Random Rants XX: I CAN'T FIND MY FAGS!!!

[Yared]

It's easier to get a big layer of fat

 

[Shekwan]

I'm pissed off with a couple I'm living with.

Yesterday I got Extras on DVD for €12 - I was rather pleased with my purchase. I thought I'd celebrate with some friends by working our way through the whole series and indulging in smoking some weed while we were at it. It was about 3pm when housemate knocked on the door to complain about the smell and said he could smell it in his room. I gave him the usual pleasantries, overly apologetic, it'll never happen again etc. I'm quite a considerate guy when it comes to housemates - I clean up after myself and treat them like I'd hope to be treated. I respect that some may not like the smell and thats why I've always got the window open and use odour eliminators. Anyways after he left we went into the hall and we couldn't smell it - maybe its just because we're smokers and have a terrible sense of smell but there wasn't a chance in hell that he could smell anything in his room. I mean have you ever used that Oust odour eliminator stuff? You can take a crap and break out the oust and you'd have no problem eating breakfast off the toilet lid the place smells so rosy.

But really thats just what leads up to what really pissed me off about these people (I say people because I know that it was his fiancee that really has the problem) was how I was woken up today. To a grown man singing along to Party In The USA by Miley Cyrus. I recognised the irony of my situation. How was the intrusive activity of loud music and terrible singing any different from an unwelcome smell? Hypocrisy I say. He deserves a slap right across his Polish forehead.

Of course I didn't knock on his door with a nice telling off. I'm a passive aggressive douche so I'll find some other way to piss him off.

 

[bhsup]

What time was it that you were woken up? If it was after a reasonable time in the morning, I'd say you're not really allowed to expect peace and quiet. What if it had been a lawnmower outside your window?

As far as the smell of pot, I remember a party I threw in high school at my house when my parents went out of town. I walked into a room and smelled that horrible odor and went ballistic. Found out who was smoking it and made them leave. Really, it's a horrible, HORRIBLE odor.

 

[Karalysia]

As far as the smell of pot, I remember a party I threw in high school at my house when my parents went out of town. I walked into a room and smelled that horrible odor and went ballistic. Found out who was smoking it and made them leave. Really, it's a horrible, HORRIBLE odor.

There is something wrong with your sense of smell.

 

[Shekwan]

What time was it that you were woken up? If it was after a reasonable time in the morning, I'd say you're not really allowed to expect peace and quiet. What if it had been a lawnmower outside your window?

As far as the smell of pot, I remember a party I threw in high school at my house when my parents went out of town. I walked into a room and smelled that horrible odor and went ballistic. Found out who was smoking it and made them leave. Really, it's a horrible, HORRIBLE odor.

It wasn't particularly early - 11am. It wasn't the fact I was woken up that annoyed me (I would have got up before 12 anyways) but more the hypocrisy of what he was doing. Loud music can be intrusive, trying to sleep or not. Good point on the lawnmower though, I guess its a good parralel. Maybe it was his taste in music that offended me most...

I will agree with you about the smell (Although that said every now and then you can get a lovely fruity smelling strain). Its horrible for people who aren't used to it - and I don't blame you for throwing them out, you're the boss in your house. Thats why I'm so careful about the smell nobody has had a problem in the 7 months I've been here. The landlord is ok with it too. I'm in the same boat too, I can't have my room smelling like the devil's cabbage. Not all my friend enjoy it and its just plain not cool.

Part of what annoys me about it is that if he had a problem then this is clearly not the first time hes smellt it. I wouldn't have been as pissed off if he called me out on it when I first moved in.

 

[bhsup]

Now that last sentence is a very good point. If he's been tolerant of it from the beginning, that's different (though hey man, drugs are bad mm'kay???), he really does lose some 'high ground' to speak up now.

 

[Shekwan]

I will always hold the high ground

But yeah, I don't want to be bothering someone for a year only to hear about it now.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Seems my grandpa and my step-grandma are getting a divorce over taxes or something... so he's coming to stay with us for a bit. This could be a rave, since I wasn't really attached to my step-grandma anyway(regardless of her attempts to try and be a grandma; it's a bit complicated to be attached when I am already attached to my biological maternal grandmother. Compare to my paternal grandparents, where I consider my step-grandfather to be my real grandfather, as I don't know my biological paternal grandfather), plus grandpa spoils us whenever he's here!

...Should I be surprised though? From what I know, this was his third wife and counting. He's probably got more running around.

...He also served in 'Nam. Meaning one or two women surely received him as a war partner.

 

[Catharsis]

Maybe it was his taste in music that offended me most...

One of my housemates thinks it is a good idea to blast Caramelldansen at one in the morning. Your guy's a complete amateur in comparison.

 

[CaptainF]

\As far as the smell of pot, I remember a party I threw in high school at my house when my parents went out of town. I walked into a room and smelled that horrible odor and went ballistic. Found out who was smoking it and made them leave. Really, it's a horrible, HORRIBLE odor.

That kid must have been smoking tobacco.

Most everyone I've met who doesn't smoke pot thinks that pot smell is much much better than ciggie stench.

Of course I didn't knock on his door with a nice telling off. I'm a passive aggressive douche so I'll find some other way to piss him off.

Now that's not good. I'd at least tell him to turn it down, if not totally harangue him for his hypocrisy. Passive aggressive-ness only escalates the situation.

 

[Tani Coyote]

I have a bit of late work that I finally got the drive to do...

...And now the website won't let me access it! How am I supposed to make up for my past mistakes if the website itself conspires against me?!

(Note: This isn't an invitation for somebody to go: "U could just not behind in the first place, lulz trollface" )

 

[Ansar]

Pointless homework -_-'

And then some more homework.

 

[Ulyaoth]

That kid must have been smoking tobacco.

Most everyone I've met who doesn't smoke pot thinks that pot smell is much much better than ciggie stench.

Tobacco smoke smells delicious. Pot smells awful to anyone who isn't a pothead.

 

[choxorn]

Tobacco smoke smells delicious.

 

[Ulyaoth]

Clearly you potheads are going to think your unsophisticated noxious weed better, but there's no denying the greatness of tobacco.

 

[really]

Tobacco smoke smells delicious.

Tobacco from a pipe does smell nice.

 

[choxorn]

I'm not saying weed smells good, but cigarette smoke smells like a combination of tar, car exhaust, and sulfur.

 

[Ulyaoth]

crappy cigarettes. And yeah, it smells horrible when it's left around on clothes and things, but when it's fresh it smells great.

 

[Mirc]

I'm not saying weed smells good, but cigarette smoke smells like a combination of tar, car exhaust, and sulfur.

A pipe or hookah smells absolutely great though - I haven't met one single person so far, smoker or non-smoker, to disagree.

 

[Tani Coyote]

Statistics show about 1/4 of my most-trolled video's viewers were from CFC! I wonder if there's a correlation...

Also, coincidentally, one of the names of the trolls was a few numbers off from matching the username of somebody here... hmm...

Good thing the trolls just inspired me to make more videos though.