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My favorite teacher, my health teacher left a couple weeks ago. And our sub is nuts. Everything he says is some racist conspiracy theory.

"Pull your pants up, the white man wants them to be half off your ass so you can trip and fall and he can keep you down!"

"Why is the sky blue? Because the white man's eyes are blue!"
 
But my eyes are hazel.

I was expecting to wake up to a half foot of snow. Yeah, it's still snowing, but there are only two stinking inches out there. :mad:

EDIT: Just ONCE I would love to hear the weatherman/woman say "Yeah, we screwed the pooch and blew the forecast." Stop covering your tracks, stop saying "Yes, the 4 or less KC will get is pretty much what we have been telling you since yesterday at 5pm." No, it's not. 5-7 and 7-9 south of KC is nothing like 3-4 all over.

OH! And don't presume I am happy about this with your "good news" spin to your inability to forecast. Some of us LIKE snow. Grr.
 
There is no spoon :(.

No, really, I had made soup for lunch, but there were no spoons, so my soup must wait till tomorrow
 
hossam said:
wha??:confused: please explain WTH you just said
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Are you telling me you don't know what [wiki=leet]1337[/wiki] means?
And W00t W00t Boogie Woogie W00t is my catch phrase in [wiki=Call of Duty]CoD[/wiki] as The Scyphozoa.
And the !!!!11!!!1111!!!!eleven!!!1 means a bunch of exclamation points, but I didn't always hold down shift, resulting in several 1's, and the eleven is supposed to represent 1's.
 
I feel bad. Just that. Nothing more, but I'm not in the mood. :(
 
Nylan said:
^As if I don't check that site at midnight every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday :p Definitely an interesting concept though. If only such an idea worked with the American educational system...
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What site?:confused:
 
Presumably xkcd.
 
My rant today:

OMFG HE PLAYS GUITAR I CAN'T STOP MY PANTS FROM COMING OFF Syndrome.

Firstly, to any guy who thinks playing guitar will get him girls, we'll just refer to him as 'jackass'. Chances are any girl who'd have sex with you because you play an instrument, seeing as your dentist, teacher, dad, and pet gerbil all play guitar (probably much better than you anyway), has been bent over more than a fold out matress.

So girls, you're attracted to a jackass cause he can play guitar? "OMG He's going to write me a song and it'll be so romantic and it'll get played on MTV!" 9/10 times this guy can only play some cheezy Fall Out Boy or Teddy Gieger song, not having the slightest creative bone in his body. In the event that he does. Chances are that song will last much longer than his erection.

Hell, I compose mostly prog/blues style stuff anyway, so if you can last through a 5 minute synth solo and 10 minutes of ambience and still want to have sex well, power to you.
 
WerBackIII said:
There is no spoon :(.

No, really, I had made soup for lunch, but there were no spoons, so my soup must wait till tomorrow
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Why didn't you just pour it into a damn mug and drink it?
 
Trajan12 said:
My rant today:

OMFG HE PLAYS GUITAR I CAN'T STOP MY PANTS FROM COMING OFF Syndrome.

Firstly, to any guy who thinks playing guitar will get him girls, we'll just refer to him as 'jackass'. Chances are any girl who'd have sex with you because you play an instrument, seeing as your dentist, teacher, dad, and pet gerbil all play guitar (probably much better than you anyway), has been bent over more than a fold out matress.

So girls, you're attracted to a jackass cause he can play guitar? "OMG He's going to write me a song and it'll be so romantic and it'll get played on MTV!" 9/10 times this guy can only play some cheezy Fall Out Boy or Teddy Gieger song, not having the slightest creative bone in his body. In the event that he does. Chances are that song will last much longer than his erection.

Hell, I compose mostly prog/blues style stuff anyway, so if you can last through a 5 minute synth solo and 10 minutes of ambience and still want to have sex well, power to you.
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I agree. :) I know lots of idiots in my highschool that came here just so they can get girls. It's incredibly stupid. :)
 
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