Random Rants 3

[WerBackIII]

I feel Bad! The sugar is gray!

Good coffee can always become bad if the sugar is awful. Argh. :argh:

 

[carmen510]

Max eh Werback?

Anyways, I hate the n00bs that joined my NEs. The only mature one is Donald, and sometimes Motherland.

 

[Swedishguy]

I puked.

I feel very bad. It hurts typing this message, and I have to be alert if I'm going to puke again.

EDIT: Also, what the hell is wrong with my keyboard? It jumps over letters sometimes!

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Stupid Kol Crimbo lag.

 

[GuitarHero]

I puked.

I feel very bad. It hurts typing this message, and I have to be alert if I'm going to puke again.

EDIT: Also, what the hell is wrong with my keyboard? It jumps over letters sometimes!

Check for food or vomit between the keys.

 

[jeps]

What's a "tripe soup"?

Think chicken soup, with tripe. Problem is not tripe flavoured, with tripe inside.
Tripe is a type of edible offal from the stomachs of various domestic animals

....

 

[GuitarHero]

Think chicken soup, with tripe. Problem is not tripe flavoured, with tripe inside.
Tripe is a type of edible offal from the stomachs of various domestic animals

....

Okay. I'm not so sure I want to know how WerBackIII got some tripe. Although, I do know a man who sells dogs intended for being eaten.

 

[Angst]

I rant that I'm banned

 

[ggganz]

Okay. I'm not so sure I want to know how WerBackIII got some tripe. Although, I do know a man who sells dogs intended for being eaten.

It's usually sheep.

 

[Trajan12]

I have to wait 'til the last minute to get my guitar. By the time we get there, they won't have exactly what I want and I'll hardly be able to test it out with all the little dorks in their playing Stairway to Heaven.

 

[Angst]

Is it dorky to play Stairway to Heaven?

 

[GuitarHero]

Is it dorky to play Stairway to Heaven?

It's dorky to play YYZ or John The Fisherman. Although, John The Fisherman is a good song.

 

[Angst]

And stairway to heaven?

 

[GuitarHero]

And stairway to heaven?

I don't know. Nor do I care.

 

[azzaman333]

Every ****ty guitarist plays Stairway to Heaven is what I think Trajan was trying to say.

 

[Trajan12]

Is it dorky to play Stairway to Heaven?

Every ****ty guitarist plays Stairway to Heaven is what I think Trajan was trying to say.

Stairway to Heaven is the Stereotypical "OMG I CAN PLAY GUITAR" song. I would consider Sweet Child O Mine or Comfortably numb to be the "OMG I"M INTERMEDIATE" song. It's quite annoying actually.

Trying to impress geeks at guitar center will get you walking home with a fret buzzing lemon.

 

[bhsup]

I always thought Smoke On The Water was the ultimate "I can play guitar" song.

 

[Trajan12]

I always thought Smoke On The Water was the ultimate "I can play guitar" song.

It's definitely up there. But there's many, I've definitely gotten sick of Crazy Train. And don't ever be there for someone's first wah pedal, then be prepared to hear the voodoo child(slight return) intro a dozen times. And it's never much more than that.

 

[GuitarHero]

I'm okay at guitar.

 

[Angst]

THAT's NOT A RANT"!"!!!