Random Rants ΠΑ: That's a paddlin'

[aimeeandbeatles]

I imagine the pot is sitting dirty in the sink.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

I imagine the pot is sitting dirty in the sink.

No it isn't. Because I also cooked my last meal straight in the tin. The pot is clean, in the cabinet, where it belongs.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Then why not use it?

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Then why not use it?

Cuz then ya gotta wash it.

 

[Ferocitus]

Am I the only one here who knows that you can set a tin can on a stove burner so there's really no reason to eat stuff cold as long as you aren't living out of doors?

If you are living in a car you can sit the tin can on the engine manifold for a while.
And you don't even have to open the can first, unlike with your fancy-schmancy stove burner idea.

 

[Ferocitus]

If you'll go to the effort of heating the stove for a tin can, surely you'd go to the effort of putting the contents of said tin can into a pot?

That's the difference between cooking and cuisine.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

If you are living in a car you can sit the tin can on the engine manifold for a while.
And you don't even have to open the can first, unlike with your fancy-schmancy stove burner idea.

If I'm living in a car I ain't wasting valuable gas just to heat up a tin of soup.

 

[MaryKB]

I don't want to think about either of you living in your car. Please move this conversation in a happier direction, your Queen commands it.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Wait, when did you become royalty?

 

[Synobun]

If I'm living in a car I ain't wasting valuable gas just to heat up a tin of soup.

That's why you set the tin on top while driving. It's like a slow cooker: a warm meal for when you're home.

Wait, when did you become royalty?

Haven't you noticed that so many of us appear enthralled by Battle Enchantress Mary? Our wills have been crushed, molded to be obedient.

 

[Ferocitus]

If I'm living in a car I ain't wasting valuable gas just to heat up a tin of soup.

Of course not. You plan ahead: drive and cook at the same time. Women aren't the only ones who can multi-task, you know.

 

[Ferocitus]

I don't want to think about either of you living in your car. Please move this conversation in a happier direction, your Queen commands it.

I lived in a car for a week as a student in 1980. It was ok, except that I also voted for take-home maths exams a few weeks earlier.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Small rant: I'm trying to sort out all my Steam and GOG games in Playnite and categorizing them properly. But the genres are a huge mess. I have multiple variations of RPGs, for instance:

• Roleplaying
• Roleplaying game
• RPG
• RPG (Roleplaying)
• RPG (Roleplaying game)

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Haven't you noticed that so many of us appear enthralled by Battle Enchantress Mary? Our wills have been crushed, molded to be obedient.

I guess I'm immune.

 

[MaryKB]

It deeply pains me to hear that, I can only imagine how terrifying that must have felt on your first night living in your car. Did you know it'd only be for a week? I'm glad things worked out for you quickly, but I'm still unbearably saddened thinking about you actually needing to find ways to heat up your food.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Sleeping in your car isn't nearly as dangerous when you aren't a beautiful young woman.

Gender equity has practical limitations.

 

[Synobun]

Sleeping in your car isn't nearly as dangerous when you aren't a beautiful young woman.

Gender equity has practical limitations.

I'll hunt you for your looks, Tim. We can't have you feeling left out.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

I'll hunt you for your looks, Tim. We can't have you feeling left out.

You are at a safe distance, so that's okay.

 

[Synobun]

So you think.

 

[MaryKB]

I'll hunt you for your looks, Tim. We can't have you feeling left out.

If you catch him, can we please take him to a taxidermist? He'd look wonderful as a yard decoration.