carmen510
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After explicitly telling my father what I wanted for Christmas, he gave me an iPod sound projector. While I do appreciate the gift, I wish he sticked to my list, for I do not need, nor really wanted this.
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salty mud
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Out of interest, what did you ask for? It might have been easily confused or something like that.
PeteAtoms
FormulaRandom
you should check if he still has the receipt, and try to exchange it for something you actually want.
Huayna Capac357
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No one takes someone with a location of "your moms" seriously.
Martacus
World's Greatest Warrior
I locked my keys in my car while I was at the store earlier. I just stopped in to pick something up, paid, went back out to the car, and there the damn things were, right in the cup holder. I go back into the store and try to get hold of somebody, ANYBODY who could possibly get me back home so I could get my spare set of keys--no luck. So cue the Rocky training sequence, featuring me running my ass back to my still powerless house, getting the spare set of keys (I actually did happen to have my house keys with me), then running my ass back to the store and finishing my business there. A damn good exercise, to be sure, but also a complete waste of a perfectly good hour. I've got Christmas cookies to make, dammit!
Oh, did I mention the heavy traffic along the main roads? And all the people who rolled down their windows to yell at the jackass who actually had the gall to move himself around town without a vehicle? Goddamned Fort Wayne drivers. They all deserve to die.
Also: This laptop keyboard sucks big time. I hate it and want it to die in a big bloody mess. I actually wish it were a living, breathing creature so it could die that horribly. I would personally hunt this keyboard down and kill it, I hate it that much.
Oh, did I mention the heavy traffic along the main roads? And all the people who rolled down their windows to yell at the jackass who actually had the gall to move himself around town without a vehicle? Goddamned Fort Wayne drivers. They all deserve to die.
Also: This laptop keyboard sucks big time. I hate it and want it to die in a big bloody mess. I actually wish it were a living, breathing creature so it could die that horribly. I would personally hunt this keyboard down and kill it, I hate it that much.
you make me sadYou're not possible to take seriously.
your just mad cuz its true.
Annex
Tyranny and Mutation
Now that doesnt make sense. People listened to what Uncle Joe had to say.
And as far as facial hair goes, mine doesnt itch at all.
D'Artagnan59
The Gascon
Suck it up, man. You think we've never been heart broken before? Hell, it only takes a few seconds of searching these threads and you will find me being a complete a-hole, ranting about the opposite sex. Just today I've had one of those moments. And even though there is a 99.99% chance I will never get with that girl, I can't stop thinking about her... just holding on for that 00.01% chance that I will die a happy man.
I need to get her out of my head.
@Nylan: What have I done again?
Dude. Did you notice that I have only ranted twice on the subject. Hell, I waited more than two months to rant about it. Yet you tell me to suck it up.
I never told anything to you. I know that. I'm in the same boots as you, but you have no sympathy for me.
cubsfan6506
Got u
Wait you got dumped, who called it.
Bigfoot3814
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You're mixed up. That was d.highlander, not this guy.
D'Artagnan59
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Synobun
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I didn't get dumped?
Bigfoot3814
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Wait, did you? I honestly don't remember.
Synobun
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No I didn't. Unless I'm missing something here?
silver 2039
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No this is the dude who's dating his sister. Salty mud got dumped.
cubsfan6506
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Well um, just wait till 2morrow, your definitly getting dumped 2morrow.
No, wait, that's not right. One of them was dating their sister but got dumped, so they went after their hot first cousin and she was asked out in front of them. Then, later, someone else they liked seemed to like them before saying they really didn't and that they had a boyfriend.
Now, who's the one with flaming nachoz again?
Now, who's the one with flaming nachoz again?
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