Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!

[Nylan]

My nose has bled like a tap for the last 3 or 4 days.

Bottle and sell it online. You'd make a killing with all those wannabe vampires out there.

 

[downtown]

My ipod broke. 91 bucks to repair it. HOW WILL I GO RUNNING NOW?!?!?

 

[bhsup]

Quicken sucks.

5 damned credit cards that it can't add automatically. And we're not talking "Merle's Bait and Tackle Visa", but Shell, Phillips, etc. At least they have a decent refund policy.

 

[Thorbal]

My gf just dumped me. After 11 . .. .. .. .ing years!
No better way to begin a new year I guess.

 

[Rossiya]

Blimey. 11 years!

Good luck for the future!

 

[Kozmos]

You should have seen it coming, especially if she was just a gf for 9 years. Anyway post-New Year regrets and hangover. -_-

 

[Thorbal]

Thanks guys !

The "funny" thing is, now that you mention it, Cleric - I thought so myself in a way and I initially planned to propose marriage in ~2-3 weeks because I thought that it could not go on like that .

( if someone can tell me where I can sign up for some suicide-commando thingy somewhere in the Middle East, please do )

 

[D'Artagnan59]

The Jonas Brothers ruined my new year.

Also, my second cousin hates me because I hate the Jonas Brothers, High School Musical, and Jesse McCartney.

"I HATE YOU!!!"

"Why?"

"I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT THE JONAS BROTHERS!!! I HAVE THE EARS OF A HAWK!!!" (I said that they made Richard Simmons look straight)

"So do I."

"THE JONAS BROTHERS ROCK!!!"

"No, they are the worst band in the history of the world. How they got famous is beyond me."

"I'M GONNA FREAKIN' KILL YOU!!!"

At this point, I erupt into laughter.

 

[choxorn]

The worst? You're seriously insinuating that Hannah Montana is better?

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Isn't that one person?

 

[D'Artagnan59]

The worst? You're seriously insinuating that Hannah Montana is better?

Hannah Montana is terrible, but the Jonas Brothers are worse.

 

[Synobun]

Hannah Montana is terrible, but the Jonas Brothers are worse.

Agreed with this.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Damn Southerners getting the best old patriotic song. I wanna sing about taking my stand for my sectionalist region too!

 

[azzaman333]

Who or what is a Hannah Montana?

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Who or what is a Hannah Montana?

Hannah Montana is the stage name of a Disney show character/pop singer. Also known as Billy Ray Cyrus's daughter.

 

[carmen510]

This Guy, Please Let Him Die

 

[azzaman333]

Never heard of Hannah Montana, but I assume that's Miley Cyrus then.

 

[choxorn]

Yes. She sucks, and I must disagree with D'art and d.highland here, she sucks more than the Jonas Brothers.

 

[Ace of Gold]

well ever since I copied all my files from my c: program files to my external hard drive (g: program files) Alot of the programs are not working. I changed the directories in the properties I dont know whats wrong. Also, data execution prevention won't let me run itunes so I cant download any new music. Ill fix it hopefully, it will just take a while.

 

[CCRunner]

My experience at the ski "resort"

• Door could be opened by pushing on it. You didn't even have to push hard
• Corollary to the above, the deadbolt was purposefully removed.
• Toilet wouldn't stop running
• Ran out of skis that fit me an hour and a half after the mountain opened.
• Because of this, I had to ski with skis that were 10 cm to big for me. They kept getting crossed and almost made me fall a few times.
• Rating system sucked. I'm a blue/black skier; I took my brother on one "blue" run that easily could have been black. He kept falling and I kept nearly falling.
• Beds were as hard as rocks
• Ran out of whipped cream for the pumpkin pie.
• Wood was rotting and paint was peeling
• Most of the people who worked there barely spoke english
• Only one express lift that only went to blacks.

Other than that it was great.