Random Rants XI: This Title Actually Has Some Imagination

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Wow. There are Irishmen who aren't fans of Father Ted? :eek:

I love Father Ted! It's just that Ardal O'Hanlon has done a string of bad TV parts now and any credit he had left after the brilliance of Father Ted is now gone.
 
I've had a stomach ache for almost the whole day. And when I haven't had one, I've had a headache. Luckily I haven't had them both at the same time as each other thus far...
 
I've had a stomach ache for almost the whole day. And when I haven't had one, I've had a headache. Luckily I haven't had them both at the same time as each other thus far...

You're sick mate. Get ready for the vomiting, because it's coming! (At least, that's what happened to me last time. :p)
 
SNIFFERS. I HATE THEM.

First of all, what are sniffers? Sniffers are people who instead of just getting up and blowing their nose and expelling the mucus, they sniff the mucus back up into their nose.

In my Study Hall, there's this kid who's extremely annoying. This kid always has his crappy screamo music ON FULL FRIGGIN' BLAST so I can barely concentrate on his work because HIS CRAPPY MUSIC IS ON FULL BLAST. HOW ABOUT YOU TURN THAT CRAP DOWN! NOBODY LIKES SCREAMO BUT YOU, NOW GO TURN IT DOWN!

Oh yeah, HE'S A SNIFFER. HOW ABOUT BLOWING YOUR NOSE! ARE YOU TOO FRIGGIN' LAZY TO WALK 25 FEET TO GET TO A TISSUE BOX? JUST GET SOME GODDAMN TISSUES!
 
Maybe he makes too much noise whenever he blows his nose and he'd rather not get made fun of?
 
SNIFFERS. I HATE THEM.

First of all, what are sniffers? Sniffers are people who instead of just getting up and blowing their nose and expelling the mucus, they sniff the mucus back up into their nose.

In my Study Hall, there's this kid who's extremely annoying. This kid always has his crappy screamo music ON FULL FRIGGIN' BLAST so I can barely concentrate on his work because HIS CRAPPY MUSIC IS ON FULL BLAST. HOW ABOUT YOU TURN THAT CRAP DOWN! NOBODY LIKES SCREAMO BUT YOU, NOW GO TURN IT DOWN!

Oh yeah, HE'S A SNIFFER. HOW ABOUT BLOWING YOUR NOSE! ARE YOU TOO FRIGGIN' LAZY TO WALK 25 FEET TO GET TO A TISSUE BOX? JUST GET SOME GODDAMN TISSUES!

I'm sick. Sometimes, I'm in a classroom without any tissues. Thus, I have to be a sniffer.
 
irrational people.
 
They make me mad too. One girl was like "How do YOU know plants don't have feelings? Maybe we don't REALLY understand plants! Maybe they feel things differently than we do!" and on and on making herself look stupid.

Seriously, like WTH?!

Plants don't have feelings! Get over it!
 
SNIFFERS. I HATE THEM.

Well, we hate you, too. :p

Snow, fell in the early morning, melted in about an hour. Why is it never below freezing here?
 
I HATE ENGLISH!! WE ALWAYS HAVE THESE EFFING ESSAYS AND PROJECTS.

I HATE LIFE. I WANT TO COMMITT SUICIDE!

Life sucks.
 
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