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Bozo Erectus
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Angry conservatives who wear bow ties. Its just wrong.
h4ppy
You sir, pineapple?
The International Space Station is such a waste of money and will ultimately do little to help humanity's expansion. Ugh, the entire way that America is running its space program, from the pitiful funding to the myriad of worthless programs that do nothing but take pretty pictures, is just unbelievably wrong. Remember when we supposedly landed on the moon and then twenty or so years latter built the space shuttles? What the heck did we do next? Nothing, echk.
Bozo Erectus
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If that chick tells me one more time that Ive been selected to win one, Im going to throw the computer down a well.
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Bozo Erectus
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Good point. Building a well goes on my 'to do' list.
Swedishguy
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I'm pretty sad that Gudrun Schymann has changed her name to Gudrun Schykvinn (Schywoman). Crazy feminists.
aronnax
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Stupid teacher kept my class back from recess to tell me the dangers of unmanage anger.
I want to strangle her
I want to strangle her
Swedishguy
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It's July second, and you're still in school?!
aronnax
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It's July second, and you're still in school?!
Holiday ended a week ago in June. I live in Singapore remenber
I just hate the 'efficiency' of the swiss army:
on friday we were bound to be dismissed home. Now before that we usually have to return all corps-material to the armory. Since we were on embassy guarding duty this year there was very little corps material to return (we basically just used our uniform and rifle which are both personal material).
so, for some reason our captain decided that we had to get up at 4.30 so that we can leave early as well (nevermind that the armory won't open up before 8 anyway). so we got up, to the calls of our officers to 'move it' (los, Herre, vorwärts), at 5.30 we were all standing outside at attention, everybody accounted for. Guess what came next: that's right: waiting. run to wait, wait to run.....I was literally doing nothing until 2pm, when we were finally discharched (not earlier than usual, of course).
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on friday we were bound to be dismissed home. Now before that we usually have to return all corps-material to the armory. Since we were on embassy guarding duty this year there was very little corps material to return (we basically just used our uniform and rifle which are both personal material).
so, for some reason our captain decided that we had to get up at 4.30 so that we can leave early as well (nevermind that the armory won't open up before 8 anyway). so we got up, to the calls of our officers to 'move it' (los, Herre, vorwärts), at 5.30 we were all standing outside at attention, everybody accounted for. Guess what came next: that's right: waiting. run to wait, wait to run.....I was literally doing nothing until 2pm, when we were finally discharched (not earlier than usual, of course).
/rant
Rheinmetall
Interplanetary Assassin
That's army for you. Always in a hurry to wait something.
If it helps any, I'm pretty sure that's the army period, not just the Swiss army.I just hate the 'efficiency' of the swiss army:
on friday we were bound to be dismissed home. Now before that we usually have to return all corps-material to the armory. Since we were on embassy guarding duty this year there was very little corps material to return (we basically just used our uniform and rifle which are both personal material).
so, for some reason our captain decided that we had to get up at 4.30 so that we can leave early as well (nevermind that the armory won't open up before 8 anyway). so we got up, to the calls of our officers to 'move it' (los, Herre, vorwärts), at 5.30 we were all standing outside at attention, everybody accounted for. Guess what came next: that's right: waiting. run to wait, wait to run.....I was literally doing nothing until 2pm, when we were finally discharched (not earlier than usual, of course).
/rant
I'd bet plenty of Caeser's legionaries grumbled in Roman taverns about similar situations more than two millennium ago.
Swedishguy
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My dad says there's something wrong with this site and that I shouldn't be posting in it. Darn dad. /rant
Love
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Hey, its a family site, what page where you actually browsing? 
Been careless while perusing the Babe thread?
Masquerouge
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How ironic.
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