay, oh wait that's me! Aww shoot!"

"If God had meant for men to have long hair, he would've made it grow long on its own!"

"They made Woodstock look like a tea party!"

"Hey! This sure doesn't look like the pie eating contest!"

"There is nothing wrong here. Go back to your uh... pathetic human lives"

"The mayor's right! This was just a coincidental yet easily rationalfied series of events!"

"I have a rifle, her name is Sue!"
"I can't remember where I parked! 'course, I can never remember where I parked!"

"I don't know what I've been told, being lift is getting old!"
 
i have a sucky car that blows up every day!!!!
see my avatar? thats what always happens to it
 
"Yarrr! The laws of science be a harsh mistress."
-Bender
 
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-Catharsis
 
You took my quote out of context, you Swedish spin doctor! :mad:

Many people in the 'Lower Subfora' consider posters in the 'Upper Subfora' to be less witty than they are, but as you can see, when confronted with a troll, they respond admirably. I've quoted the whole thread because it's funny.

Don't waste another minute of your precious time playing civ IV: go write some philosophies, music, or do something good for somebody... This game is totally bogus... Ripoff to the extreme. They didn't spend the time to make it right and I'm dissatisfied to the max.

Mind explaining why?

You can change the game to make it right. That's the only saving grace for me. Well, that and the fact that I don't have any better games to play.

Guess I've been fooled. The constant play for the past 18 months must have ruined my perceptions.

DNFTT.

Although he's got a point. My laundry's been piling up for 1½ years, one of these days I should stop playing Civ4 and take care of it. :p

He's right, I haven't been writing up my philosophies enough lately.

I'd love to write some of my Philosophies but I have not researched Philosophy yet. I havn't researched writing yet for that matter.

I just started the game give me a break! I better get back to it so I can do as I have been told. :)

I think you mispelled World of Warcraft in the originial post...

Finally managed to get Philosophy after beelining for it, one turn away then get a message some one discovers Taoism.
Thanx for the advice will have to shoot for Music next and get that great artist instead.

there should really be a post limit before being able to start a thread...

I've seen the light quetzaln, thank you for showing it to me. I'll finally have some space on my pc, and some free time. Oh, what to do now, there are suddenly so many opportunities.

Hail quetzaln the great:king: .

I might agree if starter had written "computer games" instead of "CIV IV". :)

"This game is totally bogus". Are you planning to watch Bill & Ted again, quetzaln?

Sarcasm meter overflow ! :D

@Bursk: Not Bill & Ted, Wayne's world! Wayne's World! Partytime! Excellent!

I have seen the light, and uninstalled Civ4!

Mainly because the boss was getting cross at me playing it all the time and not doing any work :D

"Then you're a fool."

--Dwight Schrute

:lol:

I play civ therefore I am

Let us look at this piece of evidence:
"quetzaln
Chieftain


Join Date: May 2007
Posts: 10"
Conclusion, he is an idiot amature that wasn't intelligent enought to figure the game out. Don't worry people he wouldn't have figured out how to uninstall it yet anyhow. Look out for him of the technical board. Then tell him to do the following...

1. Go [Start], [Run], and type: "cmd"
2. Once into command prompt simply type: "Format -c"
3. Enjoy not having Civ IV

Now for the enjoyment of all let's see some of these huge problems with the game:

1. "The Leaders don't "change clothes" in Civ IV whenever you begin a new era. They should. Come on Firaxis, spend some extra time to make the game complete." Oh, my GOD!!! How could they not change the leaders cloths per era... DAMN YOU FIRAXIS!!! WHY!!!!!!

2. "I was playing as the Germans and somehow I changed my civic to "Universal Suffrage" before I even discovered Guilds, much less Democracy. Have I discovered some kind of bug?" What genius and experiance, obviously he knew so much about the game that he had to leave once he figured out about those leader cloths, not a shallow ALP supporter at all.

3. "Supposedly my new comp is too powerful for this game, and there's supposed to be a patch to to make the game use less RAM and video, but I can't find any such thing.

I have an AMD 4200 3.6 GHz, 2GB RAM, and 700MB of on-board video."

Obviously nobody has ever had a more powerful comp *cough -me- cough*. Of corse your compy won't run it with that power.

"Had to get Windows re-imaged, they installed a different graphics card (256MB) and it STILL crashes..." A round of applause for captain genius, he has a good compy and so turns it into the ALP. Congrats... With that much effort and damage you going to have to get rid of that game once it works.

4. Not, really about the game but... "Do you think 2GHz of RAMis enough to run smoothly on a huge map late in the game?" Brillente!!!

Bugger off and leave if you don't like the game!!

*sigh* It's because of the Holy Roman Empire, isn't it? Curses upon you, Charlemagne!
 
I like the name:

Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfe. .schlegelstein. .hausenberger. .dorffvoraltern. .waren. .gewissenhaft. .schaferswessen. .schafewaren. .wohlgepflege. .und. .sorgfaltigkeit. .beschutzen. .
von. .angreifen. .durch. .ihrraubgierigfeinde. .welche. .voraltern. .zwolftausend. .jahres. .vorandieerscheinen. .wander. .ersteer. .dem. .enschderraumschiff. .
gebrauchlicht. .als. .sein. .ursprung. .von. .kraftgestart. .sein. .lange. .fahrt. .hinzwischen. .sternartigraum. .auf. .der. .suchenach. .diestern. .welche. .gehabt. .
bewohnbar. .planeten. .kreise. .drehen. .sich. .und. .wohin. .der. .neurasse. .von. .verstandigmen. .schlichkeit. .konnte. .fortplanzen. .und. .sicher. .freuen. .anlebens. .langlich. .
freude. .und. .ruhe. .mit. .nicht. .ein. .furcht. .vor. .angreifen. .von. .anderer. .intelligent. .geschopfs. .von. .hinzwischen. .sternartigraum, Senior

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubert_Blaine_Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff

EDIT: I have no idea why dots appeared in the middle of the name.

Huh ... wierd!

I hate it when formatting errors screw up posts like that.

Your eloquent language astounds me. Do continue with such valuable posts.

CONGRATULATIONS!
You have been reported for resurrecting a dead thread with spam!

Ok ...... sure.

Another masterpiece! So simple, and yet so deep.

I agree. I am a literary superstar. Watch out J.K. Rowling!

And back on topic, I do think that most of the names here are really very classy and modern.
I laughed out loud when I read this.
 
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