Random Rants X: Mraarrrrrrr!!!!!!

[carmen510]

Damned homework.

Japan Global Studies Notes took 2 hours for 1/2 of the textbook chapter.

Art History due on Monday.

Science Fair Project due Tues, and I haven't finished the procedure.

English Joy Luck Club balance crap.

Latin Practices.


I'm going to have a crappy weekend.

 

[GuitarHero]

I'm still mad at the original GH for burning down my house.........

just a little bit, though.

 

[Kozmos]

Just danced my ass off...my big toe got stomped on and it now pulsates with pain. Also cockteasing girls = annoying. Either dance with the guys or stop dancing with your friend like a stripper.

 

[GuitarHero]

Just danced my ass off...my big toe got stomped on and it now pulsates with pain. Also cockteasing girls = annoying. Either dance with the guys or stop dancing with your friend like a stripper.

I hear ya. Only thing worse than dancing witha tease is having one be your frickin aunt. She embarassed me at every block party I ever went to.

 

[Mirc]

Just danced my ass off...my big toe got stomped on and it now pulsates with pain. Also cockteasing girls = annoying. Either dance with the guys or stop dancing with your friend like a stripper.

Yeah, I feel your pain. And please don't rub every part of your body against my penis because I WILL get blueballs if you don't help me afterwards. I hate that so much.

 

[salty mud]

Ha! I was dirty salsa dancing with my friend not long ago! Damn, a bit of homosexual relief felt good.

 

[Shekwan]

Ha! I was dirty salsa dancing with my friend not long ago! Damn, a bit of homosexual relief felt good.

I bet it was really the alcohol that felt good.

 

[salty mud]

I've never touched a drop of alcohol in my life. And he wasn't drunk, either.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Yeah Shekwan, can't a heterosexual guy dirty salsa dance with a heterosexual guy without being drunk?

 

[QuoVadisNation]

Boy, I sure hope get my flight gets delayed tomorrow!!!

Also, US Airways has the best customer service ever!!

yeah!

 

[Shekwan]

Yeah Shekwan, can't a heterosexual guy dirty salsa dance with a heterosexual guy without being drunk?

Definately! But it tends not to happen unless theres some drink involved. Not drunk though, "buzzed" is a better word.

(Why is the wink smiley asleep now that it's christmas?)

 

[Gooblah]

For my Christmas break, my teachers gave me:
4 Precalculus Assignments
3 Position Papers
2 Chapter Outlines
and one Values Debate....

 

[salty mud]

I thought you were going to say, "and a partridge in a pear tree."

 

[holy king]

i just woke up at nine pm and am not sure whether i'm still drunk or allready hungover.

 

[Mirc]

My night of drinking ended very quick when the girl I was out with got called home by the parents and gave me blueballs. I hate it. I hate it so much. It's not even one and I'm home! And with blueballs. I hate this so much.

 

[Catharsis]

blueballs blueballs blueballs

Man what the heck does this word mean? I have never heard it outside of CFC and yet it's common as threpence-ha'penny over here.

(If there's no way of explaining this while keeping to the Forum Rules then forget it, I don't want to know.)

 

[Mirc]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls

Basically the torturing feeling that you get when you get to a certain point with a female and you are forced to let her go. It's TERRIBLE. You DON'T want to experience it.

It wouldn't be within the forum rules to explain it but Wiki does it for me.

It's AWFUL.

It's a horrible pain in the testicles and stomach that is almost impossible to overcome unless you: a) sleep for 9 hours straight, b) get taken by an ambulance, c) wank. That's all.

Might be an American expression in which case it's normal that you haven't heard of it. I had no idea how to call it in English until I found it written on this forum, so it sounds like a likely explanation.

 

[silver 2039]

Blue balls are hellish. The only way to really get rid of it is to wank until it goes away.

 

[Mirc]

Yeah but then something rather unusual happens... I'll stop right there because I don't want to break the forum rules. Let's just say I don't like a mess in my bathroom.

 

[Cutlass]

friggin snow blower wouldn't start today