Random Rants noventa y tres: The Incredible Hulk will not be presented this evening.

[Takhisis]

On the one hand, my afternoon out was cancelled. On the other, I am here to start a new thread and hold the Raves and Rants threads simultaneously with the Altered Maps and TV Shows threads as well!

Most recent: Random Rants 92 - Not Enough Snerk

Spoiler list of ye olde threads :

Random Rants
Random Rants Two
Random Rants 3
Random Rants 4: Keep Complaining
Random @#%& rants 5: Life is a female dog.
Random Rants VI: See, this is why we can't have nice things!
Random Rants VII: Why do they ALWAYS do that?!
Random Rantii VIII: When will Latin DIE?
Random Rants IX: I'm Mad As Hell, And I'm Not Gonna Take It Anymore!
Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!
Random Rants XI: This Title Actually Has Some Imagination
Random Rants XII: It's Alright To Cry
Random Rants XIII: I don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan
Random Rants XIV: You're gonna love my nuts
Random Rants XV: Like a Fine Whine
Random Rants XVI: Whambulance Dispatch Center
Random Rants XVII: Rage Against The Machine
Random Rants XVIII: It's cold as hell!
Random Rants XIX: Failure Tactics
Random Rants XX: I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!!
RANDOM RANTS XXI: Relapse
RANDOM RANTS XXII: The Angry Dome
RANDOM RANTS 23: Christ, you know it ain't easy!
Random Rants #XXIV - The Angry Mob
RANDOM RANTS XXV: Put a Smile On
RANDOM RANTS XXVI: Those Damned Kids!
Random Rants XXVII: The Rent Is Too Damn High!
RANDOM RANTS XXVIII: Everything is Flammable
Random Rants XXIX: Watch your %*$@ Language!
RANDOM RANTS XXX: age-restricted
RANDOM RANTS XXXI: I hate my job
RANDOM RANTS XXXII: I'm In a Glass Case of Emotion!
RANDOM RANTS XXXIII: World, Y U make me fed up wit U?!!
Random Rants XXXIV: Severe Cussing and VERY Illegal Pony Fights
Random Rants XXXV: BANNED IN THE UK
Random Rants XXXVI: Can't Sleep, Clown Will Eat Me
Random Rants XXXVII: The Server Is Too Busy
Random Rants XXXVIII: First World Problems
Random Rants XXXIX: Coming up with a title is stressful
Random Rants XL: I'm having trouble growing my wood
Random Rants XLI: Life won't take the lemons back!
Random Rants XLII: The Four-Part Plan
Random Rants XLIII: So Much Whinging Your Head May Explode
Random Rants XLIV: I Can't Find The Answer
Random Rants XLV: Isn't This Just a Ray of Sunshine?
RANDOM RANTS XLVI: Slightly More Than a Month-ly Edition #1
Random Rants XLVII: I don't like food anymore!
Random Rants XLVIII: Worst. Thread Title. Ever!
Random Rants XLIX - IT CHAFES MY ARSE!!!
Random Rants Νʹ: Pissed tae th' gills
Random Rants LI- Hell hath no Fury, like a Woman Scorned
Random Rants ნბ: WE FORGOT THE ANAESTHETIC!
Random Rants LIII: F My Life
Random Rants LIV: I Took An Arrow In The Knee
Random Rants LV: The Joy of Ranting
Random Rants LVI: Raving Mad
Random Rants LVII: wow. many anger. very whining.
Random Rants LVIII: Wassamatta U... Ah Shaddap you face.
Random Rants ΝΘʹ: Someone is wrong on the Internet
Random Rants LX: I wish to register a complaint
Random Rants 61
Random Rants ΞΒʹ: Bloody hell!
Random Rants #63: These Rants Don't Run
Random Rants LXIV: Who's Acting Like a Child Now?
Random Rants ΞΕ': No, YOUR thread titles suck!
Random Rants LXVI: NO, **YOUR** THREAD TITLES SUCK!!
Random Rants LXVII: Emptiness = Melancholia*Cheerlessness^2
Random Rants LXVIII: Burn it all to the ground and start over!
Random Rants LXIX: Life is a Dismal Chore
Random Rants LXX: CFCOT's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Random Rants OA - I Have 71 Problems, But This Thread Ain't One
Random Rants LXXII - What is wrong with us?
Random Rants LXXIII: "You've had this place redecorated, haven't you? I don't like it."
Random Rants 75: This is Bat Country!
Random Rants 76: Argh! Augh! Ahhh!
Random Rants LXXVII: I'm sitting here, completely surrounded by no cookies!
Random rants --...---.. don't expect others to convert for you
Random Rants 79: [Impassionating Intensifies]
Random Rants 80: Computer Says No
Random Rants ΠΑ: That's a paddlin'
Random Rants 0x52: [Obligatory rant about title]
Random Rants ΠΓ': Parental guidance required
Random Rants Eighty-Four: Rants Gone Wild!!!!
Random Rants ΠΕ': You're standing on my neck.
Random Rants LXXXVI: OH, FUDDLE-DUDDLE!
Random Rants 87: 2020 Is Just Aimee's Latest Sims Run
Random Rants #88: [incoherent screaming]
Random Rants LXXXIX: I HATE MOVING!
Random Rants Q': I protest against subtitles
Random Rants 91 - Semiprimal Rage
Random Rants 92 - Not Enough Snerk

 

[Kyriakos]

Rant: No Snerk in the title

 

[Takhisis]

With Takhisis, you'll never lack snärk.

 

[thetrooper]

Rant: No Snerk in the title

Scandal! Boo!

 

[NovaKart]

They still make Dragonlance books or these are old ones?

I made a thread years ago on Michael Jackson’s similarity to a Dragonlance character.

 

[Takhisis]

They still make Dragonlance books or these are old ones?

Wikipedia states that there is a plan to start issuing new modules and novels in 2022 but I haven't seen any of it yet. Since the pandemic I've been a bit behind on the cultural news cycle but, hey, I am doing my best to catch up.

 

[Arakhor]

<obligatory rant about foreign language thread title>

 

[Takhisis]

Would you prefer it if the number were thirteen and four-score?

 

[Arakhor]

"Four-score and thirteen" would certainly evoke a nineteenth century air to proceedings.

 

[danjuno]

Did we did do Four Score and 7 for that thread? If not, I as an American might have to inform my government about the discovery of oil in this thread.

 

[Takhisis]

"Four-score and thirteen" would certainly evoke a nineteenth century air to proceedings.

Mmmmkay. I could do that if, say, people contributed to my recapturing this thread in the near future…

 

[Birdjaguar]

On November 22, 2005 The first rant thread was launched and @thetrooper made the first rant:

Some idiot left an open can of tuna in the fridge. I've lost my appetite for lunch.

That was over 92,000 rants ago.

 

[Cutlass]

I forgot a bag of groceries in my car and they sat out there in the heat for a day.

 

[Broken_Erika]

[Obligatory_Rant] As per CFC Tradition i must rant about the thread titile. Rant Begins: I Rant at the thread title [/obligatory_rant]

 

[Synobun]

This title really is dreadful.

 

[Birdjaguar]

Yes, it is below par for Taks normal brilliance.

 

[Takhisis]

[Obligatory_Rant] As per CFC Tradition i must rant about the thread titile. Rant Begins: I Rant at the thread title [/obligatory_rant]

See the title to thread number 65, please.

This title really is dreadful.

Yes, it is below par for Taks normal brilliance.

Do you seriously not get the reference?

*Wookiee shouting in the background*

 

[Birdjaguar]

Reference? Of course not, I'm a boomer and unless you are referencing events prior to 1980, I won't get it.

 

[Kyriakos]

<obligatory rant about foreign language thread title>

Wrong foreign language.

 

[choxorn]

<obligatory rant about foreign language thread title>

It's kinda lame but at least it's not greek numerals again