random quotes

[jubnub]

your right a revoutionary has to many darn qoutes. I know who he is.

 

[Whomp]

The Star Trek computer doesn't seem that interesting. They ask it random questions, it thinks for a while. I think we can do better than that.-- Google co-founder Larry Page

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now!

Curiosity may have killed the cat. But lack of it, is killing mankind.

 

[Swedishguy]

"I dream about Golden Touch"
-Raisin Bran

 

[Catharsis]

"I dream about Till."
- Kan' Sharuminar

"Oh Kan', you're a tease."
-Till

 

[thetrooper]

If something is very boring to me, and extremely entertaining to the rest of the family, it's probably a sport... -Swedishguy

 

[flyingchicken]

"Oh baby, oh baby...Mrs. Bighead?"
-Rocko, a cartoon character

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

"I dream about Till."
- Kan' Sharuminar

"Oh Kan', you're a tease."
-Till

Confused me a couple of seconds there, before putting me into hysterics for a good five minutes. Grand show!

 

[carmen510]

"I disagree with FDR. We have one common fear: Amon Savag."

 

[Rheinmetall]

"Baldrick, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you up into strips and telling the prince that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?"

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

"Breathing is bad for your health."

Dale Flexhaug

"They can put up a jail fence in two hours but they can't fix the -------- computers."

Terry Serviss

"It ends here, Zalika. Even if I have to expend every asset my empire has. Even if I have to burn Wellington to the ground and plow salt into the ashes. On my life, Zalika, it ends here."

Paul Constandinos Ulysses

"War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military."

Georges Clemenceau

"The problem with political jokes is they get elected."

Henry Cate VII
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"These are, as I began, cumbersome ways to kill a man.
Simpler, direct, and much more neat is to see
that he is living somewhere in the middle
of the twentieth century, and leave him there."

Edwin Brock
Five Ways to Kill a Man
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[Swedishguy]

"I scream for ice cream!"
-Not very funny english book picture

 

[Paradigne]

Oh yeah... one more thing: I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a b****! - Avatar

 

[Rheinmetall]

"They do say, Mrs M, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They are, of course, wrong, as you will soon discover when I stick this toasting fork into your head." - Edmund Blackadder

 

[Swedishguy]

"blah blah blah"
-Today's Truth.

 

[Babbler]

I that I loved:

While I am young, and I have not solidified my views on socialism, I am quite eclectic in regards to different ideas and methods. I guess I'm the closest to a western European left wing socialist.

What the hell?

No. Just no.

Don't tarnish our good name with your moronic, angsty little Che Guevara wet-dreams, while sitting there, sipping coke while your parents put you through Princeton.

True. In that case, Xanikk, don't listen to ANYBODY in this thread (other than me), unless they can scan a copy of their psychiatry degree, or link to some published scientific work they've done in the field.

I got a C in Psychology 101, am I qualified to post?

 

[Swedishguy]

Best Quote Ever!

 

[CivRulesAll]

you get shot.
Your friend:whats that red spot on your shirt?
You: Huh? oh thats just blood.
you die on the spot

 

[Sophie 378]

The return of the yet more of the bride of the yet more of the even more of the yet more quotes rides again 7! Or something.

Previous posts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, this one.

OT - Whomp is bald

It's because I live in the fast lane and my hair couldn't catch up.

Gay people exist?

I am suing CFC for enlightening me to this distressing, pyscologically damaging fact.

Yes, they caught us. Our special super secret spy coins which were distributed through our clandestine agency Tim Hortons, which specializes in coffee, nanotechnology, and donuts.

I'm a Rhode Island native, born and bred, so believe me, I know that game. How some people can care enough about which pack of steroid monkeys can best whack a ball with a stick to initiate physical violence is beyond me. Some chicks like it. I don't get it.

I've never owned a Y chromosome in my life. Unless you count ex-boyfriends.

You seem to have some strange ideas of the ordering of changes, but if you want a classical dino with hollow bones take a look at any big sauropod.

If you descend from your grandparents, why are your cousins still around?

I suggest switching to Homeopathy. I do not know how it works, but it works fine with me. I think the trick is that I simply don't poision myself with drugs.

You should learn how it works. The trick is that you simply think it works. The active ingredient is the labeling.

It works purely by the placebo effect (and admittedly it is baically impossible to get an adverse reaction to homeopathy since there's nothing there). I'd suggest you fill a large bottle with plain tap water, label it "homeopathic medecine" and take it regularly. You're getting exactly the same thing and it's much cheaper.

I think of them as tie-downs rather than piercings...

Rookie. I think of them as tacking accessories.

roam freely, it was all paid for in advance.

Pretty much sums it up. Do what you want, be honestly sorry for your sins, and they all get washed away.

Course, on the other hand, live your life in a good way, don't commit any sins, or at least go to confession regularly, but have five minutes of blashpemy and be run over by a truck without confessing, and off to hell you go.

How amusing of the government to raise the number to one to which the majority of school leavers are unable to count.

One should not confuse being at school or pretend apprentancy with learning.

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It's a laudable aim to boot the malcontent yoot up the bum but it has to be sure to be coherent and not leave people hanging in the wind.

I'm pretty sure that this is just a scheme to ensure that the majority of Scousers finish primary school.

Studies have shown that fashion models tend to be extremely tall, thin, and flat, while porn stars tend to be shorter and much more voluptuous. One of these industries caters almost exclusively to men, the other largely to women.

Conclusions are left to the reader.

Conclusion: Women should watch more porn.

I don't know, I think this is one of the better forums on the internet. That's not saying much though, since it always amazes me how the internet's vast user base can type so much yet say so little.

I agree, especially with the part about that not saying much. Have you ever tried reading youtube comment dicussions on politics or religion? They make the people here look like friggen Nobel Laureates.

as an aside, did you know that 'you tube' is a scottish term for 'you utter idiot'? (i kid you not). i always giggle a little when i hear it

Please I am a filthy librul and I insult women regardless of political spectrum.

For God so loved the world that he made up his mind to damn a large majority of the human race.

Well, it started out as a simple pit-fire to roast marshmallows with. Then Lucifer wanted wieners too, so God made it a little bigger and dug out the pit more. After that, Beelzebub wanted to put on some steaks too so God made the pit deeper enlarged it yet again. Well after that Baal wanted to cook this huge pig, so God made it even bigger and deeper. Well, after that they kinda got carried away and the they kept deepening and enlarging it until it reached the center of the Earth and was a ginormous fireball. Then the walls of the pit collapsed and trapped the fireball inside, and then God said, "Aw Hell (hell was a common expression of dismay in those days kinda like shucks)" and the name stuck.

God? Justify? You'll please forgive me for saying this, but who do you think you are that God would have to justify anything he does to you? You are, like the rest of us, his creations to do with as he pleases. He needs no justification from anyone.

God sounds like a vengeful ex.

Since when did scientists know anything anyway? My car tells me it's vulcanos.

I club baby seals and pollute as much as I can. Screw nature!

"You and your Ivory tower."
"Be pedantic about your semantics."

Goddamnit, when will you Americans stop using the terms "liberal" and "conservative" ad nauseum? None of you have any clue what they really mean any more, yet your repeat them like a parrot. There are way more than two ideologies out there, get a new mantra and stop affixing all sorts of superfluous bullfeathers to the terms "liberal" and "conservative." It makes me so angry, I just printed off the entire CFC OT forum and dropped it on some kid's back. Thanks to me, someone who makes back braces now has a job.

They competed for converts in China. One story about that competition is that often monks from both religions would be in village trying to convince people to join. The Taoists would put hot coals on their heads and say "See it doesn't hurt!" Then the Buddhists would put hot coals on their heads and say "It hurts like hell, but so what?"

The Buddhists got more converts because they recognized the pain of living while the Taoists just said it wasn't real.

Well, I'de use violence here... They touched his ass for crying out loud retaliation is a must or it will look like he liked it.

This is the most insane thing I've ever read!

Awesome.



Apparently you feel insulted by this. You probably shouldn't as I doubt that was their intention, they probably thought it was funny to do that to a stranger.

But if that's the case, you don't have to say a single word to them to let them know they better not mess around.

Just give them a bad look, that plus your body language should be enough. Or do what I do, Show your teeth and bark like a dog (never mind the throat pain that comes later, get into it and do it right).

It freaks them out and is funny too if you do it right.

 

[flyingchicken]

^
Now that's funny.
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"****!" -Dr. Breen, HL2
[censored automatically, w00t]

 

[Hitti-Litti]

In school some time ago:

Four guys are in a different class than normally with teacher, others are in library.

Student: So, is this the room were you have orgies(?)?
Teacher: What did you say!?
Student: Origamis! You know, those Japanese paper bending things...
Teacher: Oh...