Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!

[Shekwan]

Ugh. Horribly hungover. At work. No good reason to be drunk last night. Ugh.

 

[bigdog5994]

Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!! people are always confusing me with Bigfoot

 

[salty mud]

If it's any help, I have never confused you.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!! people are always confusing me with Bigfoot

We should switch avatars or something for a day and see what happens.

 

[bigdog5994]

thats a great idea Foot im down

 

[Traffic_Kopp]

Georgetown gave me homework over winter break

 

[Bigfoot3814]

I'm thinking the 1st of April BD.

I just ate a Boston creme doughnut and it had absolutely no creme in it. Like not even a little bit. Freakin bakery ripping me off.

 

[Bllasae]

Speaking of donuts, I wish we still had a Krispy Kreme donuts place.

 

[hossam]

i cant even go a complete four days without whacking it.
but persistence is the key.and i will stop masturbating.

 

[Rossiya]

Four days?

 

[West 36]

i cant even go a complete four days without whacking it.
but persistence is the key.and i will stop masturbating.

Is this why?:

im going to be someone someday.

 

[silver 2039]

You'll regret it when you get prostate cancer. I take daily care to ensure I'll never get prostate cancer.

 

[salty mud]

I propose a male chastity belt.

 

[holy king]

 

[salty mud]

Me thinks (hopes ) that's going to get removed.

 

[J-man]

I propose a male chastity belt.

How are you gonna take a sh*t with that?

 

[salty mud]

How are you gonna take a sh*t with that?

I never actually thought of that. Come to think of it, how will he piss?

I suppose that's his problem, not ours.

 

[Zelig]

How are you gonna take a sh*t with that?

You don't want to know.

 

[choxorn]

i cant even go a complete four days without whacking it.
but persistence is the key.and i will stop masturbating.

I'm sure four days is better than half the people on this forum.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Ugh.

We have to DRIVE back from Philly tomorrow.

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I WANT TO SPEND THE LAST DAY OF MY VACATION SITTING IN A CAR DOING NOTHING ALL DAY?

All the other kids get to have fun on their last day. They get to go visit friends. They get to see a movie. They get to play video games. What do I have to do?

My dad always says about the drive up, "It's one of the best parts of the trip. You get to see New York's beautiful skyline and you get fast food. Plus you get to listen to any music you want."

He thinks, "Yay! We're going home!"

I think, "Just great. All of my friends are having a good time, but what do I do? I have to SIT IN A GODDAMN CAR FOR EIGHT HOURS AND DO NOTHING. Why couldn't we just take the plane or a train? But no. We have to DRIVE FOR EIGHT GODDAMN HOURS."