Random Rants XII: It's Alright To Cry

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I never did find out why people think it's awesome to eat the wrapper with it...

When I'm driving it's hard to unwrap, or the like. Then it just became a habit.
 
My knee hurts. And I can't have chocolate.
 
The elephant ears have run out...



Also, I was almost killed today, some stupid kid in my machine class. He cut too deep into his work and the toolbit came lose and went flying. Then he went psycho and wouldn't calm down for almost an hour after thinking our professor was gonna kick him out and fail him.
 
Try getting eight hours of sleep.

Surely you know this to be impossible except on weekends?

My suggestion: Pick one class in the morning. Sleep through the entirety of it.
 
i call the next random rants thread. there i did it. now nobody can start the next one but me.
 
My God.

So, I went to Boston today. I took the train in. I'm dozing off, trying to get some sleep before I can arrive. And just as I'm dozing off, what happens?

"HELLO JULIE! IT'S ME, COLLEEN! HOW ARE YOU!"

A LOUD GODDAMN TALKER. DIRECTLY IN MY EAR. PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP. SPECIFICALLY PEOPLE WHO STAYED UP LATE AND ONLY GOT EIGHT HOURS OF SLEEP. WE DON'T NEED YOU TALKING DIRECTLY IN MY EAR, YOU INCONSIDERATE BIMBO. SO SHUT THE HELL UP OR LOWER YOUR GODDAMN VOICE, YOU DUMBASS! YOU DON'T NEED TO BROADCAST YOUR CELL PHONE CONVERSATIONS ALL THE WAY TO AFGHANISTAN, IDIOT!

Cell phone conversations are meant to be between you and the person you're talking to. So don't talk so loud. Especially in one's ear.
 
My God.

So, I went to Boston today. I took the train in. I'm dozing off, trying to get some sleep before I can arrive. And just as I'm dozing off, what happens?

"HELLO JULIE! IT'S ME, COLLEEN! HOW ARE YOU!"

A LOUD GODDAMN TALKER. DIRECTLY IN MY EAR. PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP. SPECIFICALLY PEOPLE WHO STAYED UP LATE AND ONLY GOT EIGHT HOURS OF SLEEP. WE DON'T NEED YOU TALKING DIRECTLY IN MY EAR, YOU INCONSIDERATE BIMBO. SO SHUT THE HELL UP OR LOWER YOUR GODDAMN VOICE, YOU DUMBASS! YOU DON'T NEED TO BROADCAST YOUR CELL PHONE CONVERSATIONS ALL THE WAY TO AFGHANISTAN, IDIOT!

Cell phone conversations are meant to be between you and the person you're talking to. So don't talk so loud. Especially in one's ear.

Eight hours? Man, wish I got that much.
 
Then again, I'm on vacation. And teenagers run on 9-10 hours of sleep as opposed to 6 or 7 for adults.
You sir, have been misinformed. The majority of teens run on 6-7 on a good night. Vacations of course is an exception where that doubles. Weekends likewise make up for the lack of sleep with a solid ten at least.
 
Summer jobs can actually be pretty cool. You'll at least have your own money.

Plus, ladies love a working man. :groucho:
 
You sir, have been misinformed. The majority of teens run on 6-7 on a good night. Vacations of course is an exception where that doubles. Weekends likewise make up for the lack of sleep with a solid ten at least.

Nope. You can't "make up" lost sleep by sleeping more the next night.
 
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